Russian Driver Hits Cows Doing the Nasty

[AlphaCommando]

I was hoping he was making some kind of first person reality-porno and strayed off the road into a cow field while busting a nut on some desperate 18 year old.

18?

[Wasted]

Cows are female.

If two cows are fucking they’ve went lesbian.

Disagree, only because the colloquial usage of “cow” as a gender neutral term is worming its way into dictionaries.

Definition of COW

cow | Definition of cow in English by Oxford Dictionaries

[owattjacob]

Damn that driver was like ‘‘MOOve over’’

Cowabunga

[Ragnorok64]

I instantly felt less sympathy for the driver when I saw the pants he was wearing.

[Fullmetaleva]

That guy was driving WAY to fast, you can clearly see other people driving slow and around the cows also some going into his lane to avoid them. Any normal person behind the wheel would take these as signs that perhaps there are obstacles in the road ahead. Ugh, feel bad for the cow.

[Ragnorok64]

That guy was driving WAY to fast, you can clearly see other people driving slow and around the cows also some going into his lane to avoid them. Any normal person behind the wheel would take these as signs that perhaps there are obstacles in the road ahead. Ugh, feel bad for the cow.

I really don’t think you can conclusively determine all that from the video.

[Blindknagg]

You can. That’s what CSI series have taught me over the years.

[Kimmor]

Holy cow! This thread has been udderly ridiculous!

[Aidebit]

Holy cow! This thread has been udderly ridiculous!

Hey, stop milking this thread for puns, you’re gonna turn it into a cash cow.

[combokid1990]

So cows fuck in the road 11 years from now? The future is scary.

In 2025, all cattle are bio-mechanical and able to grow back the delicious beef harvested from them and eaten by humans. For a family, two is usually enough; one to be harvested and consumed while the other regenerates, via a complex grid of hormone-infused stem cell accelerators.

Beef. It’s what’s for dinner.

And breakfast.

And lunch.

And then dinner again.

If you’re still alive.

…

Beef.

This has been a public service announcement from your local beef harvesting, processing and then re-processing for harvesting again association.

Eat beef. It’s our only hope.

:tup:

You forgot the “Dun Dun Dun” part from the commercials lol

[CI581]

when I first read the title, I thought the driver was doing the nasty before said accident!

[Ragnorok64]

when I first read the title, I thought the driver was doing the nasty before said accident!

I’m just going to assume the OP wrote it that way intentionally.

[Infernoman]

I came into this thread expecting Bull…and I was right and wrong.

[Starhammer]

I had expected all the good puns to be taken, and SRK did not disappoint me. Still, the question remains…

How in the hell did he not see two animals of that size fucking in the middle of your path of travel? I think he was a jilted lover who had serious beef with the victim.

-Starhammer-