Real life superhero

Kick Ass…no Ass kick

I wonder what weapons he brought. That’s just lols. Man a tazer and a night stick. Dude runs awkward as hells arms on his sides like he’s 5.

Just full of lulz. I mean couldn’t they join the Seattle chapter of the Gaurdian Angels or maybe they took neighborhood watch way too serious.

dudes need to buy stun knuckles, bows and arrows, and make smoke screens.

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Why the hate, im glad there are people who are willing to put themselves out there for the better of the community…I should join up, wearing red underwear calling myself NegroGief! I’ll try to stop fishjie from buying hookers in Seattle…

Your Asian wife wouldn’t be happy. :nono:

Preptime

Whoever this real life guy is probably has the exact opposite ability. Post-time must be pretty low tier. Preparing for battle after it’s already over? Really?

You have to admit his costume looks pretty decent. I’ve seen much much worse and his has a good color scheme to it.

maybe i didn’t pay enough attention, but why was the link called “ass kicked and nose broken” when none of that was shown?

The funny thing about most of these guys is that they usually are terribly out of shape, lack sufficient tools, and have little to no concept of actual combat (unarmed and armed).

In the news report covering this heroic nonsense, a GUN was pulled on the protagonist and from what it sounds like he was stopped and the bad guys proceeded to smack him around.

This kind of superhero stuff would only work on a schoolyard playground… even then…

When I become nanomachine-enhanced and rich, I’ll become a superhero. Dr. B can do it, but not everyone needs to be careful not to hit Saturn when they do jumping jacks.

Dont be a snitch & ill let you be my wingman!

As long as you donate some T.V’s to the “Get cKrAzY 20 TV’s in his living room so he can watch all the sports he wants” foundation. I won’t say a single world. Scouts honor!

that’s pretty funny. I’m surprised I haven’t see this on the news here. Watching those videos…makes me want a taco! XD

i want to be their first supervillian!

i will be known as The LitterThug!!! littering to my hearts desire.

This dude is gonna end up in a giant microwave.

HAHAHA!!! Man these dudes should take that hero shit down the highway to Tacoma and see how it pans out.

Whatever, haters.

I’m a Phoenix Jones fan. First.

Nigga can’t turn his neck, and someone said he isn’t wearing steel toes. Nigga gonna get owned by a someones doberman.