I’m assuming @RadicalFuzz chose to wipe out the NPCs. I’ll take a turn off from the bot killing.
Anyone going after that green robot?
Yeah I got the robots. Bladeballs are RIP
(By this point, I’m assuming nobody would be reading write-ups anyway.)
Actions
3rdSTRikeLOVE - Defend
Blindknagg - Attack
chadouken! - Attack: DarkGeneral
DarkGeneral - Attack: 3rdSTRikeLOVE
NupoChromine - Attack: DarkGeneral
RadicalFuzz - Attack: Bladeball A
Raij1n - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
Synonym - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
Merc - Shield: Raij1n
Miniturret (Turn 2/3) - Attack: RadicalFuzz
Miniturret (Turn 1/3) - Attack: Bladeball H
Results
DarkGeneral dies.
DarkGeneral’s Ability:
4-Infernox: You are immune to the effects of all Omega Mods.
chadouken!'s Versa-Wrench Striker gets 15XP for killing DarkGeneral.
NupoChromine’s Versa-Wrench Multicore gets 15XP for killing DarkGeneral.
Blindknagg’s Miniturret Launcher gets 1XP for killing Bladeball H.
Raij1n gets 2 Gold Bolts.
Synonym gets 3 Gold Bolts.
Players
3rdSTRikeLOVE: B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+3 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def}, Nanobots, Database
Blindknagg: Miniturret Launcher (+1 atk/+3 def/4XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def, +2 def}
chadouken!: Versa-Wrench Striker (+7 atk/+11 def/19XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 atk, +3 def, +4 def}
DarkGeneral: Phase 13
DukeC: Phase 6
ForgeDigger: Phase 9
Hecatom: Phase 10
jasonC: Phase 7
Missing Person: Phase 10
NupoChromine: Versa-Wrench Multicore (+5 atk/+9 def/19XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 atk, +3 def, +4 def}
orochizoolander: Phase 9
RadicalFuzz: Leviathan Flail (+11 atk/4 def) {Alpha Mods: +2 atk, +4 def, +1 atk}
Raij1n: Vulcan Cannon (+4 atk/+3 def), Merc
Reiraku: Phase 10
Synonym: The Arbiter (+5 atk/-2 def/0XP)
Merc (Raij1n) - (0 atk/0 def/2 Phases) - Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/0 def/18XP)
Scavengable Items
Weapons
-Versa-Wrench Lite (Unlimited Available)
-Fusion Rifle (1 Available)
-chadouken!'s Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+4 def/5XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 def}
-ForgeDigger’s Versa-Wrench Multicore (+2 atk/+2 def/0XP)
-Missing Person’s Dual Raptors (+2 atk/+2 def)
-RadicalFuzz’s Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/6XP)
-‘Pick scissors you fucking scrub -Cyntalan’ Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/0XP)
-DarkGeneral’s Hunter Mine Launcher (+2 atk/+5 def/20XP) {Alpha Mods: +2 def, +2 atk}
Items
-Gold Bolts (0/1/2/3)
-Green - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases)
Crusader Tournament
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13u6t9SHcpY
Reactor (3 atk/15 def/10XP): Reactor’s Target is chosen based on Sponsor majority vote (no coin cost). All attackers on same turn as death get 0 to 5 Gold Bolts. Surviving Players become Crusaders (Armour becomes +3 def, Players worth 20XP).
Actions due in 24 hours.
We can wet this foo easily.
I personally loved the writeups. The way you’d throw in Ratchet OST was a nice touch of ambiance as well.
I’d overlooked the ratchet series until this game. You sold some copies.
DAMMIT. I was trying to get out of doing them. I’ll see if I can get a couple done tomorrow.
Curse my natural writing ability and good looks.
One out of two ain bad
Well that didn’t work…it was a bunch of flipping off going on in the picture. Oh well…you still dead nigga
So what now @NupoChromine ? How long is @“chadouken!” gonna let you live before it’s time? Mafia life got you guys in a predicament…
I’d like to attack to advance the arena itself, not mafia insecurity.
Especially after seeing the braveheart cheering in Blindknagg’s post I feel we must triumph
I’m tagging the NPC this round. Anyone up to kill it with me?
I’ll hit the reactor, too.
Are one of you two going to attack the NPC also or no? (Because if not, then Chad and I need to back off for now)
Believe in Turretius and his childrens’ aim will be true.
@“chadouken!” I’m backing off the NPC. We don’t have the damage to take it out.
I’m on it
Actions
3rdSTRikeLOVE - Evade
Blindknagg - Attack
chadouken! - Attack: Reactor
NupoChromine - Attack: 3rdSTRikeLOVE
RadicalFuzz - Attack: Reactor
Raij1n - Attack: Reactor
Synonym - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
Merc - Shield: Raij1n
Miniturret (Turn 3/3) - Attack: chadouken!
Miniturret (Turn 2/3) - Attack: RadicalFuzz
Miniturret (Turn 1/3) - Attack: Reactor
Results
All remaining Players have become Crusaders!
-Armour upgraded from 0/2 to 0/3
-Player XP on kill upgraded from 15XP to 20XP
Blindknagg’s Miniturret Launcher gets 10XP for killing Reactor.
Blindknagg gets 5 Gold Bolts for killing Reactor.
chadouken!'s Versa-Wrench Striker gets 10XP for killing Reactor.
chadouken! gets 4 Gold Bolts for killing Reactor.
RadicalFuzz gets 4 Gold Bolts for killing Reactor.
Raij1n gets 5 Gold Bolts for killing Reactor.
Synonym gets 0 Gold Bolts.
Players
3rdSTRikeLOVE: B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+3 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def}, Nanobots, Database
Blindknagg: Miniturret Launcher (+1 atk/+3 def/14XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def, +2 def}
chadouken!: Versa-Wrench Striker (+7 atk/+11 def/29XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 atk, +3 def, +4 def}
DarkGeneral: Phase 13
DukeC: Phase 6
ForgeDigger: Phase 9
Hecatom: Phase 10
jasonC: Phase 7
Missing Person: Phase 10
NupoChromine: Versa-Wrench Multicore (+5 atk/+9 def/19XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 atk, +3 def, +4 def}
orochizoolander: Phase 9
RadicalFuzz: Leviathan Flail (+11 atk/4 def) {Alpha Mods: +2 atk, +4 def, +1 atk}
Raij1n: Vulcan Cannon (+4 atk/+3 def), Merc
Reiraku: Phase 10
Synonym: The Arbiter (+5 atk/-2 def/0XP)
Merc (Raij1n) - (0 atk/0 def/3 Phases) - Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/0 def/18XP)
Scavengable Items
Weapons
-Versa-Wrench Lite (Unlimited Available)
-Fusion Rifle (1 Available)
-chadouken!'s Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+4 def/5XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 def}
-ForgeDigger’s Versa-Wrench Multicore (+2 atk/+2 def/0XP)
-Missing Person’s Dual Raptors (+2 atk/+2 def)
-RadicalFuzz’s Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/6XP)
-‘Pick scissors you fucking scrub -Cyntalan’ Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/0XP)
-DarkGeneral’s Hunter Mine Launcher (+2 atk/+5 def/20XP) {Alpha Mods: +2 def, +2 atk}
Items
-Gold Bolts (0/1/2/3)
-Green - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases)
New Planet
The Valix Belt:
Cycloid A - (2 atk/6 def/4XP)
Cycloid B - (2 atk/6 def/4XP)
Cycloid C - (2 atk/6 def/4XP)
If 1 or more Cycloids remain at the end of the turn, 3 more will spawn.
Actions due in 24 hours.
Cmon 3rdStrike, I just wanted to pop your Nanobots