Reno Crew Thread, 2005

…Oddly, I do have a cousin who goes by ‘Fattie’ …Sadly, he is not fat.

Actually, this is the first funny thing he’s ever said…after that other high pitched thing.

Waaaay funnier. But, enough talk about raping men, dude. Who the fuck does this clown think he is, Bill Brasky? The line breaks and language are very poetic though.

put your money where for art thou mouth
RAPE SCRUB RAPE RAPE!
is scrub!

Reno is too nice to these fucking grease balls. Don’t apologize to dirty little shit flakes like this guy if there’s a “misunderstanding.” He plays Marvel; he brings nothing to the table.

If you want to experience teh rape in Reno, go to the Atlantis, but stay out of the arcade. Just go down to the buffet and get yourself some chicken fajitas. You won’t use the word rape lightly again.

It’s just sad to me that scrub-killer will never amount to anything beyond that; a scrub killer, loser to all decent players. :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: I shed a tear for you, noobiez!

But if you wanna play #R, I can knight thee “shit-eater”, or maybe “total-noob”… whichever you like! Hell, I’ll hand out these names all weekend! IT’S A KUGZ NAMING EVENT!

proudly wears his title of “total noob” since he finally managed to come up from his previous rank of shit eater

Bitches didn’t show up.

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too fast too furious

Who are you?

No. Who the fuck are you, and why are you Berkeley bastards in Reno’s thread?

cause they are top players NOOBTROOPER

Kugler started it! I swear!

It’s funny, the first thing I do when I enter this thread is look at the location of each users post. If it doesn’t say “Reno, NV” or something along the lines of that, I just skip past to something a little more useful.

Hell, even the “WHAT IZ BEST PLAYCE TO PLAY @ IN RENO?” posts are better than half of the posts from Berkeley/Elk Grove/wherever. For the love of everything mighty, someone make another thread for the “other” Reno crew members. The ones that don’t really have a reason to be in here, but post anyways. Once they realize that they’re just talking to themselfs, that will be the time we send someone random to post in the alternative thread and humor them. Problem solved!

Lactatid Milk From The Milk Jugs Of Your Mothers

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I only posted because I saw someone “reppin” Berkeley mouthing off at y’all. BEARcade has nothing but love for Reno, so I just wanted to set shit straight.

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MY NAME IS ROBIN AND I AM EL … … …mizuno

I didn’t question your “love” for Reno Crew - I pondered the reason as to why there are 50 billion people outside of Reno who post nonsense day in and day out.

One person posted because he wanted to know where he could find competition in Reno.

I posted because I saw a Reno person post in Berkeley, and was curious as to how you guys were doing.

If this is “nonsense” to you, then you seem to have missed the “Discussion & Matchmaking” aspect of these forums.

Would posting nonsense be okay if I my location read “Reno, NV?”

God Nick, shut the fuck up. K? Thanks. Go back to playing Halo2 and broken CvS2 machine.

Chicken; you should visit Reno and play #R. ;_; Bring Hyung too~

Bring who? Oh, him. I forget his real name sometimes. Maybe in the near future!

if you want something private, go fucking masturbate in your closet.

stupid fuckers gets offended because someone from GASP ANOTHER CITY posted in their ‘private’ thread.

wahh wahh.

who the fuck is the scrub killer anyways. gets all bumfucked and calls everyone out. obviously he’s fucking shitty or we’d have heard about him already.

don’t even have the balls to challenge bearcade players for money, but goes off on random fuck threads and piss people off.

good work everyone. i sense love and peace.

kugler: let’s get that presidential suite.

Most of SRK is filled with spam. In fact, most of the internet is filled with useless fucking spam. If you can’t handle it, then get the fuck off the internet. I don’t give a fuck if someone posts in the “Davis” or “Sacramento” thread that’s “out of town”. Seriously, grow the fuck up. If you want some private fucking thread or some shit, go make some EZBoard forum that’s private and just for “Reno players”. Otherwise, shut the fuck up. I post wherever the fuck I want and whatever the fuck I want. It’s just a fucking silly ass thread where Reno folks and their friends can chit chat or whatever. I hope you’re done crying, cus I’m sure no one wants to fucking hear it. This is the fucking internet. Get over yourself and “your” Reno thread.

On a unrelated note, we should all hook up for gay sex at the Green Hotel Place Thing where Evo is being held.