Anyone feel like conducting an experiment and have James drive around Pacific Mall for 5 minutes? Then we’ll see his true raged unleashed.
chinese driving > all other driving
gotta respect the chinese elders and let them park, or else they’ll curse you.
I must say i find it ironic that brown ppl are the worse drivers to ever touch a steering wheel, yet an overwhelming majority of taxi drivers are brown…
lol I thought chinese drivers were the worst? :S first time i’m hearin’ about brown people being bad drivers =P I don’t drive yet so Iunno. But Anant does suck at driving.
I heard a statistic from world issues that the most deaths caused by traffic accidents happen in India. Then some brown people in my class mentioned how they were afraid to go in a car when they were there. I think it was something like 300 000 deaths per year came from traffic accidents.
India, eh? Didn’t know about that but I know the Middle east is horrible. People in Kuwait are scared to go out on the streets; everybody is so offensive (in terms of driving.)
can’t argue stats! I figured ppl in the middle east are sacred to go out on the streets due to other reasons though 
Well, people near the american embassys Crazy palestenian people, wanting their homeland back that was stripped unjustly from them. They’re so evil.
You don’t know the half of it. Driving in India is like a rollercoaster ride. Traffic rules basically don’t apply, there’s about 2570252750274052745345252 cars at one spot in any given time, the leader of whatever place feels they have to go on parade about 3 times a day, there’s random shops IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD, there’s like random animals walking the street, and they don’t have any such thing as “Drivers Ed”. If you’ve driven in India, you can drive anywhere. Anywhere.
if you can SURVIVE driving in india…big difference.
Brown ppl and Chinese ppl are the worst drivers on the road. Every time when I see someone slowing down traffic, goin 50 in a 60 zone on the passing lane, or duno where they are goin, not even signaling to change lanes or making a turn, or duno when to turn left at the lights. When I catch up to them and by the car they are driving I can usually tell what kinda ppl they are and its always Chinese or Brown.
Younger generations are mostly ok, I think its the ones that wasnt born here. Old ppl are just slow in general no matter what race.
And another trend that worries me, there are more and more of these drivers everyday.
The truth. But still, nothing holds a candle to the “Old Asian Woman Driver”. If one of these is met on a road, avoid at all costs. If you meet one of these in an SUV, just start crying.
Old Indian woman are just as bad, especailly Sri Lankans I find. But they wouldnt be drivin SUVs cuz they cant afford it.
nice av aneurysm
yeah i forgot about the no law thing. there are ‘laws’ but you just give the cop like 10 rupees which is like 50 cents n you’re good to go.
no one ocv’d gerjay at orbit today…except vin diesel.
ok, its time for another story.
Crab Apples:
Me and a few buddies were out behind JF last summer with nuthin to do. The plan was to reach out, blaze, and then find some thing to do. The last part of the plan did not work out.
We played random games (hack sack and hand ball mostly) but after a while, we kinda got tried of playing. We sat around for a while, lookin for some tihng to do, but came up with nuthing. We debated what to do for a while, then some one came up with the brilliant idea to bomb houses with crab apples.
We went to the crab apple trees (plenty of em on my street) and stocked up. between the 7 or so of us, we probably had at least 200 grab apples. We walked around, lookin for a nice target to hit, when we heard a group of girls laughing. We all turned around, realizing the laughter was comming from behind a fence. We looked through, and saw a tween pool party in full swing. We knew we were destined to attack these girls.
We let about 100 of the suckers go in 1 shot. All you could hear for about a minut was us laughing, and girls screaming as they got hit with crab apples. We ran back to where we were chilling befor, and laughed it up for a while. A woman called us over from the catwalk that was nearby, and asked us if we were throwing crab apples. We said no, and as she was walking away, we through the last 100 or so go at the poor woman.
Ivan huh, he seems to know the story on alot of people.
OMFG.
I know EXACTLY which house you’re talking about. I used to throw my empty pop can into that pool every day as i was walking back home from school.
Anyway, everyone come to emtc now.
omw to emtc now with lessard
wow, throwing crab apples into ppl’s yard and shit… pretty cruel.
Talking about crab apples.
You guys might know Junaid, he is Yousuf’s boy (I know hayvren knows him.) One of those kids that always chill at mcdonalds, anyways Junaid is one of those very weak and stupid gangsters that thinks he’s hard shit… and he always walked around like he was the shit. So, one day Ali and Yasir (my boys) thought they should teach Junaid a lesson. They threw him to the ground thew grass at him laughed for a bit then ali grabbed junaid while yasir went to go find something. He went underneath a car grabbed something n came back. It was a dirty rotten crab apple… Yasir and Ali made Junaid eat that shit. Funniest thing in the world.