If I attack, I can only kill people with defenses less than 3. If he attacks, he can kill whoever he wants. Are you suggesting that he’s just going to build up his attack until he need to hit someone?
Slightly agree.
I see it as:
UntouchableBuzz tier:
You
Top tier:
Forge
Me
DG
Hecatom
Mid tier
SoVi3t
AC
Pie
I don’t know half of the abilities though. Maybe Pie can clue us in. I see myself as a threat too but the gap between you and everyone else is enormous.
*AHA! So now you admit that killing me last time being complete sham. *
*The staff she’s gripping looks pretty erect to me. *
- SoVi3t - Stealth
- pietastic - Scavenge Sponsor’s Dagger
- Hecatom - Stealth (fails)
- AlphaCommando - Attack pietastic
- The Chief - Stealth
- RadicalFuzz - Attak DarkGeneral
- ForgeDigger - Defend Fuzz
- DarkGeneral - Defend Self
Cannon shoots: Chief
Contested Items: N/A
SoVi3t, dropped right into the game, went back to doing what his district knew best: hiding. He took to the caves in the jungle. **Hecatom **saw this, and laughed. “If he’s gonna keep hiding, I’m gonna keep hiding.” **Hecatom **went and hid behind a tree trunk… clearly still visible to anybody looking.
Which **pietastic **was. He smirked, reached down, and picked up a dagger that had washed up on the shore. It was engraved with Augustus’ name. He knew it was **Aidebits **dagger. He gripped it in his hand, and went over to where Hecatom was clearly still visible.
“Here, kitty, kitty” he said, going in for blood. But then something hit him in the side of his head, and he fell sideways. He tried to straighten up, but was unable to; something was stuck. Then his vision started fading.
**AlphaCommando **strode over, and watched **pietastic **die, his head pinned to the tree trunk. When he was sure he was dead, he walked over and pulled the bolt out; **pietastics **lifeless body fell to the floor. **Hecatom **stayed behind the tree, trying to hide.
“I can see you, idiot” said AlphaCommando, causing Hecatom to run away in fear.
**AlphaCommando **laughed.
The Chief watched the whole thing from the treetops, hidden out of view. “Nobody will be able to find me up here” he thought. And then there was a loud boom, and suddenly the tree he was in was shattered as a cannon ball ripped through it. **Chief **braced for impact, but hid his head against a rock, shattering his skull. His vision went dark.
Luckily for him, he had the medicine. Even in his blind state, he was able to find the vial, and drink it. Suddenly, his vision returned, and the skull fracture even healed itself. He sat up, dazed.
“Holy shit, that was close” said The Chief.
On the other side of the Island, **DarkGeneral **was standing, admiring the view of the Ocean. This place – although a warzone – was much nicer than anything he had seen back home. The fields and plants of their harvests were something, but this was on another level.
RadicalFuzz, sensing his chance, dove out from the cover of some rocks, and struck quickly with his chainsaw sword at RadicalFuzz. **ForgeDigger **also ran out of cover, using her staff to attempt to block any blows that DarkGeneral might send at RadicalFuzz.
“Dieeeee!” screamed RadicalFuzz, bringing the loud whirring chainsaw sword down towards **DarkGeneral’s **head.
But of course, chainsaws are loud and **DarkGeneral **heard it coming.
He lifted his shield, and braced for Impact; The chainsaw was deflected by the shield, more splinters being sent off of it. But it held. And the blow was deflected.
**DarkGeneral **smirked, as he slammed his shield against both **RadicalFuzz **and ForgeDigger, sending them flying backwards onto the beach. He flexed his muscles.
“Nice try, assholes” he said. “Let’s tango.”
Just as he said that, a loud boom echoed, signaling the death of a player. All 3 looked up into the sky, and saw the info of pietastic projected onto the ceiling:
Just then, another ship pulled up to the beach, dropping its loading dock with a loud thud. DarkGeneral, RadicalFuzz, and **ForgeDigger **looked over and saw a small skeleton army march onto the beach. The three skeletons, each with their own set of weaponry, groaned as they marched into the arena, looking to cause mayhem.
**RadicalFuzz **looked up with despair at DarkGeneral. “Truce?”
**DarkGeneral **sneered.
Equipment List:
Weapons
Wooden Sword (hand), +1 Attack (Unlimited quantity of these, always a successful scavenge)
Mace (hand) +1 attack (Break)
Rapier (hand), +2 attack
Cutlass (hand), +3 attack
Blunderbuss (hand), +3 attack (Ranged) (Ranged; 3 Uses)
Chainsaw (hand), +5 attack (retaliate 5)
Dagger (off-hand), +1 attack / +1 Defense
Dirk (off-hand), +2 attack
Flintlock Pistol(offhand), +5 attack (Ranged; 1 Use)
Sponsors Dagger (Augustus) +1 Attack / +1 defense
Anchor (2 handed), +3 attack (Break)
Battle Axe (2 handed), +4 attack
CrossBow (2 handed), +3 attack (Ranged)
**Halberd (2 handed) **, +4 attack (Retaliate 1)
Staff (2 handed), +3 attack / + 2 defense
Armor
Buckler (off-Hand), +2 Defense
Large Shield (off-hand), -1 attack, +3 defense
Spikey Shield (off-hand) +1 defense (Retaliate 1)
Leather Armor (Armor), +1 Defense
Studded Armor (Armor), +2 Defense
Platemail (Armor), -1 Attack, +4 defense
Misc
Brass Knuckles - So long as your base attack is 0, you gain +2 attack.
Black Powder - Your Flintlock Pistol, Grenade and Blunderbuss have +1 attack
**Net **- All of your attackers are snared and have half defense the next turn. (1 Use)
Research Report - When you get this item, you will have all of the abilities of the players revealed to you.
**Grenade **- Target any one person (including Stealthed People), in addition to any action you take this turn. Deal 3 damage to that player. That player has retaliate 3 this turn. (0 Uses)
**Caltrops **- Target any one person (Including Stealthed People), in addition to any action you take this turn. That player has half his defense and attack next turn (3 uses)
Reflex Booster - When your armor is 0, you gain +3 bonus armor. This bonus resolves after defense calculations.
Syringe (misc): Use when attacking a target. That target dies. (0 Uses)
Glossary:
Break: If the enemy doesn’t die when you attack, destroy 1 random piece of their equipment at the end of the turn
X Use(s): The item breaks after X uses (Weapons have a choice to be used when attacked; armor is automatically used)
Ranged: You avoid damage while attacking, even if their item permits them to deal damage
Retaliate X: deals X damage to attackers
Current Equipment:
Spoiler
Arena Effects for Phase 6: Skeletons Attack!
Skeleton Archer: 4 attack, 1 defense. (Ranged)
Skeleton Shieldbearer: 1 attack, 4 defense (Retaliate 1)
Pirate Captain: 3 attack, 2 defense (Break)
If left alive at the end of a turn, they attack a random target (including stealthed people)
Actions for day 5 Due Monday, March 10th by 12:00 PST (noon)
How many people can kill you when you defend?
How many can kill DG when he defends?
His attack is 4 right now… but if he CHOOSES to risk attacking he’s killable.
You have no need to attack at all. Neither does RF.
*You know you done fucked up right? *
Good game.
Remember, no actions due tomorrow, we are taking 1 day off and resume Monday
Welp, I made the wrong choice. Expected DG to scavenge for more armor or something.
I’m sorry for giving you misleading instructions, Fuzzy.
Just know, DG, that even though one of me or Fuzz is dying, we’re taking you with us. You’re still not winning this. Who knows? Maybe the archer will kill you.
Chief, you can’t hurt people while defending unless you have retaliate.
*Oh you were right. I’ve been short on time playing this. I almost forgot to submit an action but this morning I hurried and sent in a scavenge for the Caltrops. Then I found myself with 20 minutes before the deadline so I sent in a scavenge for the leather armor, this was before I actually skimmed through the thread. Then I seen that post about Mr. Calum, which set off alarms immediately.
I thought it was code speak about magic the gathering so I decided to google search “Magic the gather Calum” but nothing turned up. Then I thought to myself “odd, are they sending a message to SAD to shoot me with the Canonball while one of them attacked me? I sure fucking hope not”. Because there is no way in hell people that know each other in real life would talk about someone that they knew, online, during a game like this.
Despite what you may think of me Bambina, I’m not a complete dunce. *
I know that.
I think you’re misunderstanding my posts. You’re too focused on attack power… but its irrelevant now.
Inside joke, not mtg. And it had nothing to do with SAD (who doesn’t really check the threads of games he doesn’t play in). I couldn’t think of another way to express my intentions. It’s apparent I’m not very good with code-speak. It’s either too well-hidden (like the hintsI’ve been dropping about my ability that no one has caught on to) or not hidden enough.
I never assumed you to be a fool; that would be me. I misinterpreted the outcome. I completely forgot that you could defend.
Congratulations, either way. You’re losing no matter what you do.
*Oh bambina, you amuse me. How you amuse me so. Would you like your chances of winning to increase? Of course it’ll cost you. But answer the question honestly. *
I’m listening.
The meta is strong with this one.
Okay, Chief’s threat level got knocked down like that tree he was in. However, DarkGeneral’s just shot waaaaay up.
@ Chief I propose a plan. You stop complaining about how unkillable I am, and I’ll start complaining about how fucked someone is when DG smashes them. Deal?
Darn, I was really hoping SoVi3t hadn’t noticed he was put in and/or would forget to put in an action lol
By the way DG, it’s Callum with two L’s right? I didn’t know you played geetar
Why did Hecatom’s Stealth fail, he tried to Stealth two days in a row?
Was I complaining or stating facts? My bad fellas. I thought I was spittin’ dat common sense.
I actually wanted DG to power up. Mainly so that the +8’s would have something to think about when they decided to attack.
lol I didn’t think I was complaint though. My bad if I ruined anyone’s fun.