Scrub Quotes: Capcom Unity Balance Suggestions Edition!

[Densuo]

Greedy’s fuerte post had me dying

[Shinebox]

Please provide Vega with the following things to drop:

1. Keys

2. Wallet

3. Cell phone

4. Loose change

5. Claw polish

6. Photo of himself

7. Compact mirror

8. Tapas

Thank you.

I fucking lost it when I read this one

[Swedish_Chef]

My god this week… My sides…

http://freeott.biz/forums/images/smilies/thecoli/deadmanny.png

[VolcanicAkuma55]

Apr 14, 2013 – 10:27AM, Gamma Slap wrote:

The only thing Akuma needs a nerf to is his Demon Flip Palm attack when used as aempty jump cross, up whiff into low short setup. I see this setup alot and its really hard to react to even if you know its coming.

I’m pretty sure it has no recovery at all and make a great empty jump low tool. Adding a few frames of recovery (not even alot, 2 frames at most) would keep the mis up powerful, but not so strong that you couldn’t react to the whiff of the palm.

Everything else is fine.

Apr 14, 2013 – 1:32AM, Ryan wrote:

As a Gouki player I must admit his fierce dp should not knock down on first hit. I’ve won too many matches because of it and I’m starting to feel like a tier abusing dummy. However, his short tatsu should be able to go into a sweep afterward on every opponent. But please for the love of god, nerf anything but the ultra 1 demon.

i swear to god…tears were in my eyes. i was almost crying from the sheer stupidity

[VolcanicAkuma55]

Change invincibility on teleport from full body to lower body only

how can ppl b this stupid? it should b a fucking crime

[VolcanicAkuma55]

Apr 14, 2013 – 12:30PM, Vlad wrote:

I never really understood why Akuma had such powerful tools in the first place. He is not even an iconic character for Capcom (like Ryu or Chun) to stand out like that.

I’m not saying that he is the best character in the game, but now that Cammy, Seth and Adon are being toned down, he will easily become. And please Akuma players, don’t try and deny it. Some of his moves need adjustments.

1. Reduce damage on j.Hk and cr.Hk

Reason: He is an average size character that has no reason to hit harder than the rest of the cast.

2. Reduce damage on far Hk

Reason: He deals damage on a 2 hitting move while most of the cast only get 100 or 110 on this kind of move. No reason to not be fair here.

3. Reduce chip damage on ALL MOVES

Reason: Since those are safe moves that Akuma can spam all day, it should deal less chip. He has to many moves that can be used against turtlers and get chip damage and they are to strong. They should do 15 like a blocked hadouken or Sakura’s lk tatsu.

4. Reduce damage on regular hadoukens

Reason: That is too much damage for a safe move. They deal damage while other safe moves do much less.

5. Palm / SRK should NOT armor break

This is the most important request of all.

Reason: Akuma already has a LOT of armor breaking moves. It is so cheap to remove focus from footsies with him. Tatsu might remain an armor breaker, because if it weren’t, there would be no use to it. However, Palm / SRK leave him right on your face, taking all that chip, and do a ton of damage when landed. I really wanted Palm to become punishable on block, but that would really take out all his options. He has to be annoying and stay on your face withPalms, BUT, he also has the 2 hitting far HK to break focus. If someone starts spamming focus on you, you have that, tatsu and anything else you want (it doesn’t break focus but is a 2 hitting move) to counter it. The Akuma players are complaining because they will have to THINK and CHOOSEbetween their moves. Something that they don’t have to do right now. Guess what? You are going to have to think and choose like the other characters.

Also, the Ex version of SRK is fireball invincible, AND armor breakable. Come on. Are you trolling? It should be fireball invincible, but also armor breakable? That’s too much.

6. Reduce hitbox of J.mk

Reason: It is a really ambiguous move the can hit anytime in the jump in, whether he hits you with his front feet, back knee or even with his crotch (lol). It could have a hitbox decrease.

7. Hk version of Flip punishable on block

Reason: Only the EX version is punishable. Hk and EX versions are the same, except for EX being fireball invincible, so HK version should also be -4 or -5 on block. There’s no reason to decrease the recovery of the other versions since they are only used to bait.

All these changes are going to put him on the same level with the other characters once they are toned down too.

i cant do anything with this

[metallicaband]

Post of the year @ Capcom Unity, of course in Akuma’s thread:

I never really understood why Akuma had such powerful tools in the first place. He is not even an iconic character for Capcom (like Ryu or Chun) to stand out like that.

I’m not saying that he is the best character in the game, but now that Cammy, Seth and Adon are being toned down, he will easily become. And please Akuma players, don’t try and deny it. Some of his moves need adjustments.

1. Reduce damage on j.Hk and cr.Hk

Reason: He is an average size character that has no reason to hit harder than the rest of the cast.

2. Reduce damage on far Hk

Reason: He deals damage on a 2 hitting move while most of the cast only get 100 or 110 on this kind of move. No reason to not be fair here.

3. Reduce chip damage on ALL MOVES

Reason: Since those are safe moves that Akuma can spam all day, it should deal less chip. He has to many moves that can be used against turtlers and get chip damage and they are to strong. They should do 15 like a blocked hadouken or Sakura’s lk tatsu.

4. Reduce damage on regular hadoukens

Reason: That is too much damage for a safe move. They deal damage while other safe moves do much less.

5. Palm / SRK should NOT armor break

This is the most important request of all.

Reason: Akuma already has a LOT of armor breaking moves. It is so cheap to remove focus from footsies with him. Tatsu might remain an armor breaker, because if it weren’t, there would be no use to it. However, Palm / SRK leave him right on your face, taking all that chip, and do a ton of damage when landed. I really wanted Palm to become punishable on block, but that would really take out all his options. He has to be annoying and stay on your face withPalms, BUT, he also has the 2 hitting far HK to break focus. If someone starts spamming focus on you, you have that, tatsu and anything else you want (it doesn’t break focus but is a 2 hitting move) to counter it. The Akuma players are complaining because they will have to THINK and CHOOSEbetween their moves. Something that they don’t have to do right now. Guess what? You are going to have to think and choose like the other characters.

Also, the Ex version of SRK is fireball invincible, AND armor breakable. Come on. Are you trolling? It should be fireball invincible, but also armor breakable? That’s too much.

6. Reduce hitbox of J.mk

Reason: It is a really ambiguous move the can hit anytime in the jump in, whether he hits you with his front feet, back knee or even with his crotch (lol). It could have a hitbox decrease.

7. Hk version of Flip punishable on block

Reason: Only the EX version is punishable. Hk and EX versions are the same, except for EX being fireball invincible, so HK version should also be -4 or -5 on block. There’s no reason to decrease the recovery of the other versions since they are only used to bait.

All these changes are going to put him on the same level with the other characters once they are toned down too.

What the fuck has this guy been smoking lol?

Far roundhouse already does 80 damage combined total…
Akuma’s only focus breaker is his palm and SRK isn’t …
Fireballs doing 60 is TOO much damage…
Akuma is a mini demon that shouldn’t hit hard…

I thought we had some dumb people here @ SRK, but geezus compared to CU everybody is a genius over here.

[VolcanicAkuma55]

dont forget ex df being invincible

[VolcanicAkuma55]

its ok the guy was trolling thank god

[Greedy]

Nothing but buffs.^^^^ plus ran out of time on break.

[VolcanicAkuma55]

omg we’re almost at 500 and ahead of e ryu

[Fastlane]

I hope Capcom only pretends to listen and actually they don’t give a fuck

[VolcanicAkuma55]

Apr 14, 2013 – 4:43PM, Ty wrote:

Just nerf demon flip. The palm and grab are safe on whiff, just make it, like, -3 or something.

um ok. u know u just gave us major buffs right? palm buffed from -4 recovery to -3 recovery. grab buffed from 17 recovery frames to 3 recovery frames. and slide would be buffed from -11 to -3 on block. smh…now do u c y we akumas become nervous because of community suggestion threads like these?

[NovaFRC]

If Ibuki get her kunai vortex removed, she’s going to be F tier. This is my suggestion for compensation if it’s removed.

Change her kunai into Don-chan (her pet raccoon). If it hits, it will do no damage, but steal 1 EX bar from the enemy (if the enemy don’t have enough meter, it will do 45 damage) . If blocked, a CPU with Very Hard difficulty level will control the raccoon, and you have to guess strings of low/ high attacks. If you correctly block all of them, you can try to kill it, but you have to be fast or else it will go away. Ibuki can no longer use the raccoon if you can kill it though. Change EX Kunai to EX Don-chan and his raccoon friend. If blocked, it will just do chip damage like EX kunai. If it hits, both raccoons will hold the enemy for 3 seconds before they go poof so that Ibuki can get in and strike mercilessly.

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

[VolcanicAkuma55]

greedy no doubt

[NovaFRC]

Gummyz. A Greedy alt?

[SpaceOutNightmare]

holy fucking shit @greedy my friends and i were dying for days over that shit

EDIT:Oh and there’s more?

Time to tell my friends.

[Greedy]

Too much more!!!

I don’t have anything for viper. Unless they add ideas for new/ old characters. All the alpha, some of the third strike characters. I am tapped out.

[metallicaband]

Greedy’s posts lost their magic once I found out they’re not done by some dude living in his grandma’s basement and posting stuff on the internet while playing with his actions figures =( .

[Paolochun]

Well someone did his research… of the Unity threads