but thatâs what you are doing! Miss Genii has fat injected into her butt and lips, possible breast aug, and probable liposuction. look at it this way- do you have any idea how famous that woman would be if she was 100% natural? dude, she has a ridiculously large butt, perfectly round with 0 cellulite and not a single stretch mark anywhere and a GODDAMN SIX PACK. SHE HAS ANT PROPORTIONS!
REAL BODY PARTS ARE AMAZING! STOP GIVING LIARS ATTENTION!
Memorial Day Money Mondays
i think iâm going to fill out my paperwork for an LLC to put this rent house in today. Limited Liability Companies are like âmini-corporationsâ that a person will set up so that if something crazy happens and someone tries to sue you, the person suing you canât get your personal stuff- only the money thatâs inside the LLC. my tenant has been giving me a few bucks when she can, but so far, none of it has gone into my pocket. itâs safer to not use the money you receive off the bat on yourself because if you get sued and you used some of that money, the lawyer can say âyour honor, he spent my clientâs rent money on dragon dildos so she has a claim on those dragon dildos.â
then iâm all outta dragon dildos.
Metal Mondays
@Hecatom why didnât you tell me Textures had a new album out? it is the bomb
After a nice 2-hour nap I found myself trying to figure out why I reacted the way that I did yesterday. Iâm usually not that hostile but something about that âlight brown skinâ remark really pissed me off. I find myself dealing with a lot of anger now. I donât know man, I feel like thereâs a lot of emotions and shit just swirling around in this husk that Iâm inhabiting. Anger. Despair. Uncertainty. Weariness. God I am so tired. Iâm tired of the constant pain. Iâm tired from the sleepless nights. Iâm tired from worrying about when my body will give out on me.
Iâm justâŚIâm just tired of everything.
Donât put off going to the doctor. Even if you think that everythingâs fine you can never really know whatâs going on inside of you.
âŚso I noticed âNaked and Afraid: Uncensoredâ was onâŚwhatever channel thatâs on last night. Sheeeeit, I didnât even bother looking at that horseshitâŚbecause I know they most likely used the old âcreativeâ version of the word âuncensoredâ like MTV did some years agoâŚalways claiming certain shit was âuncensoredâ when we all know damn well it is NOT. Itâs amazing they can get away with bullshit tactics like that in television, man. If youâre still going to blur the bitchâs pussy-lips and nipples if she happens to be facing the cameraâŚor if either one of the âsurvivorsâ happens to yell âFUCK!â or various other expletives but youâre still going to bleep that outâŚcâmon, man thatâs clearly not âuncensoredââŚget the hell outta here with that. Until youâre actually showing the bitch fully naked on there without a care in the world then you shouldnât be able to claim the damn show is âuncensoredâ.
*It is a wonderful thing that basic cable eventually got over the hang-up with showing a naked ass thoughâŚat least we got some progress on that. You can see naked booty all the time on that showâŚmainly the early seasons thoughâŚand of course thereâs been various other cable shows that have no problem showing full naked booty⌠SyFy and I think FX shows have been good about that in recent years.
Yâknow⌠that reminds me that I havenât watched MTV in some years now⌠I wonder if they still try and pass some shows off as âUNCENSORED!ââŚ? The only show Iâd half care about on there recently has been Teen Wolf, and Iâm lukewarm on it anywayâŚeven though it was more interesting and had more going on than the original Teen Wolf movie and cartoon (heh, few people other than me probably remember there was a Saturday morning cartoon of that).
IMMEDIATELY saved goddamn :wow: yessss yes. Words cannot describe just how strong that kind of visual is for meâŚholy shit. Wind-upskirts FOR LIFE, folks
I just found out yesterday that The Cure did the main theme for Dredd '95.
And it doesnât sound too bad, only noticed it cause it was on TV last night and I caught it on the end credits, which I usually turned off the movie by that time.
Itâs so Mr. Burnsesque. Put out a big Hollywood name like Stallone, to play a non-American comic hero, BIG ACTION! BIG SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER! Get an 80s legend like The Cure to do the theme⌠As the movie burns out in the box office.
I saw that pic on Twitter earlier and thought it was an Onion photoshop.
Damn, homie. This is what happens in retirement, I guess. And this is all Tigerâs fault. If he wanted to stay slinging dick he shouldâve never married. Still, he could have at the very least fucked someone hotter than Dennyâs waitresses and shit. Dude had a 30 on the Patrice scale wife at home heâs out here banging 3s on the Patrice scale.