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Gimpy
1542
So this is what NASA does in it’s spare time…
Copied over from Facebook and Tumblr posts.
Can you lick the Science?
Genetics: No not, Unless cheek Swabs.
Chemistry: NO!!! DO NOT!!!
Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous
Psychology: Best Not
Physics: … WTF!? … HOW???
Zoology: In Zoology, science licks you.
Herpetology: bad plan bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN
Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious.
Computer science: The tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working.
Software Engineers: Nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try.
Astronomy: Look if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes to get Humankind to another planet, then so be it.
Excuse me, mai waifu is not lewd. She only does gravure. Kono hentai daro!!!
Raz0r
1546
What happened with Alison Brie? She looked like she aged ten years.
She’s still super hilarious and good looking, but damn girl. You have something we need to talk about?
So I’m officially a Kendo Shodan(Blackbelt).
Pretty pumped. I might post a video of my grading if anyone is interested?
Raz0r
1548
I can still shoot you and win.
Raz0r better have that Tuco aim cause you know that boy skinny as fuck.
Raz0r
1551
I’ve seen you, AP. You look like an overgrilled green bean. Kids probably used your ass as a tether ball pole .
There yo go confusing anime for real life.
Any real martial artist can tell you (any discipline/style you want to choose from)
There is no way to really beat a firearm. Even the rare few martial artist who can deflect projectiles say there no defense from a real bullet.
If you are close enough you can attempt to disarm someone, but that is so conditional (you have to be real close) it’s not even worth mention.
Why you think that “Samurai” who can “deflect bullets” only deflect a plastic BB and not real rounds.
Yeah I was super skinny as a kid, but good thing I avoided that crack and codeine fad diet your friends hooked you up with :lol:
Wait what…you’re telling me I can’t do this shit right here!?
Fuck u man.
How @MIRACLEARROW vs @Raz0r goes in Miracles mind
How it really plays out.
And in that first image, note that the guy is cutting in half a plastic BB from a low velocity bb gun.
Bullets have a faster muzzle velocity, most bullets speeds break the sound barrier and would most likely shatter the harden blade of that Katana.
(harden materials are prone to stress fractures, thus shattering).
Javid
1557
Damn it’s been awhile since I’ve posted. What did I miss in the last couple of weeks?
God damn bruh it was a joke lol
It’s all good. I had a great time.