not exactly “chilled by the gods” ehh?
more like “by a fourth grader”
i think you mean “chiseled,” not “chilled” :tup:
but yeah.
Well, know what I am doing today, this thread always has a way to cheer my ass up, thank you all. 
lol ya my bad
Wow. There are more these people? I don’t know how people resist trying to stab their “biceps” to see if they’ll explode.
because they do explode. 
this is the first guy posted (the one in handcuffs)
his right bicep is flat and his left bicep is round. the flat one exploded.
oh, and as a reference, this is what he looked like when he was young and not a friggin moron.
^ok so you explained his weird ass body. can you explain the FACE though!?
the way most people perceive competitive bodybuilding is somewhat incorrect. those dudes that win contests don’t stay visibly ripped all year (because it’s dangerous, will explain later). they only get like that for the actual competition. most of the time they are walking around they look like fat guys or dudes that are kinda fat but it’s obvious they workout because their arms are still jacked. they purposefully stay fat like that because they need their body to have that extra “bulk” so they can convert it into muscle easier (that’s the the0ry anwayz)
here’s Lee Priest in the “off season” or when he’s “bulking”
and here’s where he starts training for a competition to the midpoint.
and this is him at his competing weight (and shape)
:u: most people will look the last picture and say “hey this dude is extremely healthy.” NOT AT ALL. every time you see a dude on a magazine or at a competition with this kind of body, you’re actually looking at a person that’s very VERY close to dying. LITERALLY. in order to get that type of extreme “cut” where you can see every little muscle and vein perfectly rounded and visible, they have to dehydrate themselves, and i’m not talking about skipping cokes after a workout. think 1 cup of water A DAY while doing LOTS of cardio (some guys do it for over an hour a day) and doing this for several days up until the competition. with that type of musculature, it is VERY dangerous to do that- but that’s what the sport is.
Greg Valentino (the synthol abuser) stays in his “midpoint” body to show he still works out. there’s no way he’d be allowed to compete an any legitimate competition with those arms, so he just stays “half fatty” like that. so yeah, he didn’t inject that stuff into his face, his face is just naturally chubby when he’s not in competition mode.
i was talking about the very original freaky looking scary smiling web tattooed thing. thanks for the explanation though (I already knew most of that stuff)
Is it wrong that knowing that muscle magazine guys are practically on Death’s door step makes me feel better?
these are my observations and hypotheses:
as for his face, well for one the guy doesn’t know what smile works the best for him. every single smile he displays looks awkward as hell except for the last one, which is just ugly. he didn’t just inject synthol into his arms and chest, he did his shoulders and traps as well- engulfing his neck and making his upper body extremely disproportionate to the size of his head.
his fake green eye contacts don’t mix well with his already ambiguous ethnicity. i’m certain he tans, but i’m not so certain he’s white. his color is really “even” (if that makes sense), especially around the hands. if you cut the rest of his body out of the last picture, you’d think that was a black guy giving the thumbs up. i’m guessing he’s of terrorist descent- mainly judging by his emo swoop. the swoop itself is *styled *like a white guy, but everything else is “frizzy” like black girls hair after it gets washed. most likely his hair doesn’t move like a white person’s.
also he’s most likely doing this for pussy.
hatehatehatehatehate
You mofo’s made 1 too many Genjiro jokes and now he’s coming for you.
SA: while I was not entirely serious the first time, thanks for the thorough analysis. it looked hella like some photoshop or something. (PS of an ugly girl’s head on a weird body) or that it was some FTM abomination (the chest made me think so). ugh.
I’m never coming back to this thread because of the last two pages.
Dude, you have no idea how you’ve changed my life by posting this picture.
Thank you & curse you!
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Can you please post more pics of that thing?
lol, he looks of indian or pakistani decent (or terrorist decent as you put it…), guy has fucked up his body, no way your bicep and tris can look like that whilst still having the normal forearms. He’s also injected himself in his pecs, but it’s obvious he doesn’t work out much cos they just sag and look like titties. Looks like he hasn’t got much muscle in his core either.
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no problemo :tup:
exactly why i said he’s most likely doing this for pussy. the biggest tell-tale sign is the fact that the parts of his body chicks look for are enlarged, but the other parts that should be enlarged if he actually worked to get that kind of size aren’t- mainly his back. he has no back whatsoever. chicks are looking for big arms, broad shoulders, a six-pack, and a large chest. they aren’t paying attention to a strong back. a person can’t have that kind of chest without having a back that’s visible on the sides of the body when looking at a them from the front unless it’s been “enhanced.” dude’s shoulders should be turned inward*, but they aren’t at all.
More Knowledge for Knowledge’s Sake:
:u: Bruce Lee’s back is insane.
- the relationship between chest and back is almost like a Tug of War, and your shoulders are the little flag in the middle to tell you which side is winning. work your chest out harder than your back and your shoulders turn inward. work your back out harder than your chest and your shoulders turn outward. watch Todd Duffee’s shoulders as he stands up after he knocks this dude out:
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which does he workout harder, his back or chest? that is tonight’s homework
Shaft, I need some motivation to work out. Got any inspirational videos?