Several People Killed/Injured By Soul Stealing Toilet

Misfortune was the fact that they spent a fortune on something that literally became a piece of shit. Them dying was just poor decision making which is what we are laughing at. I hope that convinces you to put your greasy dickbeaters to better use than typing out your disdain for our lack of empathy.

Yeah there’s local stories too, in America about that. Jumping into a fast moving/freezing river after a phone.

If I dropped a $100 bill in a toilet, here in North America, I dunno if I would fish it out. Let alone that Army of Darkness deadite pit.

there’s a legend of a bathroom ghost, if he smells your shit you die. captain obvious asks: what if i just flush it then? and the guy was stumped.

You, you talking about Aka Manto?

:rofl:

$2000?? that phone must’ve been the shit :tup:

^
poopa dupa fly :smokin:

“I am saddened nobody made /that/ joke yet!”

If someone is on the phone with you and you hear them going to the bathroom, continuing the conversation

See, you are the guy on the end of the line with - that guy

Now, when they drop their phone into the toilet, then fish it out and continue or have to call you back, are they still your friend?!

^ I’m starting to believe in the “akuma hax is a computer” theory. No normal person would try so hard to not make sense like that.

I wonder if there are corpse shots.

I never said that, exactly. When you feel like posting your actual feelings, please don’t put my name in it to make it look like a quote.

Close enough, extra chromosome. :coffee:

Also like how you agreed to my post, then argued semantics over being paraphrased? Is that you straddling the racist fence there?

hmm… no it’s me mocking you actually. Since that quote was something i never said exactly, then it technically is your quote.

The whole racist comments of that past thread was retarded, so please kid… be educated in the accusation atleast. Racism is hate towards another persons race because of ethnicity differences, not hate due to sadism reports that have no laws against it in their land.
Stop derailing a thread just out of being butt hurt from the last thread. But hey, if you still want to give me the racist label so beit…

edit: in sake of the thread, I’m hoping for more pictures.

You called the Chinese people fucked up–by your definition, that’s racism.

How about you get off this forum and stop shitting up threads? Thanks.

No, I said China and it’s people so clearly that is talking about it’s citizens not the entire chinese race and the reasons were stated. If you hate a country due to sadism issues then it’s not racism. You are just being a bitch.

PS. You are the guy who actually shitted on this topic, i’m just responding to your bull shit and this will be the last time I will entertain your attempt of a “revenge hit” in respects to the TC.

No said, verbatim: China is a fucked up country with fucked up people.

You called the people of China fucked up.

…Do you not get it?

Are you that fucking far gone?

God, just shut up.

Read your second sentence again. Read it again.
Again.
At this time.
Would you like to write it again.

Here I’ll do this.

You know those people who talk on the phone in public bathrooms? What the fuck is that about? Who are they talking to?! Who would be friends with someone like that! Man, that should be a dealbreaker if you find out they do shit like that. I hope my friends don’t talk on the phone while in the bathroom. If they did that while I was on the phone with them, and then I heard them drop the phone in the toilet, damn I wouldn’t know what to think or what I would do about it.

Dropping a phone into a toilet is like dropping $100 in a toilet, except I’m pretty sure people drop more phones than they do hundred-dollar bills.

now hang up the phone when you go to the bathroom. & wash your fucking hands motherfucker. :bluu:

i guess the phone is plotting this for days.