SR-2K$ Lounge: How the hell does NuRK work?

Starhammer reduced to posting porn :cry:

star hammer and tekno are doing gods work. :tup:

@Starhammer has a purple belt in Waifu Jutsu. He, will one day roll eternal onto the mats of Valhalla, shiny and chrome.

Uni Student Stabs His Mate In The Neck Then Jumps From Window Because Girl They Were Having Threesome With Paid Too Much Attention To Him

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https://media.tenor.com/images/baa0d94aaa9246d419e9254f4f678cf1/tenor.gif

Reduction? Porn is usually about ā€œEnlargementsā€ā€¦If ya know what I mean. :wink:

however, I know what’ll make it better for you. Titties and booze.

Spoiler

https://media.giphy.com/media/ARmDPQmsryOn6/giphy.gif

I know. I am a horrible human being.

-Starhammer-

@@BTierBison

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Fuck I’m dying!!

so far, there are 3 people on this page i want to slap.


BEST TIMELINE CALFTURDAY

(ok, this woman is great because she’s currently been busted as a co-leader of a growing BDSM sex cult and harem)

WHO IS IT???

[details=Spoiler]Allison Mack

http://i.imgur.com/rkBoyyB.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/5LB6Bcd.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/q0gr9s2.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/lKi8MvW.jpg

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This boy full of estrogen today. Take it easy princess.

Damn is it ugly bruised fruit looking leg day or what? Gross.

Hell fucking yeah… Alli Mack was THE primary reason I continued watching Smallville. Clark was such a fool going for Lana when Chloe was right there and was sooooo desperate to receive that Kryptonian Boneā„¢. The girl is Prime White Meat. She had a youtube channel I followed for a while but she barely updated it, sadly.

*apparently 1 winning powerball ticket was sold…of course the amount is something crazy like 447 mil from what I hear… I’d fast track the process of getting a house for sure with that… but still relatively modest-- I’d only go up to looking at houses in the 450 to 500k range, most likely…and of course I’d intend to have it all paid off right away.

…also-- once again I’m thinking of how much it would cost to either rescue certain ā€œtroubledā€ game franchises (Phantasy Star is the main thing that comes to mind…and perhaps Kingdoms of Amalur and Prototype) or just create my own gaming development company where I have absolute control over what gets produced…it’s probably not even that much to get a small team of talented folks together and the necessary tech they’d need to produce greatness.

Back in the day I admit, it would want to hook up with Allison Mack. She was so much a better actress then the wooden Kristin Kreuk.
Chloe was meant to be a short one-shot character on Smallville, but she became the fan favorite and more relatable of the actresses on that show.

In fairness, those cankles are making me sick.

Fucking varicose vein day up in this bitch.

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/blUoso1.gif

Her left leg seems fine, but it’s that right leg that makes want to do that .gif.

Maybe she broke it or something and it never healed properly…that ankle is fucking massive.

yeah. I’d want something between 500k to 2m, but I would be mostly looking at the land. a couple of acres of my own without any other bitches around me? Yes, please. Of course, I probably wouldn’t stay on it very long. What’s the money worth if you aren’t using it?

-Starhammer-

Her right leg seems swollen

Has science gone too far?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLLlraPqtM4

How about that religion of peace?

I stumbled across this article out of nowhere on Yahoo.

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/nasa-wants-probe-uranus-search-gas-232157525.html

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/stormhammer/Charlton%20Heston%20Laugh_zpseqhtrpn1.gif

I know it’s a cheap laugh, but fuck it. I would’ve let it slide if it wasn’t a serious article.

-Starhammer-

Cosby had a mistrial and is not done with going to court on this

I will say celebrating cosby getting away with rape is some sus shit

This is the woman who testified against Cosby:

I don’t want to be a dick here, but that hair? Really? She looks like she’s around 30% done with going Super Saiyan. Thing is, that’s one of the better pictures. I can’t remember where, but I’ve seen pics where hair looks like they’re trying to start a second pubic hair dress on her head. I don’t know why this bothers me so much, but it does.