Random Image Thread

At the Walmart lady doing splits. What must someone say to reason with this image? Reality is a blank slate and she just did the splits on it. My perceptions are not the same now. When I gaze about the night sky I now see a different type of vastness. A vastness that consists of a pair of 7 dollar jeans stretched across the stratosphere engulfing what had before appeared infinite. The zipper line resembles a giant fanged mouth waiting to devour the weak. The answer to pie is somewhere inside these jeans. Hawt!

Don_Barracuda · September 4, 2009, 9:49pm

phew thats a relief, but I have a concern that my right hand the finger between the middle finger and little finger is almost equal length to the middle finger.

I think even Steven Hawkings has ripped a few pages out of his books.

BeaTs · September 4, 2009, 10:01pm

lol, I’ve seen bigger people to splits and stuff. a colleague I work with used to practice ballet…and she’s quite big right now, but you should see where she can put her legs/feet…

Riot_Guard · September 4, 2009, 10:33pm

That stomach pouch could house a baby kangaroo. Looks soft like a water bed too, I can imagine now the contents of her belly swishing about like gentle waves being parted by a small but well built sailboat.

Why is she so content and confident? She is staring at the photographer like “You know you want this, wanna see me make it clap.” Busta Rhymes starts playing

majeh · September 5, 2009, 1:08am