SRK Inaugural Arena: Hunger Games - Bious Wins!

Depends on if Jason is gonna play ball or not with these dragons.

But seriously we went from low level bugs to fucking dragons, and you even got me eating excrement. Clearly @manx helped you write this story lol.

WTF I need to read this shit now. :rofl:

You didnt eat excrement. That was just a saying. You did, on the otherhand, drink Skizzz’s piss.

Also if its not clear, if you want to attack a dragon, you have to specify which color you are attacking

Yeah thats clearly much better.

JasonC and what his face with the katana should merk all three dragons while Zoolander protects them from anyone that might feel a need to take them out this round.

BUUUUUT if we kill all the dragons this round the next round might be worse like on some Gantz type shit lol.

I saw some video about weird addictions and a guy who drank his own piss said it’s sterile which I imagine is not true for shit so yeah it is better…marginally? Since we’re on the topic, when I was 15 a girl asked me to piss in her pussy during sex…I immediately pulled out and left, and yes she was black.

Discuss.

A parachute flutters in, and lands near AngelPalm

it contains a FlashBang

Oh WTF everyone getting sponsored except me, all you sponsors must have gotten picked last in dodgeball =P.

If it makes you feel better I haven’t gotten sponsored either.

C’mon sponsors. Y’all are a bunch of bitches and whores. I know you can lower my chances of winning better than that.

I though Bious’ story was pretty cute. But yea…piss-drinking lol.

Uhhhhhh just wondering, do the dragons have a chance to randomly attack each other?

YOu should’ve gotten the flashbang

Thank you for the research report, Skizzz. Our powers are not what they seem. Wily you are, Skizzz, for maintaining these secrets. But it’s time for the secret to be revealed whether you like it or not.

Maybe it’s the sun. Maybe it’s exhaustion. Maybe it’s the constant looking-over-the-shoulder mentality that has drained my sanity. Maybe it’s the developing claustrophobia resulting from being in this arena that seems like it’s getting smaller and smaller. But, I know I am a changed man.

These games are a fraud. It has been scripted since the beginning. By a laughing game-master and sponsors believing we are just their play things for entertainment. I see it now. With the fog lifted and the darkness of the bees gone, I see everything clearly now. With this report…now knowing everyone’s potential…nay, everyone’s role

I was not destined to win these games. But I have a role to play. You ask for a truce and for me to kill off these so-called threats with teeth and wings.

How about you bow to us?

There is dragon blood in our veins. As we may be puppets to the sponsors, these beasts lay at our command. The rest of you…plead your case as to why you should be spared and maybe I have some humanity left in me to listen.

Welp we know who is dying this round lol.

Edit: Guess I better find something to kill these dragons off with if we are going to hold a truce.

Also Willy said the dragons get fed a name of the players left over after our actions are complete and then attack them.

Waht?

JasonC gave the Research Report to Skizzz

Waht?