Share your phobia (however weird)

[fizzywoemac]

Im pretty claustrophobic, when i was a kid i went to this play land/museum thing that had an exhibit where you had to crawl through a pitch black tunnel (to this day i still wonder why the hell they had this exhibit). It was clearly marked as a one way thing but obviously some jackasses decided to go in the wrong way and low and behold i got stuck in the middle of the tunnel with people in front of me and behind me with no way out in pitch blackness (goddamn even thinking about it freaks me the fuck out). To this day I hate enclosed spaces, and while I’m not exactly phobic of them i have a strong strong dislike of small elevators.

I also get really freaked out thinking about death and what comes after it. Its not that I’m scared to die, its just that when i think about what comes after and the concept of eternity i get panicky and all freaked out pretty fast, same thing happens when i think about the the size of the universe. Just scary stuff that i find hard to fathom.

[Vynce]

you mean you stabbed the spider to death? either that was one big mother fucker or youre a mean shot with a pen!

how would you even do that? would you stab its body or stab each of its legs off randomly?? did you keep the pen???

I stabbed his body. I was using the commando pro perk.

[GeoG2]

Tight vaginas. Eye contact. Witch wigs. Banana cream pie.

[Nyoronoru]

Cockroaches, spiders, and then on a lower fear level are the rest of the bug kingdom.

I am mildly afraid of heights, but as long as I don’t look down I’m usually ok.

[Sexperienced]

i had a severe phobia of certain forms of clay animation, like this…

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it scared the shit outta me when i was a kid.

[xlxlxlxl]

I have an irrational fear of most bugs, spider especially. I won’t freak out, but they put me into a sort of “kill it or be killed” mode.

[Vynce]

i have a phobia of certain forms of clay animation, like this…

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it scared the shit outta me when i was a kid.

Understandable. Thinking about American Rabbit, The Enchanted Forest, and Mr. Rossi Looks for Happiness makes me very uncomfortable to this day. None of them are claymation, but you know.

[Sexperienced]

Understandable. Thinking about American Rabbit, The Enchanted Forest, and Mr. Rossi Looks for Happiness makes me very uncomfortable to this day. None of them are claymation, but you know.

you can add Aeon Fluxx to that list, even the intro was disturbing.

[evilweevle]

i had a severe phobia of certain forms of clay animation, like this…
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it scared the shit outta me when i was a kid.

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take it youve seen this one then???

i used to have the tape with this and the other one you posted, plus a bunch of other ones. this one was pretty weird/creepy i fucking loved it though.

[BIG_BAD_MOG]

I have a phobia of going to large parties that have alcohol, be it a frat party, birthday party, random party, whatever. Every party I went to always went the same:

-things are ok
-people start drinking
-I have to go and defend my girlfriend from some random drunk which leads to either:
A) Looooooooooooooong convos with some dude who has a ton of slurs
or
B) Me putting them in a guillotine or simply holding them down until they’re chill

I used to think I simply had bad luck after the first 3 but I never got to experience the whole go have fun, leave feeling happy. I simply refuse to go to parties with lots of alcohol and people because I worry that one day I’ll be in the same situation except on the losing end. Would prefer to just sit around and smoke weed with people.

[Sexperienced]

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take it youve seen this one then???.

yes, and i still find it confusing to this day, the british mannerisms are spot on though, lol.

here’s another one.

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edit… and

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:wasted:

[Divinus]

Heights but not on a plane though. I was scared of clowns damn you It. Now I just hate them I think there shady.

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I went to sleep every night as a kid with this thing hanging above my bed…

I’m surprised I wasn’t mentally unstable growing up.

[Nini_Heart]

I have a phobia of going to large parties that have alcohol, be it a frat party, birthday party, random party, whatever. Every party I went to always went the same:

-things are ok
-people start drinking
-I have to go and defend my girlfriend from some random drunk which leads to either:
A) Looooooooooooooong convos with some dude who has a ton of slurs
or
B) Me putting them in a guillotine or simply holding them down until they’re chill

I used to think I simply had bad luck after the first 3 but I never got to experience the whole go have fun, leave feeling happy. I simply refuse to go to parties with lots of alcohol and people because I worry that one day I’ll be in the same situation except on the losing end. Would prefer to just sit around and smoke weed with people.

That’s not a phobia. You’re just a fucking killjoy who can’t enjoy a simple party.

[Cryoh]

I have a phobia of going to large parties that have alcohol, be it a frat party, birthday party, random party, whatever. Every party I went to always went the same:

-things are ok
-people start drinking
-I have to go and defend my girlfriend from some random drunk which leads to either:
A) Looooooooooooooong convos with some dude who has a ton of slurs
or
B) Me putting them in a guillotine or simply holding them down until they’re chill

I used to think I simply had bad luck after the first 3 but I never got to experience the whole go have fun, leave feeling happy. I simply refuse to go to parties with lots of alcohol and people because I worry that one day I’ll be in the same situation except on the losing end. Would prefer to just sit around and smoke weed with people.

Either you have shitty friends, or you are Sir Buzz Killington, Esq.

[Havatchu]

I prefer get-togethers myself. Like 12 or 10 or less people, tops.

Parties aren’t for me either, too many people trying to impress each other.

Like I said, groups bother me, I don’t even feel comfortable in most bars.

[GameHova]

I am scare of how i will die but not death.

[voodazz]

Incarceration scares the crap out of me, not because of the prison rape and all that lovely stuff, but the total lack of personal freedom. I love having my space and coming and going where I please and the very thought of being locked up in a tiny cell with two or more people terrifies me (I don’t even like roomates!).
If I was ever in a situation where I was facing hard time, I would seriously, SERIOUSLY consider suicide. Maybe this is why I’m not married.

Also, I have a fear of strokes and other brain ailments that you know… cause you to drop dead or become a vegetable. Every time I get a headache or feel a vein throb in my head, I will literally brace myself and think, “this is it!”

[Redbeard]

Every time I get a headache or feel a vein throb in my head, I will literally brace myself and think, “this is it!”

For some reason this played out visually in my head and I can’t stop laughing.

Hahaha… oooooh… hoo hoo… ha. That was good.

[Havatchu]

Incarceration scares the crap out of me, not because of the prison rape and all that lovely stuff, but the total lack of personal freedom. I love having my space and coming and going where I please and the very thought of being locked up in a tiny cell with two or more people terrifies me (I don’t even like roomates!).
If I was ever in a situation where I was facing hard time, I would seriously, SERIOUSLY consider suicide. Maybe this is why I’m not married.

Also, I have a fear of strokes and other brain ailments that you know… cause you to drop dead or become a vegetable. Every time I get a headache or feel a vein throb in my head, I will literally brace myself and think, “this is it!”

No…I’m pretty sure the rape would be the worst thing. Seeing how it’s basically the most primal way of reducing someone’s freedom via forced sex.

Our prison system doesn’t fix anything anyway, it’s no wonder they don’t give a shit who gets raped.

I find it impossible to have any pride for any country that allows that to happen and take no responsibility for it.

That and you obviously get a higher chance of getting HIV and AIDS, so you also get to die sooner even if you ever get out of prison.

[voodazz]

For some reason this played out visually in my head and I can’t stop laughing.

Hahaha… oooooh… hoo hoo… ha. That was good.

Yeah, just like Sanford and Son: “This is the big one, Elizabeth!”