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Some E3 leaked game titles.

DAMNIT VINH YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WAIT JUST A FEW MINUTES UGH

Good to hear from you, Greg! Yo, having them pay for your metro is tight. I hope that internship is fun. :smiley:

Shoutouts to Cole, LOL. If anybody saw the Break, I hope you had your popcorn ready. Thankfully, I had a hard cider hanging around and watching Cole the Half Minute Hero do his thing was breathtaking. Good stuff all around. That Level 3 pack factor!

Street Fighter: The College Years

The whole SF cast gives up martial arts to pursue undergrad degrees.

Chun-Li studies sex therapy, wonders if Ryu is still into her beefy thighs.

Ken’s dad builds an entirely new wing dedicated to Twitter research. Ken aces everything while drinking beer by the school’s indoor pool.

Ryu joins the Aikido team, sends them all to the hospital with third degree burns. Has nightmares of Morihei Ueshiba slowly shaking his head in shame.

Sagat hangs out at local dive bar. While smoking in alley, he looks to the dead sky and scratches his scar.

Guile gets into Go. Regales friends with tales of military prowess. Ralf calls him a nerd.

Akuma hangs out in library. Studies Buddhism. Meets up with Gouken: “Yo, I think that kid Sephiroth is losing it. . .”

Rufus tries to be a street tough. Dean S-Kill puts him on academic probation.

Sakura takes college-level physics. Finally understands why she never has to stop kicking people. She dreams of her potential while eating Pad Thai.

Adon becomes part-time bouncer at local club to pay for classes. Is promptly fired for asking patrons to hit him as hard as they can.

Daigo Umehara stops by to give a lecture. Halfway through he stops to ask Balrog to stop swaying in his seat. Balrog suffering stroke.

Zangief’s last day in U.S. before having to go back to Russia. Misty-eyed he stares at the lake. He looks at the ground. He will miss his friends. Rose pats him on the back.

E. Honda gets idea for website ‘Fistbook’. It fails. He joins local Yakuza gang. They use him to breakdown doors.

M.Bison develops an affinity for the existentialism of Jean-Paul Sartre and Camus. Hangs out at local coffeehaus. Becomes a chain smoker. Writes poetry.

No need for the topic rant today wasim. Peep this game list for xbox one.

http://www.thearabgamer.com/2013/06/leaked-e3-xbox-one-reveal-games-show.html?spref=fb&m=1

Let this list end up being true. What ya gonna say to this.

A weeping Bill Gates becomes the University’s rugby mascot. Kinect 2 elected team captain. Seth ragepunches locker and teleports to parents’ house.

I really hope Mirror’s Edge remembers that it isn’t a combat sim this time.

I sincerely hope Eighting’s coming back for another swing at Marvel just so I can hear everyone’s screams of agony.

There will be no bad mouthing mirrors edge in my presence! Lol

@Dan - List looks pretty interesting. Lots of hype sequels.
Darkstalkers for wii-u == Soul Fist lockdown with a wiimote. Calling it now.

Daddy Karate sure is cruel.

Matt, check your PM’s.

In honor of The Last of Us coming out next week. This is a picture of a Tarantula growing antlers:

This is due to a fungus that infests its host, subtly overtakes cognitive function, and guides the host to an environment that would allow it to thrive (i.e. dark and moist) and then burst out of it’s dying body to spread more spores. The premise behind The Last of Us is that this fungus has adapted to overtake human cognitive function, thereby creating horrifying, fungal zumbies.

I’ma need you to spoiler that up. How am I supposed to get work done today after seeing that? >_<

I was about to eat breakfast… Key word… About…

. . .Daydreaming about the day we can go hunting and score ourselves a 12-point Tarantula?

LOOK AT THAT RACK YANNICK!

lol a hunter’s delirious nightmare.

. . .Venison bacon?

Shit just got real.

Invisibility Time Cloak. A cloak that can hide events that take place in a continuous stream of light.

Oh SNK, you jokers.

That’s just creeps.

Keifer Suderland confirmed as the new Snake.

ooh, dis gun be gud