My girlfriend has officially become addicted to Puzzle Fighter.
She discovered it on my PS3’s hard drive and was helpless to resist a puzzle game with cute characters and pretty exploding gems.
She plays it constantly now. When I tease her about her addiction she firmly denies it.
Today I caught her humming the Sakura theme and she finally admitted she might have a problem.
Azure
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Tell her real chicks use Dan.
Then proceed to beat her mercilessly. 
…not that Ken is much better.
cant decide which movie to watch.
AEONFLUX or ULTRAVIOLET?
hmmm
Pertho
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Neither.
But this explains your herpes in a more telling fashion than any of sexcapades have.
Hilarious Hip Hop Fridays:
Every politician’s theme…
Azure
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Stocky has so much and many drugs in him at any giving time, though, that he’ll probably come out of watching them back to back like OZ raving over [insert horribad waste of celluloid here], lauding Scarlett Jo’s performance in each of them, whilst marvelling at her ability to surpress her Jeter Bumps better than he.
I had a lady ask me to escort her outside to her car because there was a bunch of black people next to her car when she came in and she’s afraid they’ll still be there
Its like you get the UK team which is a good contract of different ethnics then you get the US team which is just hillbilly mutts type shit 
Ordered a Pizza from a small family owned joint. Payed 15 bucks via card for a medium 2 topping, with garlic knots and soda. Kid arrives but without my knots. Dude says he’d go back for them but the fucker never came back. Never order from them again. Which is a shame because that was good pizza. Too bad their delivery guys don’t give a shit.
Fucker had the nerve to point out on the receipt that the Lin for my signature is right below the line for how much I wanna tip. Tryna low key ask me for one. Bastard
Eh. Dude was acting shitty, but it wasn’t his fault they didn’t put the knots in. Sometimes pizza places fuck up orders. Unless you have a ton of local places better than the regular chains to order pizza from, I’d give them another chance if the pizza was good. If they fuck up again though? Drop 'em.
Azure
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Chinese joint out here ain’t even remotely subtle about it.
The driver points to the line on his electronic device, and says here, that’s where the tip goes, and stands over my shoulder, watching what I do.
…it has 4 options.
…starting at 15%.
…and going up.
…this is why I no longer order Chinese here.
…and why he got no tip.
Million
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sheeeeeit, I love looking this stuff up on youtube just so I can laugh at these people
There seems to be an inherent narcissism in the thought process of these people – “oh yeah, the entire history of science and biological reality… that’s all wrong because I say so. Don’t worry, guys… **I **have it all figured out; there’s actually been more than just male/female all along…it would take too much time to explain it all to you though.” :lol: Yeah ok. It’s non-stop entertainment, I tell ya. P.T. Barnum would probably enjoy how much of a circus the modern society has become.
ohoooooo it just keeps getting better… so not using your silly ass little “special pronouns” is basically “violence”? These people, man
What kills me is Grubhub, where you have to tip before your fucking food is even delivered. What it is the point of the tip then? You’re just giving a cat free money regardless of service
Precursor to Coast To Coast pretty much. That music still gives me goosebumps along with the host talking…
On another note. No government shutdown… I mean Shoryuken shutdown coming soon? Shoryuken on the continuing resolution…
