Skullgirls OTT! -Random select is top tier

Oh, you and your fat jokes. Everyone knows Filia and Cerebella are just thick.
The scale works like this

“Oh God, how are you still alive” alpha, anorexic, bony, skinny, and lean
then the neutral “normal” area that almost no one fits
then thick, chubby, fat, obese, and “oh God, how are you still alive” beta

most of those have a muscly variant

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More, because this guy is godlike.

None of them are muscular. They’re all fat and gristle. Which is cute in a way but the fact that they’ve got parasites in addition to being fat means they should probably lay off the Mcdonalds, to say the least…

Well that’s not true. I think you’re mixing muscular with lean. You can be muscular without being ripped. I mean think of all the things vice versa has picked up…while on Cerebella’s head. Or how Valentine can freaking DDT someone after wrapping them in a body bag…plus she carries around an actual body. There’s have to be plenty, or at the very least efficient, muscle under their leg/arm fat.

Their boobs are definitely mostly fat though…and I love it.
Painwheel, kinda got effed up, so I’ll give you that one

Have you even seen the artwork? None of them have any muscles. They’re literally all skin, bones and fat. Like here. WHERE ARE THE MUSCLES? WHERE ARE THEY?They’re nowhere.

Valentine and all the other girls have a dimension of hammerspace where they keep all the items they use (probably the same place they keep their muscles). They don’t just carry their arsenal with them. When she DDTs someone she’s using her own weight to drop them (which is probably entirely located in her tits). And I imagine that Vice Versa picks things up while using his other arm as a counterweight so Mozzabella doesn’t end up a greasy red splotch on the ground. I’m probably shouting to the wind by asking Ahad to create a healthy girl character, but luckily my own game will take care of that, so he shouldn’t worry about it.

At first I was like ____ but then Mozzabella was pretty clever.
In completely other news, I will give 20 dollars to the first person who can do that Peacock corner ToD in a recorded tournament setting.

All the characters will be She-Hulk.

Close. Shulkie’s a bride for sure.

I can’t believe I missed this game so much and oh my god Filia’s new win poses are so fucking fdskwfkmsdl <3. Now to make videos of this game once more…

I cant see the images, so I kinda can’t properly respond…thanks for trying though? <— cause it’s thanksgiving

Been looking at Alex’s other artwork. They need to put ‘Lady Raptor’ from Darkstalkers in Skullgirls. :3

Spoiler

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Zombies are the unhealthiest.

How so? She’s in the game. You see her lots in Parasoul’s story. :stuck_out_tongue:

No way, you can’t mean… No, that’s impossible! You mean it’s THAT character?
HOLY SHIT MARIE IS THE MYSTERIOUS CHARACTER!
SLAPPED

errr, its umbrella guys…

would you like a cape?
=P

Captains don’t wear capes

Having guests over at my house for Thanksgiving, so I’m cooped up in my room for pretty much the rest of my night. I can’t even watch the Redskins game because my satellite box is blown out >:(

Still, I have my Wii, Xbox 360, Dreamcast if I wanna hook it up, Nintendo DSi, and decades worth of classic Avengers comics. I should be fine.

Sometimes they do.

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Anywho, everyone have a Happy Turkey Day. I likely won’t, as my family is driving me insane already.

Seems like Fortune has like an almost sixpack.