Sauga "Puns are for Losers" April Thread 2008

lol, you’re lucky your boss told you to get back to work lol.

who wants to start a blackjack team to take over fallsview?

Noodleman has to join because he’s asian

Justin can be the donk who tries to shut us down.

It’s all about coming up as a shitty anchor.

Curt can be the donkey

baaaaaha

Black dude in the back wearing orange makes me lawl every time.

EDIT:

I don’t get it

you couldnt fool your mother on the fooliest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine

so you’re saying theres a chance…

Anant’s MSN names should die in a fire :frowning:

Agreed

so much Anant hate…It’s okay Anant:shy:

he nick is bearly funny the first time i beared eyes on it.

That made me paws for a moment.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

Anant must’ve watch dat Puns of Steel exercise video, cause he’s really punny.

Went to the Jay-Z concert last night here’s a breakdown of complaints I have about it (if you don’t give a fuck about hip hop, ignore the wall of test)

  • First off, fuck big venues. If John Lennon rose from the grave and decided to play a show at the ACC I wouldn’t go. Concerts are supposed to be intimate…I should be able to go to the front of the stage and give who ever’s playing daps. Obviously this isn’t possible with a big name like Jay-Z, but the ACC is a shit venue no matter which way you cut it.
  • Fuck hip hop artists who like to turn off the mic and let the crowd do the song. Hova was doin this shit all night, and it’s fucking stupid. I paid money to see Jay-Z spit, not to watch Jay hold a mic while 10,000 people (half of whom don’t know the fucking words) spit.
  • Fuck song bait outs. About half way through the concert Hova would start playing a song, then cut to another track be for the first verse even started. That would have been fine for a couple minutes, but dude ran the gimmick for a solid half hour. Yes Jay, I know you have a solid catalogue of music, that’s why I paid 180 dollars to see you. I don’t need you to fucking bait me out into thinking one of my favorite songs is about to be performed, only to have you cut to another song, which I know won’t get played either. Case in point: Jay starts the hard knock life beat, and gets the crowd to do the chorus. I was fucking pumped at this point, cause cmon…hard knock life is classic, but then, as soon as the chorus was done, jay says “fuck that” and switches to another beat. Next beat to come up was the city is mine…once again, a huge Jay-Z banger. Dude lets the chorus go (which is fuckin huge if you haven’t heard the tune) then cut the song into some random shit track off Kingdom Come.
  • Bottom line, fuck Jay-Z. I’ve been to a lot of concerts, and the Jay-Z show was low tier. Last summer I paid 20 bucks to go see Classified, and the dude put on a 2 and a half hour show. I paid 180 to see Jay-Z and buddy was on for an hour and a half max. Granted Classified’s show didn’t have fire works and wardrobe changes, but that’s not what concerts should be about.

Try telling that to the spice girls.

turn into sweet noooo things just suggarrr pies

jay-z is doing concerts again? must be losing too much money in poker.

the spice girls do not = music

haha, i know, but you were talking concerts, and concerts do not = music either :stuck_out_tongue: