This is a fucking outrage. Got my vas defrens pumping and shit. Balls bluer than a white girl in a chocolate factory.
Ya’ll niggas ain’t right, and you know it. Live with your SHAME. KEEP YOUR DAMN PICS SEE IF I CARE.
I ain’t gon lie this shit is weird
I’m not going to shit you. Every party I show up at turns into a fuck party. I somehow end up in everyone’s head. Creepy to the Core.
I’m like that crazy bitch from TrueBlood who turns into a bull-headed orgy magnet.
The Jizzer will not strike again. Tell that dude to hold dat…those balls. 
in 4 bikini pics
more stories please
What did I walk in… oh, sure is alot of dicks in this thread.
I went to a sex resort before and a sex club. The sex resort was actually really cool. I went with my GF at the time, she worked for some model thing where they would go to these resorts and do shows, activites during the week etc. So i just had to pay for my flight, the room at the resort was free. The thing that was cool about it was it didn’t feel like you’d think a sex resort would feel like. It was all slimy with pervs and creeps everywhere, it was real chill and laid back. There were 3 sections, the non nude section, the mix section and the nude section (obviously thats where most of the shit went down). So yeah, nothing was forced on anyone or lots of orgies and shit pushed in your face if you weren’t into that. (cause it was a sick 5 star resort as well). Also the majority of people there were young so that helped. I went in not knowing what was going on and being kinda worried about going, to after the week was over thinking it was really cool and had a great time.
Now the sex club i went to was a different story. It was just gross and exactly what you’d think a sex club would be like. Full of weirdos and pervs and old people. One guy i know was there meeting up with some couple he was gonna have a 3 some with. So in the club there’s a bunch of beds and shit around. So him and this couple start banging, and then all these creepers that aren’t banging are just standing around the bed jerking off. plus it costs like 50 bucks to get in.
How does a white girl turn blue in a chocolate factory? Unless there is some hidden colloquial meaning behind the term “chocolate factory”…:wtf:
I think you’re misunderstanding.
What he means is that right now his willy is totally wonkas.
He feels Violet-ed.
Beauregarde-less, he should chill.
The amount of viagra that LazyScrub would have to ingest would literally kill him before he ever got hard from anything less than making and reading stupid ass post on Srk.
Not that I can really talk, I myself, am masturbating at this very moment.