SR-2K$ Lounge: How the hell does NuRK work?

Man what the fuck is even going on right now? :lol:

Oh yeah that G-Funk sound…

Bet he doesn’t remember this either. This shit was hot when the OG Street Fighter was poppin’ in the 7-Elevens, pizza joints, and bowling alleys:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-oZZ9lKg3gQ

but that’s what you are doing! :rofl: Miss Genii has fat injected into her butt and lips, possible breast aug, and probable liposuction. look at it this way- do you have any idea how famous that woman would be if she was 100% natural? dude, she has a ridiculously large butt, perfectly round with 0 cellulite and not a single stretch mark anywhere and a GODDAMN SIX PACK. SHE HAS ANT PROPORTIONS!

http://i.imgur.com/QKGRvg2.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/B862nUh.jpg

**ARE YOU FOR REAL DUDE? THEY PUT SARAH BAARTMAN IN A CAGE FOR HER ASS, SON! SHE DIED AND THEY PUT A CAGE AROUND HER GRAVE, SON! **

http://i.imgur.com/bqLPmEL.jpg

REAL BODY PARTS ARE AMAZING! STOP GIVING LIARS ATTENTION!


Memorial Day Money Mondays

i think i’m going to fill out my paperwork for an LLC to put this rent house in today. Limited Liability Companies are like “mini-corporations” that a person will set up so that if something crazy happens and someone tries to sue you, the person suing you can’t get your personal stuff- only the money that’s inside the LLC. my tenant has been giving me a few bucks when she can, but so far, none of it has gone into my pocket. it’s safer to not use the money you receive off the bat on yourself because if you get sued and you used some of that money, the lawyer can say “your honor, he spent my client’s rent money on dragon dildos so she has a claim on those dragon dildos.”

then i’m all outta dragon dildos.


Metal Mondays

@Hecatom why didn’t you tell me Textures had a new album out? it is the bomb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKtvJUyFX5U

Y’all can’t forget this joint right here. Holla at my dogg:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_fE6oqR-6AE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0gLxb4H8vQ

This OST is fucking godlike

Geni was hotter when she started out…

Why?

Yeah, so that happened.

After a nice 2-hour nap I found myself trying to figure out why I reacted the way that I did yesterday. I’m usually not that hostile but something about that “light brown skin” remark really pissed me off. I find myself dealing with a lot of anger now. I don’t know man, I feel like there’s a lot of emotions and shit just swirling around in this husk that I’m inhabiting. Anger. Despair. Uncertainty. Weariness. God I am so tired. I’m tired of the constant pain. I’m tired from the sleepless nights. I’m tired from worrying about when my body will give out on me.

I’m just…I’m just tired of everything.

Don’t put off going to the doctor. Even if you think that everything’s fine you can never really know what’s going on inside of you.

Olay guys, I haven’t been 100% truthful.

I actually haven’t slept in like…20 some odd hours.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This song just should up in my sub box. I like it. What do y’all think? Yes? No? Maybe so?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLXZG-_6dQE

cheh,

…so I noticed “Naked and Afraid: Uncensored” was on…whatever channel that’s on last night. Sheeeeit, I didn’t even bother looking at that horseshit…because I know they most likely used the old “creative” version of the word “uncensored” like MTV did some years ago…always claiming certain shit was “uncensored” when we all know damn well it is NOT. It’s amazing they can get away with bullshit tactics like that in television, man. If you’re still going to blur the bitch’s pussy-lips and nipples if she happens to be facing the camera…or if either one of the “survivors” happens to yell “FUCK!” or various other expletives but you’re still going to bleep that out…c’mon, man that’s clearly not “uncensored”…get the hell outta here with that. Until you’re actually showing the bitch fully naked on there without a care in the world then you shouldn’t be able to claim the damn show is “uncensored”.

*It is a wonderful thing that basic cable eventually got over the hang-up with showing a naked ass though…at least we got some progress on that. You can see naked booty all the time on that show…mainly the early seasons though…and of course there’s been various other cable shows that have no problem showing full naked booty… SyFy and I think FX shows have been good about that in recent years.

Y’know… that reminds me that I haven’t watched MTV in some years now… I wonder if they still try and pass some shows off as “UNCENSORED!”…? The only show I’d half care about on there recently has been Teen Wolf, and I’m lukewarm on it anyway…even though it was more interesting and had more going on than the original Teen Wolf movie and cartoon (heh, few people other than me probably remember there was a Saturday morning cartoon of that).

The Amazons are fierce warriors, but they need help acclimating to American society…

IMMEDIATELY saved goddamn :wow: yessss yes. Words cannot describe just how strong that kind of visual is for me…holy shit. Wind-upskirts FOR LIFE, folks :clap:

Lol @ Infrequent Lurker losing his shit because you guys don’t think the same Plastic World chicks are attractive like he does.

@“infrequent lurker” Listen to that song Grandmaster Plastic, don’t be like this guy:

I just found out yesterday that The Cure did the main theme for Dredd '95.
And it doesn’t sound too bad, only noticed it cause it was on TV last night and I caught it on the end credits, which I usually turned off the movie by that time.

It’s so Mr. Burnsesque. Put out a big Hollywood name like Stallone, to play a non-American comic hero, BIG ACTION! BIG SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER! Get an 80s legend like The Cure to do the theme… As the movie burns out in the box office.

God I miss being 11.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGxAOrp9Nb4

You think the way dudes are here, you think that they would be mad if Connie Nielsen wore any panties.

He trying to get his “Real Nigga” status now.

Tiger looks like a 60 year old man now. He got hit every where after the divorce.

Didn’t realise playing golf drunk was illegal

Damn… Tiger looking like dab00g’s fob uncle.

sabu sabu sabu


woods looks like shit, dang. i dont even got jokes, i feel for the dude

NEVER
GET
MARRIED

I saw that pic on Twitter earlier and thought it was an Onion photoshop.

Damn, homie. This is what happens in retirement, I guess. And this is all Tiger’s fault. If he wanted to stay slinging dick he should’ve never married. Still, he could have at the very least fucked someone hotter than Denny’s waitresses and shit. Dude had a 30 on the Patrice scale wife at home he’s out here banging 3s on the Patrice scale.