SR-2K$ Lounge: How the hell does NuRK work?

i really hate that guy.
i dont understand why a multibillionaire like him…refuses to optimize his shitty badly programmed website aka facebook.
it has THE worst search options of any site i can think of.
ive seen dating sites with better search features than facebook.
what is the purpose of facebook?
isnt it to
A)make new friends based on common interests?
B)find old friends you’ve lost contact with?
because maybe A isnt so broken…but trying to find old friends is impossible with its gimpy as all hell search features.
lets say, for example…
i wanna find and connect with my old college friends.
the website asks you which exact college you attended, which it does.
but it does not ask you between what years you attended.
so what does it do?
it keeps asking you via notifications if you know such and such person that attended the school during years you never attended.
“do you know jhun ko hoon from pratt institute that attended pratt between the years 2007 to 2011?”
…
???
WHY FUCKING WOULD I FACEBOOK?!?! WHEN I WENT TO PRATT DURING THE EARLY 90s! HOW WOULD I KNOW HOMBOY THAT WENT THERE DURING THE YEARS I WASNT THERE!
there’s no purpose on asking people which colleges the attended if you dont ask what specific years you attended AAAAAAND then use that info to do what any basic free date site does which is take the info and commit matchmaking based on your answers.
theres no point!
it makes asking for your school attendance pointless.

ugh.
fuckin guy. this zuckerberg guy has no interest improving his own website.
you would think he would take time out and hire the best programmers to update facebook till it actually worked at what it claims to do.
but nope.
dat nigga too busy counting his money.
money he doesnt deserve because the website doesnt function at all for what it was geared to do.
that website is the most overrated overhyped overused piece of shit app in the history of the internet and that nigga truly is THE luckiest guy in the world for people to have bought into that snake oil he selling.

Million · June 19, 2017, 3:06am

I’ll admit it… I’m just insanely jealous of the guy… dude became a multi-billionaire before he was even 25… all that right at the true PRIME-TIME of life…nothing really beats those 20s…probably 25 to 35 are the true “golden years”. At that point you’re “a bit older” in the eyes of various gorgeous college women…but can still be seen as possibly attractive, especially if you work out… then it’s also physically the best years…it’s quite easy to stay slim and cut during those years… some (heh, like me…at least at the time) can get away with eating like a fat slob without the consequences of actually becoming fat and sloppy. Sheeeeit, I ate like a morbidly obese person but got away with it.

Anyway… those are the best years…and this asshole happens to come up with something that isn’t even all that original that makes him into a multi-billionaire level success story. It’s amazing, man. I’d sell my very soul to Satan himself for that shit…it’s Gold. Big-time money truly makes this world yours…it is the closest thing we have to cheap “Power Cosmic” in reality. You can do anything or have/fuck anyone. haha…and the fool went off and got married though…dude WHAT the fuck are you doing there? Marriage is the absolute last thing on my mind if I’m suddenly swimming in a net-worth of billions…BILLIONS. I’d arrange to have perhaps 2 or even 3 kids born though (mostly just to have “heirs to the throne”), but never get married…or at least not until I’m at the end of my life anyway. (see…when you’re at the end…let’s say… 88 or even 90 hopefully… it is at that time one can truly say “I’ve had my fun.”, unlike so many silly ass 20-somethings that think now is the time to “settle down”…bruh you’re just getting truly started in this thing called “adulthood” when you’re in the mid to late 20s…“settle down”, nig please with that poppycock :get_outta_here: )

Jion_Wansu · June 19, 2017, 3:08am

Yup, she’s like 12:

Raz0r · June 19, 2017, 3:15am

Where did you get those EVO numbers?

po_pimpus · June 19, 2017, 4:22am

They’re not official.

Some guy reverse engineered the registration site and was able to track the number of entries.

Its also kind of telling that EVO is in a few weeks and we’ve heard nothing… Last year at this time, Wiz couldn’t shut up about the record numbers of entrants.

XthAtGAm3RGuYX · June 19, 2017, 4:35am

I wonder how bad the SF5 numbers look for this EVO

Starhammer · June 19, 2017, 5:15am

She’s so happy even her titties are clapping. Now that is waifu material. :tup:

-Starhammer-