SALTGIRLS - Post the salt here

Not everybody got friends that live just down the road sooo GGPO. If you have a good enough connection you should be able to find sub 100 pings without too much issue. If that’s what they want…then that’s what they want.

Not really salt, but I wished there were more training mode functions (auto block & auto tech specifically, being in training while connecting to an online match would also be pretty neat) and a replay function.

I’m feeling salty about the lack of T.J. MUTHAFUCKIN MAXIMUM. (not really, but it makes me sad :{ )
Also, shitty load times on the 360 (can’t be helped), but I can’t play my PS3 Skullgirls since i don’t have a stick for it and my PS3 controllers don’t register all the movements…you win this time, Sony.

Funny how Capcom’s fighters all run better on 360 but MikeZ is able to unlock the PS3’s power to actually get it to run better than the Xbox for once.

Cerebella is so fucking FAT.

We’re gonna have to understand your concept of ‘fat’. Does she have to be skinny as a twig or toned to hell and back?

I’m sorry I meant to say Cerebella is a fucking obese porker. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing but god DAMN if I’m not going to mock her for being so fucking fat and ugly and I’ll probably end up making her cry and stick her finger in her throat.

She’s a hideous and obnoxious bitch but I actually find it kind of endearing.

What the fuck am I reading? :rofl:

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/4/40788/1700098-cerebella_portrait_large.jpg

Cerebella has one of the smallest waists in the game

Peacock the range monstrosity. I’m just having a hard time countering it.

Also, ever had one of those guys you go against and it’s really one sided in terms of skills? I don’t mind getting beat up once, but when I go into ranked matches I keep getting matched up with the same person cause of the small in-game population. :'c

Is that an early concept image because that’s not how she looks in the game.

Cerebella’s ass was one of the prospective areas to be colonized by NATO. Primus wrote an album about what it would be like to live on her belly and it was called “Sailing the Seas of Cheese”. Cerebella’s underwear could provide shelter for every war refugee in western England.

She’s so fucking FAT!!! AND UGLY!! I love that she’s fat and ugly and detestable. But we will never know the depths of her cellulitic fake anime ass. Legends say that dead dreaming Cthulhu sleeps there, waiting.

Fighting games need bigger women. It’s 2012, and not every man is into slim ladies these days.

Dear lord, I just played my first genuinely laggy game. Everything was slowed to a snail’s pace and nothing was coming out properly.

Eh, let him indulge in his fantasies of twig women. It’s sorta what’s forced down our throats by the media.

I’m not saying they don’t, I’m just saying Cerebella’s one buttery crisco-sweating fatass. Why does everyone assume I’m fantasizing about “twig women”?

When MY all-girl fighter drops you’ll never second guess me again. You think you know BIG beautiful women? Think again. You don’t know shit about BIG women…

is glad PsychoJosh knows the first and only rule of this thread

I don’t like my women to be bigger than me

This is a great inhibitor due to the fact that I am skinny as all hell.

The fuck? :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Watch Mike redesign Squigly into a bbw. :stuck_out_tongue:

Double is pathetic. Way too small.

In fact, all the girls in Skullgirls are way too small. That’s probably my biggest (heh) problem with the game.

You’ll see what I mean eventually…