SR-2K$ Lounge: How the hell does NuRK work?

We are seriously just finding out that cellphones are snuck into prisons?

Happy 40th Birthday , Star Wars!

White boys love you as much as mayonnaise and COD!

@StarvinMarvin yo defend the overcrowding because these are all self surrenders who registered as drug users who surrendered because they donā€™t want to be murdered

And zumba is the only anti-drug program

Then we got all those american, european, and australians there fucking children and opening brothels

Yeah why are there so many white pedophiles in these 3rd world countries?

So GD has a new rule.

Named it the Ronin Chaos clause. Much coffee will be drank.

@ā€œpo pimpusā€ sorry for your loss man

Weā€™re all shit people with the exception of Reticently. I donā€™t think he wants to repost Tweets just for him to read.

Iā€™m missing something: is it named the Ronin Chaos clause because thatā€™s something Ronin did once upon a time (and he himself got banned), or because banning people for that is something he would do? As much as I hang around SRK, I donā€™t get too involved in drama.

Because the Pimp Hand needed to be made great again. Very, very few people are going out of their way to be shit. They fall under the RC clause.

I ate a poptart and a hot pocket for breakfast

I drank it with almond milk

Should i have chosen a monster or rock star?

Sound like your bowels are about to open up wider the the gates of Heaven to the holiest of the holy.

Sorry for your loss @ā€œpo pimpusā€ . My grandma helped raise me, too and sheā€™s in her nineties now and slowing down. Be happy for the time you got to spend with her, man.

Neither. You should have gone with full throttle.

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GLory to MankinD

You should probably choose to go to the hospital

Sorry to hear that @po pimpus

Condolences man.

Anything but almond milk, shit tastes like disappointment.

Please donā€™t unban StockyJam.

Condolences, Po. My gā€™ma is 93 and itā€™s definitely starting to show. She wants to go back to Haiti to live out the rest of her days. Shit is tough, man. Stay up, bro.

Where can I read the fine print on this new Ronin Chaos clause?

Po sorry to hear about your grandmother. I feel you bro, my grandfather passed earlier this year. Itā€™s never easy. Stay strong.

What sort of mockery is this? Who posts 2B but no shot of her apple bottom? Goddamn rookies.

Designated Survivor is utter garbage. Maggie Q hasnā€™t taken anything off yet and am 9 episodes in, Neo Big Boss is the fucking president whoā€™s just admitted to raising some other dudes kid and the 2 CoS are office fucking.

Need game of thrones badly itā€™s a lean year for tv.