Get up so I can kill you again.
Nah I’m just fucking with you man. Shouldnt have talked about going for the force field.
Player Actions:
Bious: Scavenge Net
Sumazndude: Scavenge Katana
Skizzz: Attack GodotsRevenge
XthAtGAm3RGuYX: Scavenge Force Field
JasonC: Attack Augustus, Attack XthAtGAm3RGuYX
Augustus: Attack GodotsRevenge
Angelpalm: Scavenge Fiery Armor
Pietastic: Scavenge Stun Gun
Orochizoolander: Attack GodotsRevenge
GodotsRevenge: Scavenge Force Field
Synonym: Defend GodotsRevenge
Contested Items: Force Field
XthAtGAm3RGuYX wins over GodotsRevenge
Bious, having gotten his shield yanked from him, cursed at Angelpalm. “Fuck,” he said. “Looks like I’ve got my replacement Vynce.” Using a sharp rock, he crossed out the scabbed over ‘Vynce’ cut into his forearm, spilling fresh blood out of the wounds. He then proceeded to write a new name: ‘Angelpalm.’ He smiled, and licked the blood from the wounds, to give himself power. He then grabbed a Net discarded nearby. “This should work nicely…” Orochizoolander, creeped out, snuck away quietly while he wasn’t paying attention. Holding his Battle Staff at the ready, he scoured for a target. And that is when he saw him. Picking through a pile of trash, **GodotsRevenge **was looking for something.
“Ah, here it is” said GodotsRevenge, looking down over a Force Field belt. “Just what I needed.” He reached down to pick it up.
“Not so fast, Lawyer!” screamed XthAtGAm3RGuYX, leaping from a pile of stone rubble nearby, kicking **GodotsRevenge **backwards away from the item. “That is my forcefield belt you’re trying to steal.” **GodotsRevenge **clenched his teeth, tightening his grip on the Tower Shield, ready to charge **XthAtGAm3rGuYX **and fight for his item. That is when he saw it, out of the corner of his eye. **Orochizoolander **leaping through the air, striking down on **GodotsRevenge **with his staff. **Godots **turned and positioned himself, deflecting the blow with his large shield. Orochizoolander, exhibiting supreme grace, rolled with the deflection and stood up. **GodotsRevenge **smiled.
“Is that all you have?” yelled **GodotsRevenge **at Orochizoolander. He looked to the side, and noticed **XthAtGAm3RGuYX **had gotten away with the Force Field. He instantly felt the anger well up inside of him… until he heard the whisper on his ears.
“Nope…” Whispered Skizzz, smiling, as he pressed his axe right against **GodotsRevenge’s **neck. He had snuck up behind him, while **Orochizoolander **distracted him. “Any last words?”
**GodotsRevenge **closed his eyes. How could he have let this happen. What a fool he was. to be duped by Orochizoolander? Was that his legacy?
No. He thought. He opened his eyes, and looked to the side. What he saw made his spirits rise. With a quickness, **Synonym **was upon Skizzz, pulling him aside in such a way to clear the axe from GodotsRevenge’s neck, and tacking **Skizzz **to the ground. The two men fell aside leaving **GodotsRevenge **clear. **Orochizoolanders **eyes went wide in fear, as **GodotsRevenge’s **eyes narrowed in on him. He wanted blood. The rest of the arena faded to black for him, the rage of losing the Force Field and nearly falling victim to **Orochizoolanders **plans too much to handle. **Orochizoolander **looked back, in a battle ready stance, gripping his staff tight. If **GodotsRevenge **wanted a fight, it was on.
“Wait” started Synonym, protesting to GodotsRevenge. But it was too late. His words entered his ears, but never quite registered with his brain. They floated around inside his head like a moth fluttering in the night, drawn to a light that flickers on and off, never quite able to get it. He charged Orochizoolander, who effortlessly dodged the shield slam with his enhanced reflexes, sending **GodotsRevenge **off balance. He tripped on a rock he didn’t see, and sprawled to the ground, sending his shield from his grip. He didn’t care. He flipped over onto his back, to see where Orochizoolander had gone…
And saw Augustus pointing his sword down at him. “Farewell, GodotsRevenge” he said, as he thrust his blade quickly down into his heart, twisting it as he did so.
GodotsRevenge was dead, unable to hear **Synonyms **warning.
**Augustus **turned back to Synonym. **XthAtGAm3RGuYX **had come back to the edge of the group to witness the exchange, fitting his belt around his waist and clicking it into place.
“Wow, good one Augustus, now we’ve both got a kill under out belt.”
As he said that, an arrow flew out from the trees, nailing him right in the head. A green irridecent glow shone around his body, as it deflected the arrow from him. He fell backwards in shock at his near death.
**Augustus **looked for the source of the shot, trying to get a fix on where it came from. And then he saw it.
**JasonC **was looking back at him, another arrow notched in his bow. JasonC gave a little wink, and let the arrow fly.
It found its mark, and Augustus fell on top of GodotsRevenge, dead. JasonC quickly ran away for cover.
Meanwhile, **Pietastic **was scavenging through a tower in the corner of the castle, looking for something useful. He reached down, and picked up a Stun Gun, giving it a click as the electricity created a “zap” in the air that satisfied him. He turned around, and saw **Sumazndude **standing in the doorway behind him. **Pietastic **noticed a nice, large looking Katana held in the mans hand. For a moment, there was a staredown between the two, neither willing making the first move. And then, they both were startled by a loud bang.
Followed by another.
They both went and looked out the nearby window in the castle, and saw in the sky 2 names:
“Looks like we missed all the fun, right buddy?” cackled Sumazndude, but when he turned to look at Pietastic, he was already gone.
Back at the fight, **Skizzz **looked around at the fallout. Alongside him was Orochizoolander, Synonym, and XthGAm3rGuYX all staring at the dead bodies.
“Well, that could have gone worse for us I suppose…” said Skizzz.
“Yoink” yelled Angelpalm, hopping out from some bushes wearing mud as camoflauge. In one smooth motion, he unhooked **Skizzz’s **Fiery armor, grabbed it, and was off again before anybody could react. All 4 of the men just stood at eachother, blinking, in shock.
“Attention fighters,” the voice of Pimp Willy boomed over the loud speaker. “A large swarm of deadly, poisonious insects is currently being released into the arena. Prepare, or die. That is all.”
And then the voice clicked off.
Current Equipment:
Spoiler
Arena Effects for Phase 4:
Swarm of Insects. Everybody will take 2 damage during the round.
Available Equipment:
Weapons
Spoiler
Sharp Stick (hand), +1 Attack (Unlimited quantity of these, always a successful scavenge)
Short Sword (hand), +2 attack
Long Sword (hand), +3 attack
Battle Hammer (hand), +2 attack
Axe, (hand) +4 attack (-1 armor value to each piece of armor you wear)
Mace (hand), +2 attack (Break: If the enemy doesn’t die when you attack, destroy 1 random piece of their equipment)
Spear (hand), +2 attack (Retaliate: deals 2 damage to attackers)
Stun Gun (hand), +0 attack. Enemy has half armor during the next phase.
Whip (hand), +0 attack. Causes the targeted enemy to drop their weapon.
Handgun (hand), +2 attack (Ranged: you avoid damage while attacking, even if their item permits them to deal damage)
Repeating Crossbow (hand) +2 attack (Ranged: you avoid damage and effects while attacking, even if their item permits them to deal damage)
**Knife **(off-hand), +1 attack
Dagger (off-hand), +1 attack / +1 Defense
Baton (off-hand), +2 attack
Hammer (off-hand), +1 attack
Battle Axe (2 handed), +5 attack
Katana (2 handed), +5 attack
War Hammer (2 handed), +4 attack (Break: If the enemy doesn’t die when you attack, destroy 1 random piece of their equipment)
**Battle Staff **(2 handed), +2 attack / + 3 defense
Bow (2 handed), +3 attack (Ranged: you avoid damage and effects while attacking, even if their item permits them to use Retaliate)
M16 (2 handed), +4 attack (Ranged: you avoid damage and effects while attacking, even if their item permits them to use Retaliate)
Sponsor Dagger, engraved with " I slayed your Lucario with this. -Love, Daisy" (off-hand), +1 attack / +1 Defense
Sponsor Dagger, engraved with “He who receives this dagger will forevermore be known as ‘My Bitch’ - Cyntalan” (off-hand), +1 attack / +1 Defense
Armor
Spoiler
**Trashcan Lid **(off-Hand), +1 Defense
Shield (off-hand), +2 Defense
Riot Shield (off-hand), +2 defense
**Spiked Shield **(off-hand) +1 attack, +2 defense (Retaliate: deals 1 damage to attackers)
**Tower Shield **(Hand), +4 defense
Leather Armor (Armor), +2 Defense
Studded Armor (Armor), +3 Defense
Fiery Armor (Armor), 1 Defense (Retaliate: Deals 2 damage to all attackers)
Body Armor (Armor), +3 defense (+2 extra vs ranged weapons)
Force Field (Armor), +3 defense (+2 extra vs non-ranged weapons)
Kevlar (Armor), +2 defense (+4 extra vs ranged weapons)
**Platemail **(Armor), +4 defense (-2 defense vs hammers)
Misc
Spoiler
**Brass Knuckles **- So long as your base attack is 0, you gain +2 attack.
Deadly Poison - Your swords, daggers, and axes have +1 attack
**Fire Arrows **- Your Bows and Crossbows have +1 attack
Hollow Points - your Handgun and M16 have +1 attack
Steroids - Your hammers have +2 attack
Reflex Amplifier - you have +4 armor while your Armor slot is empty
Medicine - When you die, this item is used up and you return to life
Net - When you defend, and are attacked, destroy this item. All of your attackers are snared and have half defense the next turn.
Research Report - When you get this item, you will have all of the abilities of the players revealed to you.
Flash Bang - Use during an attack against a target, instead of dealing damage. Destroy this item, and your target (and all players attacking your target) are blinded, causing them to deal half damage (rounded down) next turn.
Phase 4 Begins. Actions for Phase 4 are due in 24 hours, Tuesday Feb 4th at 12:00 PST (noon).
Please PM your choice to the GM.
Tell us who died!
THE SUSPENSE (AND PROBABLY A BUNCH OF YOU GUYS) IS KILLING ME!
Whelp, I’m fucked.
Thank you Jason. I’ll try to replay the favour
Sorry for the delay. Tried to do a higher quality writeup and double check all my math.
Also, tomorrow, I am travelling for work, I will be at a computer but since I am going to be in the office (and not at home) it might be harder to find time for a writeup. So it might be delayed, and the quality might not be as high, but actions are still due at noon
I think SAD, pie, and OZ have the only abilities that haven’t been figured out yet. Syn no longer has an ability. I’ll think about outing those three when I get home from uni later today but first I would want to know how badly they want to keep their abilities secret.
I have an idea on Oz, so I really only care about the other two.
And thanks to the BEEEEEESSSS, you and I need to have a pow-wow on Armor.
EDIT: Actually I read the list wrong. Nevermind
Thanks. Though you may not get a chance to… I’m probably targeted this phase.
Also I completely called this shit after Phase 1. JasonC can attack and scavenge in the same turn, or attack two targets in the same turn. He needs to die very soon.
Luckily for me my natural foresight told me I should grab armor that would protect me from that +3. Attacking me was a wasted effort.
Good call, Gam3rGuy…good call.
Outting me doesn’t matter because it’s about to be made public next phase…
With that in your confused minds those who do not know, I’m willing to team up with someone though it is late to ask
Btw @AngelPalm, did you think to steal the research report? Just a thought…
I do agree JasonC needs to be taken care of but, who am I to say that.
Then lets hear it Skizzz. I would very much like to know the card L over here has up his sleeve.
Good write up btw Willy.
Jason, do you get double attack with any weapon or just the bow?
Sorry skizz I figured u was a gonner anyway so I grabbed your armor before anyone could.
As of now I am a thief for hire, let me know what you want me to steal and I will give u my conditions.
Can you steal my shield back for me.
You aren’t the only one who thought I was dead. I did as well. I would really apprecate if you didn’t steal medicine this phase, but I am not in a great position to make demands