SR-2K$ Lounge: How the hell does NuRK work?

Her husband is keying that dude’s starship right now.

I don’t think Chris smashed but he definitely has an wide open lane to do so. I also heard he’s fucking with Sofia Boutella. She’s the new mummy in The Mummy and Gazelle in Kingsman. Sofia’s also a dance so she got dat flexability!

That’s a mighty fine way to eat snatch gents. A mighty fine way indeed.

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Wacky Waifu Wednesday

Wait… is that a JAV where the chick isn’t looking on in terror/pain but… having fun? Smiling?! What parallel universe does this exist in? :confused:

Also, I guess the fact that she’s enjoying it would classify as “wacky”, all things considered. :coffee:

Downloading that JAV right now.

@“Shaft Agent” , @DarkGeneral

While My Guitar Gently Weeps wednesdays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6auXngY51U

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In other news, I actually went to one of those Vietnamese coffee shop where the waitresses are dressed in lingerie. I don’t like coffee but I ordered Viet coffee anyway. Those places actually have good coffee. Like what the fuck do you get at Starbucks? An overpriced Venti cup of shit? At the Viet places, you get a nice cup of coffee, you get to watch sports or fights if you’re into MMA, and you get to chill with those Asian broads in underwears.

Actually Gal gadot was simultaneously having a flashback and an orgasm at the thought of murdering Lebanese children.

You’ve come a long way, Skydive

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Dude, that Jerry Seinfeld clip was amazing. I did not know Kesha was still something. It is incredible how long some women’s career can go by being somewhat pretty and having a really lame but catchy song.

Anyways, I open up more Yugioh while drinking beer. Watch it or something.

https://youtu.be/zjCjVXEn2QY

Had to google wtf Kesha was so am with Seinfeld with this, we dont know if she holding love for Allah around her waist or anything. Fuck that bitch Jerry.

Kesha is already a WMD. Not in the good way.

:tup:

Fuck this ketchup man, this shit don’t stop man

Sick drum solo at 1:16

Cops raided his house for doing facebook live vertically, assholes.

  1. i don’t like that song
  2. Santana can eat a dick
  3. Regina Spektor is a pianist
  4. stop trying to push the false narrative that Japanese people are good guitarists. that meme isn’t real. there is only ONE.
  5. and why are you posting some nerd-ass Japanese person playing the uke like a wuss when the gorgeous and nice-legged uke virtuoso Taimane Gardner is alive? i hate your ass so much right now.

That fool gonna end up in a police shootout and a Law & Order episode. If he would post in the MGTOW thread, he would avoid a lot of those posts and probably save himself tons of energy and money.

-Starhammer-

Hawaian

Shimabukuro

JAPANESE.

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