My impressions (that nasir asked for).
Okay. So my lazy ass finally regained consciousness and I need to type this before I have to drag myself to work in about six hours despite the fact that I really should be doing other things.
However, nasir was nice enough to buy me premium for winning and I promised him that I would do this.
Also, I constantly mention, I am really lazy and tired of pretty much everything and this takes the least amount of effort at the moment.
Ergo, I will try to begin my impressions of the tournament(s) so far with most important thing:
The rules for the tournaments need to be clearly defined in the threads AND PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO THEM BEFORE AND DURING THE TOURNAMENT.
I know this is difficult on IRC, especially since Im quite the neophyte when using it, but we always end up having one or two people hold us up even outside of the seemingly inevitable technical difficulties that arise (as it did for Zoo and nasir and kinda TAM last night, who later took his rage out on me with R.O.B.).
That said, I only ask for the cooperation of others, especially since nasir has been doing this with pretty much no real incentive thus far for himself.
With that said, I should probably go into discussing what defines the rules, which includes discussion of stages and items and what I feel should be banned by the time next tournament rolls around considering that there will be a gap due to nasir being understandably stressed now.
Now now. Dont start glaring at me about banning things. I will keep my opinions about what should be banned only two things per category, i.e. stages and items, which means at most four banned things I will suggest which I feel have themselves to be broken. I will also not bother speaking about Smash Balls as I feel that they are another type of item entirely and that opinion in itself another topic of discussion entirely.
So now I will begin with my opinion of the most basic rules: Stock.
Stock: I honestly cant say that I like having two stocks, though with the fortunate time limit for replays by Nintendo (they couldnt make it four at least?) makes it understandable. Most of the dislike comes from me still killing myself a lot, which has little to do with actual item use (in most cases.) and more to do with still not being used to airdodging and various changes to ledge-grabbing since I was switch characters so much.
Besides, 3 out of 5 makes this acceptable.
Time: Having 3 minutes is the best thing we can do right now since replays are that long. The only thing I dont like about it is that this means if you go into Sudden Death, you go over the time limit, which sort of goes into what a certain stage that I will ask to be banned later on.
Item Rate: At this moment, I think that Medium is fine, though it may be slightly too much due to Party Balls and Crates and Sandbag still being on (and I feel that those should remain on). For the most part, Medium is fine with me.
Now for the biggest two topicI will start with items since I just went over item rates.
Items: I will quickly say that I feel that Super Spicy Curry should be banned because, for people without reflectors (and absorbers, if your opponent is stupid), its basically like having a Starman that attacks for you.
You may be thinking thats an exaggeration, but I dont really that it is. I mean, at least with Starman, you can try to run away from people and can dodge them, but with Super Spicy Curry, you have either always be a plasma whips distance away from them or else you get hit caught. Its retarded. This is especially true when you consider that the only real deterrent for it not get grabbed if youre worried about hitting spawning explosive automatically, but even thats not really a factor. After all, if youre on top of someone with Super Spicy Curry, which you should be since they cant really do anything to counter you (outside of the aforementionedconstant, sorry Zelda and R.O.B.reflectors), then the explosive will at worst kill both of you and at best kill or injure just him.
So, yeah, Super Spicy Curry has got to go IMO.
That said, youre probably thinking that I will say Starman should go next since I compared Super Spicy Curry to it.
You thought incorrectly then.
I honestly cant really see any other item needing to be banned at the moment, though I will now go on to say that if I had to choose right now, I think it would be a tie between Dragoon and, of all things, The Fan.
Dragoon: Dragoon would be relatively balanced with regards to the 3-piece deal if it wasnt for one teeny-tiny detail that I realized the first day I played Brawl: If a piece of Dragoon has appeared, then the next items that appear will be Dragoon until it is completed. This occurs even if all three pieces appear and then one is lost (as in it goes over the edge, which is pretty much the only way to get rid of them.)
Even after Dragoon is completed, I dont think its instantly broken, though its pretty close, especially when were playing with lag and you have to dodge perfectly and both types of dodging have vulnerability at the end that can exploited via death.
That and pretty much no one can is disadvantaged by using it unless youre stupid enough to let Pikachu get right under you and Thunder you to oblivion when youre coming back from missing.
The Fan: All I really have to say is actually a question: What type of fucking moron thought it would be balanced for an item to be able to infinite pretty much all of the taller characters that cant broken out of by any means other than DI towards the ledge (if there is one)?
I also have an answer for that one, actually: A huge fucking moron would be sodomized with a Star Rod if he obviously didnt enjoy such things already.
Sakurai!
With Super Spicy Curry out of the way, I will go on to the last topic of stages.
Stages: It is here as well that I feel theres only really one stage that has been proven it should be banned at this point: Mario Bros.
It is easily the dumbest stage in the game. It is also the most ironic one too, for you would think that one of most aggressive stages in the game would dissuade you from camping, like Norfair does (which is why I love that stage, but I digress), not encourage it the most.
Seriously, this stage is so stupid. If you dont get to the top and camp up there, you will most likely die, especially considering the anti-camping element, the balancing aspect, that green fireball, doesnt appear nearly as often as it should. (Although I will say that it does home in on the level youre on, though it gives you far too much time to get out of the way.)
On top of that, if youre fighting someone with a reflector or who can eat items, which are the only countermeasures for the natural thrown items on the stage that are likely to OHKO or 2HKO regardless of your health, then you can kiss your ass good-bye if they play intelligently. Theres seriously no way that a Space Animal should lose on this stage unless theyre reflector breaks after bouncing shells between the two of them. (The item eaters stand a better chance than most still should be beat Space Animals because its quite possible to hit them with another thrown enemy and kill them while theyre stuck in their respective digestion animations.)
Such a fun stage.
With that said, the next stage I suggest I sadly do so, not because I feel that its proven to be broken yet, despite many people having called it the New Temple, but because of the similar Temple-tactics leading to Sudden Deaths which cause kinda of catch-22 for proving this stage is broken. This stage is obviously New Pork City.
Now, perhaps Im horribly biased due to this being the only New Earthbound stage and thus the only onefor some reason!that plays any of the awesome Earthbound music, including my favorite song of Snowman, but I dont think this stage is nearly as bad as Temple due to their being no (easy) Hyrule Jump unless youre stupid fucking Metaknight (grr).
That said, I cant say I actually enjoy playing on this stage (although that shouldnt really count for any stage being broken since I honestly dont enjoy playing on Final Destination) and that the anti-camping element, the Ultimate Chimera, honestly doesnt appear nearly as often as it should (like on Mario Bros.) and doesnt appear to home in on people (unlike on Mario Bros.). If the Ultimate Chimera appeared more often, then I would defend this stage quite a bit more.
As it stands now, this stage is probably fourth on my own personal ban list, and is only be suggested it leads to Sudden Death matches which cant be replayed since theyre over three minutes.
With that said, I will mention that Rumble Falls isnt one of the stages that I would have banned for this (although ultimately is another question).
So, yeah, Im not sure if that was what you wanted nasir since you asked for impressions and these are more along the lines of suggestions formed from those impressions.
If you wanted just my impressions besides this, then it would really only be that I dont feel that I should have been Orochizoolander since I rarely do, but I did because MK cant gimp people on Shadow Moses Island (which many other people have debated about not being acceptable).
Other than that, IRC is annoying but I guess Ill have to learn more about it. :bluu:
Thank you again for holding yet another tournament. I hope you feel better and more confident about the next one, whenever you (or anyone else) feel like holding it.