Resident Evil 6

Saitsu · 2012-09-26T21:25:05.000Z

So I finished watching Damnation… and even though I hear all the bad things about RE6, I can’t help but feel excited for it.

Brb while I go fap to Ada wong.

Screw Ada, how about Svetlana aka the only person I’ve ever seen beat both Ada and Leon in hand to hand?

Biolink · 2012-09-26T21:49:30.000Z

^
But from what I understand Ada only lost on purpose so she could be lead to their secret base.

Saitsu · 2012-09-26T21:55:28.000Z

^
But from what I understand Ada only lost on purpose so she could be lead to their secret base.

That’s what I initially thought too, but considering her comment to Leon about Svetlana’s ability, not to mention the fight she gave him, I’m pretty sure she lost the fight clean. If she really wanted to lose on purpose, she didn’t even have to bother attacking in the first place.

Radiantsilvergun3 · 2012-09-26T22:11:31.000Z

That’s what I initially thought too, but considering her comment to Leon about Svetlana’s ability, not to mention the fight she gave him, I’m pretty sure she lost the fight clean. If she really wanted to lose on purpose, she didn’t even have to bother attacking in the first place.

Are you trying to apply logic to an RE narrative?

Saitsu · 2012-09-26T22:14:30.000Z

Are you trying to apply logic to an RE narrative?

Good point, but even ignoring the Ada fight, she did go at least even with Leon and I doubt he was holding back. And Ada and Leon are always somewhat even with each other.

Havatchu · 2012-09-26T23:16:30.000Z

Good point, but even ignoring the Ada fight, she did go at least even with Leon and I doubt he was holding back. And Ada and Leon are always somewhat even with each other.

They gon’ fuck one day, you know it.

Leon’s had blue balls since Ashley

Saitsu · 2012-09-26T23:25:34.000Z

They gon’ fuck one day, you know it.

Leon’s had blue balls since Ashley

Ada even asked when they would “continue” the night they were together.

They’d probably get it in so much if it weren’t for the whole tendency to have to point guns at each other.

Shinkuu_Tatsumaki · 2012-09-26T23:26:31.000Z

Screw Ada, how about Svetlana aka the only person I’ve ever seen beat both Ada and Leon in hand to hand?

I guess, but when Ada had her shirt cut… ohh man.

rayplay · 2012-09-27T02:03:44.000Z

Screw Ada, how about Svetlana aka the only person I’ve ever seen beat both Ada and Leon in hand to hand?

That’s such an understatement. It was

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It seemed more of her actually toying with Ada and Leon than simply beating them. Her smile never left her face and she easily parried, dodged, and blocked every one of their attacks in a manner that’d make Wesker jizz his tight leather pants. I’m actually kinda upset that she likely won’t make it to the main stories, because DAMN she was a badass! And the president of a country too! Makes me wonder if Obama is secretly Black Dynamite.

Saitsu · 2012-09-27T02:11:40.000Z

That’s such an understatement. It was

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It seemed more of her actually toying with Ada and Leon than simply beating them. Her smile never left her face and she easily parried, dodged, and blocked every one of their attacks in a manner that’d make Wesker jizz his tight leather pants. I’m actually kinda upset that she likely won’t make it to the main stories, because DAMN she was a badass! And the president of a country too! Makes me wonder if Obama is secretly Black Dynamite.

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The best part was at first when she and Ada were sitting down and she was telling Ada she wasn’t leaving. I was thinking…bitch, you know not who you talk to, Ada will fuck you up. Sure enough, she whoops that bodyguard’s ass got the gun and I was ready for Svetty to start pissing her pants and the next thing I know PARRY! Like…I had the Oh Crap face and even said it out loud. It did not leave my face until Ada got the knife, then I was like…okay, Ada’s got this, it’s a wrap…then she whooped Ada’s ass again, took her knife and sliced her clothes? The fuck is this shit?! I mean…just damn. She didn’t even need those damn powers like Wesker. But I wonder if she actually would show up again. She’s not dead, just out of the light…and we saw a glimpse of back burns they never explained. Too many questions that need to be answered with her, and with this being a blatant lead in to RE6…who knows?

rayplay · 2012-09-27T02:20:14.000Z

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The best part was at first when she and Ada were sitting down and she was telling Ada she wasn’t leaving. I was thinking…bitch, you know not who you talk to, Ada will fuck you up. Sure enough, she whoops that bodyguard’s ass got the gun and I was ready for Svetty to start pissing her pants and the next thing I know PARRY! Like…I had the Oh Crap face and even said it out loud. It did not leave my face until Ada got the knife, then I was like…okay, Ada’s got this, it’s a wrap…then she whooped Ada’s ass again, took her knife and sliced her clothes? The fuck is this shit?! I mean…just damn. She didn’t even need those damn powers like Wesker. But I wonder if she actually would show up again. She’s not dead, just out of the light…and we saw a glimpse of back burns they never explained. Too many questions that need to be answered with her, and with this being a blatant lead in to RE6…who knows?

[details=Spoiler] Same here. I didn’t think for a second that they’d be able to stop Ada. But DAYUM, even a blind man could see that ass whoopin! And I loved how when the phone rang, her assistant guy just ran up and answered it like nothing was going on, which shows even more how little Ada was a threat to her most likely. But then Leon tries his shot at her and that was so free for her that she had to call her Mr. X guys because she felt bad beating Leon down. ESPECIALLY when he tried to knee bash her face and she just goes “lolnope” and moves to the side. All of this, WHILE WEARING HEELS AND NEVER MESSING UP HER APPEARANCE. Screw the plagas and any ABC-Virus. Start cloning that bitch ASAP! The RE Les Enfants Terribles!

Saitsu · 2012-09-27T02:23:36.000Z

[details=Spoiler] Same here. I didn’t think for a second that they’d be able to stop Ada. But DAYUM, even a blind man could see that ass whoopin! And I loved how when the phone rang, her assistant guy just ran up and answered it like nothing was going on, which shows even more how little Ada was a threat to her most likely. But then Leon tries his shot at her and that was so free for her that she had to call her Mr. X guys because she felt bad beating Leon down. ESPECIALLY when he tried to knee bash her face and she just goes “lolnope” and moves to the side. All of this, WHILE WEARING HEELS AND NEVER MESSING UP HER APPEARANCE. Screw the plagas and any ABC-Virus. Start cloning that bitch ASAP! The RE Les Enfants Terribles!

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Also keep in mind, every mastermind, every big boss…eventually gets their ass kicked or shot at and blown up or whatever. She never got touched…ever.

The_Epidemic · 2012-09-27T02:34:06.000Z

Its all over the net homey…just google.

Hawkingbird · 2012-09-27T06:57:19.000Z

Just watched Damnation

[spoiler=]Manly tears for J.D. He should have been the one to live over the other guy. He had some much more personality and quite hilarious.

I want to see the Russian lady show up as a villain in a future RE game. She’s too badass not to reuse.[/spoiler]

Ki_Shima · 2012-09-27T07:16:48.000Z

Just watched damnation, loved the fight scenes. Reminds me of the second Resi movie when Alice comments that Jill has all those skills naturally whereas Alice got them artificially. They better show Chris doing something in the next movie cos that guy was SS rank in S.T.A.R.S

favourite scene

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TYRANTS

Saitsu · 2012-09-27T07:19:57.000Z

In any case, Damnation just shows more reasons why Leon puts Chris under the fucking table.

Ki_Shima · 2012-09-27T07:25:20.000Z

In any case, Damnation just shows more reasons why Leon puts Chris under the fucking table.

Sorry to disturb your man crush but nothing in that film gave any reason to believe that, what you should notice though is…

[details=Spoiler]both Chris and Jill have defeated tyrants WITHOUT a tank and Resi 6 will show who’s boss anyway

I will give Leon some points though, points for running all the time, even roll escaping Chris suplex of doom[/details]

Saitsu · 2012-09-27T07:38:49.000Z

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Leon has too…or did you forget RE2? And these Tyrants seem much fucking tougher than normal Tyrants other than Nemesis. They didn’t go down to multiple huge ass explosions and the standard Rocket Launcher. It took a fucking Tank Shot to the head and then aerial ordinance to take out the others. But Chris wouldn’t have even made it that far TO fight the Tyrants, Svetlana would’ve bodied him SO hard. Plus the ability to actually make friends on the job helps a lot.

Ki_Shima · 2012-09-27T07:49:16.000Z

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Leon has too…or did you forget RE2? And these Tyrants seem much fucking tougher than normal Tyrants other than Nemesis. They didn’t go down to multiple huge ass explosions and the standard Rocket Launcher. It took a fucking Tank Shot to the head and then aerial ordinance to take out the others. But Chris wouldn’t have even made it that far TO fight the Tyrants, Svetlana would’ve bodied him SO hard. Plus the ability to actually make friends on the job helps a lot.

Real Talk

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Leon technically died against 1 licker 5 minutes into the film, Chris moved a boulder with his fist

Saitsu · 2012-09-27T07:53:29.000Z

Real Talk

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Leon technically died against 1 licker 5 minutes into the film, Chris moved a boulder with his fist

[details=Spoiler]To be fair, it was a licker controlled by Ottoman. It seemed the lickers turned less jobbertastic when actually controlled by someone. And whoo…Chris can punch a boulder, good thing they’re stationary.

On the lickers again though…man, they got killed in so many ways by the Tyrants I just started feeling bad for them. [/details]