SRK Arena IV - Ratchet Deadlocked/Gladiator HD - Finale: Like A Champion

I put in my request to scavenge Hecatomb’s. We’ll see what kind of fuckery goes down between now and then. Hope I get it so I can actually be useful in this game.

After coming back to this trying to amass the small fortune necessary to make my wrench even marginally better than Reiraku’s would be foolish. I’m going for Reiraku’s wrench.

So, the legacy ability automatically swaps on the players death. Anyone want to own up before I start posting player numbers to hunt down?

Wait, you have a list of who the legacy player picked? (I’m confused)

Yo wait, who’s tagging shellshock with me?

If nobody responds in the next 48mins then I’ll just scavenge for gold.

I’m picking up the wrench, Reiraku’s to be precise.

I’m scavenging this round

*I’ll take on the Shellshock with you. It’ll only be appropriate that I finish off my crusade against the bots. *

Alright, gonna atk shell then

No, I just have a list of all player’s and their abilities.

https://youtu.be/ifZY3OFRUeU

Actions
3rdSTRikeLOVE - Jesus: Weep
Blindknagg - Evade
chadouken! - Scavenge: Hecatom’s Versa-Wrench Striker
DarkGeneral - Defend
NupoChromine - Attack: Shellshock
RadicalFuzz - Scavenge: Reiraku’s Versa-Wrench Multicore
Raij1n - Scavenge: Merc
Synonym - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
Miniturret (Turn 3/3) - Attack: NupoChromine
Miniturret (Turn 2/3) - Attack: Raij1n

Results
All remaining Players have become Avengers!
-Armour upgraded from 0/1 to 0/2
-Player XP on kill upgraded from 10XP to 15XP

NupoChromine gets 2 Gold Bolts for killing Shellshock.

Synonym gets 1 Gold Bolt.

Players
3rdSTRikeLOVE: B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+3 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def}, Nanobots, Database
Blindknagg: Miniturret Launcher (+1 atk/+3 def/3XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def, +2 def}
chadouken!: Versa-Wrench Striker (+7 atk/+11 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 atk, +3 def, +4 def}
DarkGeneral: Hunter Mine Launcher (+2 atk/+5 def/20XP) {Alpha Mods: +2 def, +2 atk}
DukeC: Phase 6
ForgeDigger: Phase 9
Hecatom: Phase 10
jasonC: Phase 7
Missing Person: Phase 10
NupoChromine: Leviathan Flail (+11 atk/4 def) {Alpha Mods: +2 atk, +4 def, +1 atk}
orochizoolander: Phase 9
RadicalFuzz: Versa-Wrench Multicore (+5 atk/+9 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 atk, +3 def, +4 def}
Raij1n: Vulcan Cannon (+4 atk/+3 def), Merc
Reiraku: Phase 10
Synonym: The Arbiter (+5 atk/-2 def/0XP)

Merc (Raij1n) - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases) - Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/0 def/18XP)

Scavengable Items
Weapons
-Versa-Wrench Lite (Unlimited Available)
-Fusion Rifle (1 Available)
-chadouken!'s Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+4 def/5XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 def}
-ForgeDigger’s Versa-Wrench Multicore (+2 atk/+2 def/0XP)
-Missing Person’s Dual Raptors (+2 atk/+2 def)
-RadicalFuzz’s Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/6XP)

Items
-Gold Bolts (0/1/2/3)
-Green - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases)

New Planet
Shaar
Laser Back A (+5 atk/+3 def/4XP)
Laser Back B (+5 atk/+3 def/4XP)
Laser Back C (+5 atk/+3 def/4XP)
If 1 or more Laser Backs remain at the end of the turn, 1 more will spawn.

Actions due in 24 hours.

I’m so fucking retarted FUCK!
https://youtu.be/H22t-tiWiLw

Soooo… Kill Laser Backs?

14 hours ago, at Shaar

Dallas: "Today’s episode is brought to you by Shoryuken Moderation: Keeping people like Bious locked up since 2017. Shoryuken Moderation is a non-profit organisation and every dollar donated goes towards the McRib Foundation."
chadouken!: "You mean the McDonald’s charity?"
Dallas: "Nope. MrWizard’s house is built on a foundation of McRibs."
Juanita: "Speaking of white people, we have a Sponsor’s Weapon for RadicalFuzz! A brand new, top of the line Versa-Wrench Lite!"
RadicalFuzz: “oOo, ShInY. wHaT dOeS iT sAy?”

‘Pick scissors you fucking scrub -Cyntalan’

Welp guys, tonight’s the night that mafia clips one of the stronger non co-operating players…watch you’re backs. I got right now @DarkGeneral or @NupoChromine as Mafia, but I’m still cloudy about a couple of instances. It seems they’ve already started killing their own people’s lol. I see you guys

@“chadouken!”

and

@RadicalFuzz

You’re boss is just gonna play one of you for your weapon…unless of course chadouken is the secret Mafia boss. I already made my reads tho, so I’ll just assume he’s about to get played by his gang.

Should I defend?

@3rdSTRikeLOVE (What do you mean by “Mafia”?) (The power title?)

Sounds like he’s paranoid of experiences from past games I think he was lynched as a child and hasn’t quite been the same since.

Poor thing.

There is a precipice here, the npcs are notably stronger amidst lack of trust. Fucking each other can easily fuck ourselves at this juncture.