thanx…yeah BFMF didnt form this weekend…i guess rob and JP were too tired this weekend, so with me and pauls teammates both out we decided to form a temporary alliance
yeah…hes wipping me into shape. making me practice combos over and over again.
I CANT TAKE THIS STRESS ANYMORE
naw its been fun. my tru skill in this game will reveal itself one day
Why the Muffin Man place higher than me? I know he didn’t beat me, did I miss a couple of matches or something? I only had like two matches or something, loss one and won one…
anyway, nor cal regionals looks waaaaaaaay too fucking expensive. easily 100 bucks just for food + gas + room + arcade. i mean for christ’s sake, it’s gonna be 40 bucks JUST FOR TWO TOURNAMENTS! good lord! plus tokens, this is going to cost so fucking much. =/ god i hate that shit
I know that a lot of us are like flat ass broke and NCR2 is just around the corner, so here is the thrifty plan.
Raid free breakfast. Stuff as many yogurts into your pants as humanly possible. Don’t neglect the free orange juice… I’m thinking maybe we can fill a 5-gallon jug up or something when no one is looking.
FUCKING GAS! There are two methods to beat this beast. One, we take the direct approach and syphon some punk ass’s car…like maybe all the kids who hog the Initial D machines there. Or I was thinking we could just take 1 car, then get like some water ski rope and tow me on a skateboard or something…
Entry fees. $25 for qualifiers, $10 for singles, $5 entry fee is an assload of money. I’m taking my skills on the green and putting them to the test by having money matches for mini-golf. Or I’ll pay, but then come back, pretend to be FINAL SHOWDOWN, and whine, 'Yo Tragic…NO PADS?!! WTF I AM THE BEST PLAYER IN AMERICA I DEMAND MY MONEY BACK!"
It is imperative that I win every tournament I enter in order to recoup expenses. This is where it gets dirty… I’m thinking I can call the guy I play against next and just be like, “yo what’s up…”, and then someone else can just pop up and fucking mace him. I’m gonna Kugler Punch the XX machine so that it’s hella blurry and the other player starts going into seizures while he’s playing. While I’m getting dust looped I’m not gonna bother teching, but instead I will yell directly into the other fool’s ear, “EAT A DICK!”
Tokens? Fuck that shit. There’s gonna be hella people, when the coin line gets all out of order just cut in front of people and take their token. Shit, take 3 or 4…wait, take every fucking token on the machine and just be like “TOKEN POLICE MOTHERFUCKERS! These tokens are illegally parked and must be collected as evidence.” When someone tries to start shit, flash your badge, and then whack that fucker in the kidney with yo billyclub.
Screw that. Use my top tier tactic and taser them before, during and after the match. Then take their money and shoes. Scrubs who fall for sitting fierce taser don’t deserve shoes.
Too much money, I may end up not going. :(. I’m flat broke and still have to pay for rent around that time. We’ll see how everything pans out. As for the food, have a Subway diet if you want, least then it may not be the best alternative, it’s still good for you. Tokens??? Why are you guys worried about tokens, GGXX #reload is on console, all you really worry about is playing that game, unless you guys really think you’ll do better in CvS2.
I don’t remember him saying that. Also might i add, if he sucks so much why talk about him, and not just ignore him? I guess it’s frustrating that a pad player, that plays Ky wins more tournments then you.
He forgot to say “PERIOD IT!”. So it may not be him after all:rolleyes: . God please get away from our boards, you troll. Stay in EC cause that’s where you belong :).
JP
P.S. I AM THE BEST EVAR!!! PERIOD IT!!! :p. Please foo, just shut your mouth and sit down.
Obviously I can’t ignore him, this guy just won’t get off my balls. Crazy scrub lives all the way across the country but has fucking spider sense when it comes to people talking about him. Do you type your name into the search box everyday because you are that much of a pussy that you can’t handle people talking about your scrub ass?
Well let me just confirm that, yes, you are at the end of every joke and I had sex with your sister behind k-mart.
Damn, that girl gets around…I hit that shit behind the Salvation Army thrift store last week…then I had to go home and put some water in his mamma’s dish…