What I really like is the implication that I won that game because of some fault of Wasim and/or C; really, the truth is what I told Gary this morning. I’m an incredible person and I’m incredible at everything I do, and you guys just need to come to terms with that.
And its like I told C:
Cool. Story. Bro.
I feel like greg just popped off. And I don’t even play this game. But I dont like it. Imma have to pick it up
It took the final two moves but Greg clutched it out thru sheer brilliance and manipulating Wasim to unknowingly hand off a ton of points and move himself down in the final ranks. Mind games!
Wife made me invite you guys to a new game just to break down to Wasim how he done fucked up. This the same lady that told you the story last week about me rage-texting a buddy after he made a horrible move so you know what’s up.
I feel like the spectator for oldschool Marvel 2 matches.
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You know how kids say the darndest things?
It’s like that.
If you like, I’ll post the logs from the game chat and we can let everybody else decide who came out on top. Is that what you want to have happen, Wasim? Are you proud of the things you’ve said to me?
Because I’m proud as shit of the stuff I said to you, and I’ll take any excuse to show it off.
I’m actually embarrassed, but I don’t know what that means. Is it something good? I’m afraid to google it because I’m worried I’ll get results of people ejaculating on stuff.
ARE WE NOT HERE?!
Lol. Oh post the logs. Post the logs!
Its good or bad depending on who you ask lol. But its basically when you either shit talk or get mad hype towards the person you just beat.
I see this game in the android app store. But can anyone confirm for me if android snd ios games can play each other? Ill get it for my ipad if not
My shit is better than the Dialogues of Plato.
Post the logs. Spread the wisdom.
Alright. So the players in this drama are, in order of appearance: Gary’s wife, referred to as C; Wasim, referred to as W; Myself, referred to as H; Gary, referred to as G.
The stage: A new game of Carcassone, built upon my Glorious Empire. C and W enter, already bickering and pointing fingers in an effort to assign blame for their losses.
C: Yo wasim I replayed the finish to the game where Greg won and I blame you now
W: Cool story, bro. Tell me more. That perch is coming down. Your cities are all gonna burn in the dark righteousness of my fury!
H: My favourite part was when I stole wasim’s farmland with the very last move.
C: Yeah ok, you put down a monastery that connected Greg’s fields.
W: Don’t blame me for you not being good enough to mitigate the damage of other players.
G: (eating popcorn)
W: AYNCHUNT SHYNEEZ SUKRETS!!!
H: This may be the saltiest I’ve ever seen wasim.
W: Not really…just frustrated that I’m stuck with frauds.
H: Hey, you want to come over? My dinner is a little under-seasoned.
W: Then learn to cook.
H: Oh man, now it’s snowing! Help me de-ice my parking lot?
(For the ease of the reader, I’ve omitted the time stamps; the audience should be aware that the previous message was sent at 10:23pm, and the upcoming message was sent at 7:34am the following morning. This is how much time it took for Wasim to think of a clever response, and this is what he came up with.)
W: Pretty big shit talker for winning all of one game. Guess even toddlers can feel like big boys when they’re on their tricycles.
H: Hey now, let’s keep it neat and keep it clean!
W: lol
And the curtain closes.
Epilogue: In other games of carc, I haven’t come in first. Unless you define “first” to be “ahead of wasim”. In which case, I think in most of the games I’ve played with Wasim, I’ve come in first. So there’s that to consider as well.
Edit: I’m not sure, but Gary may have made a reference to angry texts from Wasim as well; I’m not privy to those messages and I can’t make any comment as to their existence or their contents.
There arent enough likes on the Internet for that post greg! Im really dying at work. “My dinner is under seasoned!” Hahahahahahaha GGs
Outside of the arbitrary, inaccurate, bland, and ultimately dull commentary. . .I can verify the accuracy of this log.
This review of my post warms my heart.
Also, Greg. . .just to keep things accurate:
How many times did I beat you? 3? 4 times?
You have a log of that too, bro? Just curious.
I have no idea; I’ve been playing a bunch of games simultaneously. We wrapped up two last night, I think? I know I finished ahead of you in both the games that ended last night, but I wasn’t keeping track of any of the games from the days earlier.
Why? Did I get super salty after I lost to you or something? It’s just a game, I don’t take it that seriously.
lol K.
I’ll bring beer next time i come over as a peace offering, okay?
edit: yannick may have set a record for long consecutive string of posts liked without comment. Yannick, tell the story of how I ran into you at Apex! It involves me doing something dumb, so maybe it’ll cheer everybody up.
No peace offering necessary.
Shits always cool, man.
Just felt good for me to finally care enough about a game for the first time in 7 years to actually get competitive.