oh so does the fuckery start this phase?
Look at what net neutrality has wrought.
3rdstrike with the nanobots is pretty OP if you think about it - he’s got 3 lives. Somehow, I’m still not scared of him?
I wouldn’t mind if someone decides to take some of his lives out just to even the field 
Sponsors are receiving coins from me, but Alpha Jewstein has ruined the bolt:coin exchange rate so they have very little finances. What they do have is being wagered on players doing stuff rather then on helping the thread.
I have also been made aware of the identity of player #19.
I will be selling off information later.
@3SL, I’ll consult with my masters for further instructions.
I get that 19 is a huge problem, but do we just stop attacking NPCs then? Couldn’t leaving the shellshock also be bad for us? His attack will be really annoying.
If we are abandoning all sense of community, I’m looking to buy friends.
For the record, I’m 3. It’s a poopy ability that I’m never going to use anyway.
Also I think it’s most likely MP who’s 20 :x
Why would MP be 20? That’s a very PvP focused ability, while MP’s been clearing NPCs with me.
It says kills, not player kills. Thought that meant NPCs too
Assuming that list is accurate, if I were to make the following role:
20-Carbonox: Your armour upgrades after kills. Killing 1 Player increases it by +1/+1. Your armour cannot be equipped by anyone else.
The term ‘Player’ there would refer to a contestant.
Bruh the only thing I care about is to spread the gospel of the one true god of RNG.
Speaking of which, it’s about damn time that #24 contact me and join the church.
Nah I’m #11.
“11-Mr. Zurkon: Mr. Zurkon fires at the target you Attack, giving your attacks a 1.5x multiplier.”
Actions due in 30 minutes.
Do you need me to attack shellshock?
We take out shock, get bolts, handle Yun and yang after?
One hour ago, at The Chief’s suite
Cyntalan: "So did you finally get your Holovision connecton sorted out?"
The Chief: "Yeah, turns out that the disconnect was caused by a stock market crash of all things."
Bious: "So what about all those episodes we missed?"
The Chief: "Well I’ve got the Fantastic Alpha Package, so we’ll be able to watch them when they’re re-released."
Vynce (?): "You’ve got the FAP?"
The Chief: "I’ve got the FAP. So do we want to wait for the previous episodes to be re-released or do we want to watch tonight’s episode?"
Cyntalan: "Let’s watch tonight’s episode. I’m sure they’re still being friendly, and we don’t want another write-up delayed."
Vynce (?): "We don’t want what?"
Cyntalan: “I said we don’t want to get right up to where we were delayed.”
Present time, at Kronos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEqXz3LCt-o
Dallas: "HELLLLOOOOO AND WELCOME TO THE MAIN EVENT TONIGHT AT DREADZONE."
Juanita: "Oh Dallas, I’m so excited! Today, we get to see our 15 contestants get crushed by the one, the only, SHELLSHOCK!"
Shellshock: "ZESE TINY COWARDS SINK ZEY CAN BEAT ME? BWAHAHAHAHA!"
Dallas: "He’s right to laugh, Juanita. None of these tiny cowards are strong enough to take Shellshock by themselves!"
Missing Person: "Maybe so. But together, we have proven that we can take down any adversary. These people may have let me down in the past, but I truly do believe in them."
chadouken!: "You said it MP! Come on everyone, LET’S GOOOOOOO!"
RadicalFuzz: " 
:D"
Juanita: "Wowwwww guys, that was an incredible effort. Congratulations."
Missing Person: "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?"
Raij1n: "Where was everyone?"
DarkGeneral: "Yeah, hold up a sec. There’s probably some Gold Bolts around here somewhere."
Missing Person: "CAN YOU DO THAT WHEN THERE’S NOT A 500 TONNE BEHEMOTH IN FRONT OF US?"
Shellshock: "IT WOULD NOT HAVE MATTERED ANYWAY. I DID NOT EVEN FEEL ANY OF YOUR ATTACKS."
jasonC: "That’s because you weren’t attacked."
Dallas: "WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. In a surprise action, jasonC has opted to SHIELD Shellshock!"
Shellshock: "YOU ARE A SMART MAN, BUT I WILL NOT SPARE YOU."
jasonC: "Oh, I don’t need sparing. But he does."
Raij1n: "You?"
Juanita: "OHHHH. A beautiful fountain of blood explodes from Raij1n as The Arbiter rocket finds its mark!"
Shellshock: "UND NOW IT IS MY TURN."
Dallas: "Would you look at that, Juanita! Shellshock EFFORTLESSLY knocks chadouken!, Missing Person and RadicalFuzz to the side, with the latter taking a Shellshock fist straight to the genitals!"
RadicalFuzz: "D’:"
Juanita: "But Shellshock’s not done yet! With a great ascension to the skies, his missiles lock onto DukeC, ForgeDigger, NupoChromine and Synonym, and it looks like no matter how much you pray to Jesus, it can’t save DukeC from the mighty Shellshock!"
DukeC: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Shellshock: "HAHA, PUNY CRITTERS. ONE DOWN, FOURTEEN TO GO."
Dallas: “And with that, Shellshock moves on to the next area! Have our contestants met their match? Tune in next time to find out! Only on Vox.”
Present time, at The Chief’s suite
Cyntalan: "HOLY FUCK, HOW MUCH DID WE MISS?"
The Chief: "Those previous episodes had better come out fucking soon. I’m not paying for premium FAP for nothing."
Bious: "DAMMIT."
Vynce (?): "What?"
Bious: “I KNEW I SHOULD’VE BET ON BETRAYAL.”
Actions
3rdSTRikeLOVE - Evade
Blindknagg - Attack
chadouken! - Attack: Shellshock
DarkGeneral - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
DukeC - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
ForgeDigger - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
Hecatom - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
jasonC - Attack: Raij1n
Missing Person - Attack: Shellshock
NupoChromine - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
orochizoolander - Jesus probably wouldn’t do that
RadicalFuzz - Attack: Shellshock
Raij1n - Attack: Shellshock
Reiraku - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
Synonym - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
Merc - Shield: Shellshock
Miniturret (Turn 3/3) - Attack: Synonym
Miniturret (Turn 1/3) - Attack: Hecatom
Results
DukeC dies.
DukeC’s Ability:
12-Mockingjay: The odds are ever in your favour. You may control the results of one NPC’s RNG per turn. This action is in addition to your regular daily action and will not show up in the action list.
Raij1n dies.
Raij1n’s Ability:
25-Deadeye: You can Attack any Player, even if their action that turn is Evade. Your Attacks also ignore shields.
chadouken!, Missing Person and RadicalFuzz have their Defence halved during the next turn.
jasonC’s Arbiter gets 10XP for killing Raij1n.
DarkGeneral gets 0 Gold Bolts.
ForgeDigger gets 0 Gold Bolts.
Hecatom gets 2 Gold Bolts.
NupoChromine gets 1 Gold Bolt.
Reiraku gets 1 Gold Bolt.
Synonym gets 3 Gold Bolts.
Players
3rdSTRikeLOVE: B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+2 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def}, Nanobots, Database
Blindknagg: Miniturret Launcher (+1 atk/+1 def/3XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def}
chadouken!: Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/5XP)
DarkGeneral: Hunter Mine Launcher (0 atk/+3 def/0XP)
DukeC: Phase 6
ForgeDigger: Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/5XP)
Hecatom: Versa-Wrench Lite (+4 atk/+4 def/3XP) (Alpha Mods: +3 atk, +3 def)
jasonC: The Arbiter (+5 atk/-2 def/10XP)
Missing Person: Dual Vipers (+1 atk/0 def/18XP)
NupoChromine: Scorpion Flail (+3 atk/0 def/10XP)
orochizoolander: Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/0XP)
RadicalFuzz: Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/6XP)
Raij1n: Phase 6
Reiraku: Versa-Wrench Lite (+4 atk/+4 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 atk, +3 def}
Synonym:
Merc (jasonC) - (0 atk/0 def/4 Phases) - Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/0 def/6XP)
Scavengable Items
Weapons
-Versa-Wrench Lite (Unlimited Available)
-Fusion Rifle (1 Available)
-Raij1n’s Magma Cannon (+2 atk/+1 def/8XP)
Items
-Gold Bolts (0/1/2/3)
-Green - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases)
Avenger Tournament
Shellshock (2 atk/10 def/5XP): If not killed at the end of the turn, hits all Players that attacked him with a shockwave, halving their defence next turn. All attackers on same turn as death get 2 Gold Bolts. 25% chance of each Player getting hit by attack. Surviving Players become Avengers (armour becomes +2 def, Players worth 15XP)
Actions due in 24 hours.
First blood >:)
Well that’s an easy way to tell that you didn’t play this game last time. Only took until Phase 2 for 2 Players to die.
Yeah it’s my first arena game.