I said it before and I’ll say it again…that is a big bitch…
bruce banner is gonna fuck your shit up
Mothers day.
Remember, when shopping for a mothers day gift, never take the ‘easy’ route, like me.
Me: “Mother. I love you because you violently squeezed me from your womb. Here are some flowers from a flower place. Happy offical day for mothers”
Mother: “Worthless son or daughter, how could you be so thoughtless? You know I am allergic to flowers, also you are adopted and I never loved you. I will now send you to live in shame with a robot foster family”
What you should do.
Mother: “Hello son or daughter.”
You: Mother. Because it is mothers day and I love you because you squeezed me out of your womb so violently, I made you a very ugly coffee mug of lead."
Mother: “Oh thank you my son or daughter. Where is it?”
You: “I lost it. Also, it is broken.”
Mother: “Thank you my child, you always think of the perfect thing to do for me.”
You: “I spent my allowance on GGXX and meat flavored bubble gum.”
Mother: “My angel.”
Let this be a leson to you all, the personal touch makes all the difference, and saying ‘squeezed’ ‘womb’ and ‘violently’ in the same sentance helps.
OK LISTEN UP BITCHES…
We are having a tourney this SATURDAY (THATS 6 DAYS YOU FUCKS). We havent had a Decent tourny for about a month or 2, so i would like to have one you Bastards.
I figured this was enough time before hand for you FUCKS to get prepared.
We are gonna start between 8-9pm!!!
So show the FUCK up.
I dont want any BITCH ASS excuse saying “but muffin…i was at home and my mom was” …Muffin: "SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT SHIT, IM TIRED OF YOUR BITCH-ASS SELF"
So did you get that You SACKS of SHIT!!!
Tourney…SAT…8-9PM
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!!! 
PS Im not mad, im just being a dick 
all hail muff 
Damn. So there’s gonna be a not so random tourney. I’ll have to see what I can do about that I get off work around 8:30pm and I have to go back to sparks and then back to south Virginia. I’ll keep you (muffinman) up dated so you’ll know if me, Chambers, and Luke will be there.
PJ
Oh shit! With that kind of post even I will be sure to be there!!! :eek: :eek:
The Baron just made us all his bitch.
Well, about time somebody actually did this. So what tourney is gonna be on this weekend? Is there an entry fee? What’s the cap? What’s the rules? What’s the format? And did you post this in the Tourney forum?? Sorry, that’s just something that people should start remembering cause a lot of people still has a lot of questions when you put up an annoucement.
JP
P.S. Yes, I can be a dick too Eric.
I will mop the muffin man for free and my brother’s Axl for dl shit while I’m playing cvs2live and trying to get my skills tight.
AH Touche’ JP
Date:May 15th (sat)
Time: Registration = 8p, Starts = 9p
Where: Atlantis Casino/Resort (Arcade on 2nd floor)
Games: CVS2 and GGXX
Reg Fee: None (everyone is BROKE NIGGA)
Format: depends on the amount of people (under 6 = round robin, 6 & above = reg style)
RULES:
CVS2:
Ratio Matchup
Double elim
mid-tourney = 2 outa 3
Finals = 3 outa 5
Winner Keeps same Groove, team, and order
Loser can change Everything
NO Ultimate Rugal, Shin akuma, Evil Ryu, or Orochi Iori
RC ALLOWED
INFINITES NOT ALLOWED (You guys cant do em anyways )
GGXX:
Double elim
mid-tourney = 2 outa 3
Finals = 3 outa 5
Winner Keeps same Character
Loser can change
Here is the thread MAN:
Reno Tourney
PJ: let me know for sure if you guys are coming, I will hold off on it for a lil bit, but not for too long. Your lucky you guys are the majority of cvs2 in this town lol :lol:
o.o wtf? how can you pick secret characters in the arcade, sir muffins? you’re greatly confused from florida to reno yet again; we have ARCADE VERSIONS
whoo tekken 5
http://images.1up.com/imageapp/large_image/7/l_dsc00808_sid126679.jpg
reno is going crazy for tekken 5
give me an f’n break…ive only played this game for about a month now. I DIDNT KNOW
sheesh 
Whatever dude, I don’t even play GGXX and I know that!
Don’t look so hot now Mr. “Me be livin’ in the state of the best GGXX players EVAR!!!111111111111oneoneoneoneone”.
You know I’m just messin Eric.
No, see, it’s just the the Baron has special privledges, he can use the console only characters… Cause he’s, you know, a baron.
Thank you
Thats all anyone needs to know
Whoa, is the first guy Eddie Gordo? He looks badass! That chick looks super hot too!
you know muff…at the meeting this week they are discussing tourneys…so yeah ill tell that you are number 1 nigga around here and they can come to you…and they will most likely be holding a soul calibur tourney…vinh get the word out that women have breasts…oh and there is a soul cal tourney
Nice… I hope it doesnt turn out to be like T4
bring back OG Tek… then im back… hehe