Quotes!

LiLAsNRoMeO (2:09:36 AM): but jon made up this other move
LiLAsNRoMeO (2:09:39 AM): called the cacoon or some shit
MixMastaDrewDub (2:09:43 AM): and it hurts like a mofo
LiLAsNRoMeO (2:09:44 AM): he’d wrap me up in a blanket
LiLAsNRoMeO (2:09:46 AM): like a cacooon
LiLAsNRoMeO (2:09:49 AM): and just beat my ass
PsiANyd II (2:09:51 AM): That’s quite odd
MixMastaDrewDub (2:09:52 AM): HAHAHAH[/QUOTE

OMG THIS SHIT MADE ME LOL SO HARD IT HURT!

“who do you think daigo uses in deadliest warrior?”
“has to be samurai, or ninja”
“definitely samurai”
“I heard mago has a really good knight”
"viking spartan is3-7"
“how do you lose a 7-3 in your favor?”
“softban viking, his projectile is 75% on block”
“chain combo to knockdown, meaty bludgeon, unload arrows. classic joshimitsu”
“shoulder lean”

“i cant believe i paid for this game…”
“you guys have played this game for 7 hours!” - MHC

While at Rob’s house tonight…

Someone else: Yeah MvC3 will never have a $12,000 money match like MvC2 mang. No WAY!

Rob: A $12,000 MONEY MATCH??? … between who???

Me: Justin Wong VS Jesus (obviously I was joking as that $12,000 really did take place @ this years EVO between Sanford VS a bunch of West coast players, Sanford lost if it matters to you.)

Rob: Who’s Jesus? SANFORD?

Me: Goddamn it Rob, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!! Ya know the guy on the cross!!!

Then I proceed to laugh for the next 5 minutes.

“I’m mad that he has a beautiful woman and he hasn’t hit that yet. Because I’ve been horny for as long as I’ve known what sex is and I’ve never gotten to do it!”-Robert Plummer

When Rob said this he fucked up my Blanka combo I was doing on Josh. Real talk.

When I said something close to “Who gives a fuck abut cross-ups in MvC games?” with absolutely NO knowledge of high level play in MvC games.

Apparently I was very, very wrong (? - I still don’t know!)

Duncan - "Chun Li looks like she’ll have some very good crossup setups in MvC3"
Mikhail - "Marvel isn’t about crossups at all"
Duncan - “Are you fucking stupid?”

“If i go to japan i’m Looking for diseases” Me To Fae

super_joe Who’s calling who a bitch?
16:31 Mikhail kk, i seriously wonder if you think before you say shit sometimes
16:31 dkn29work Mikhail’s calling KK a bitch
16:31 NFO_KK wow
16:31 dkn29work or was it Duncan
16:31 super_joe HAHAHAHHAHA
16:31 Mikhail seriously dude
16:31 NFO_KK you’re the last person to say that
16:31 dkn29work iono who NFO_KK is

Deezo on the loves of life

Deezo you must understand that once I get a paycheck that one of my first duties will be buying a bake sheet
00:09 Deezo for that very specific purpose
00:09 Deezo my Grandma said to me "you gotta do what you love to do in life, otherwise, what’s the point in living?"
00:09 Deezo and goddamnit
00:09 Deezo I am done with keeping myself from eating FRESH chocolate chip cookies
00:09 Deezo not this chips ahoy bullshit
00:10 Deezo fuck chips ahoy
00:10 nolander hahaha!
00:10 FamousNat hahahahaha
00:10 nolander yup

OMNE23: Kenny, you are Tyrone Biggums crossed with Eddie Murphy with a Super Joe Smile,
xxcrazyace03xx: Lol.
JCRACK: LOL
xxcrazyace03xx: You Malto Meal version of Abel.
OMNE23: You burnt, government Cheese ass Adon
JCRACK: LOL
xxcrazyace03xx: Tay reminds me of Birdie thats on acid and suffers down syndrome.
OMNE23: Kenny reminds me of Vega, Just african, with a Dildo for a claw and has sickle cell
xxcrazyace03xx: Thats okay your face reminds of me of Kabal with his mask off.
Tha Deezo: hahahaha
JCRACK: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
OMNE23: Thats okay, you look like a fun hose mirror version of Spawn on shrooms
j0shimitsu: omg
j0shimitsu: hahahhahaa
JCRACK: yooooooooooooooooo kabal with the mask off LOLOLOLOLOL
xxcrazyace03xx: Looking like Ralph from KOF!
JCRACK: i think some pee just squirted out onto my leg
j0shimitsu: i laughed so hard i drooled like i gota touch of the downs

“He found out Patty was a lesbian and he just… he just never recovered from that.” - Frank ruining the cartoon Doug

Trace Prewitt on Soulja Boy-Pretty Boy Swag…

Trace-whats pbs
me-pretty boy swag
me-the latest hit single by Soulja Boy
me-look it up on youtube Trace
Trace-fuck no
Trace-how the fuck does soulja boy have a record deal
Trace-all his beats are garbage
Trace-he cant rap for shit
Trace-fuck that
Trace-dude this shit is really awful
Trace-that “take you to the movies” guy is better than this
Josh-hi deezo
me-lmfao
Trace-fuckin
me-hahahahah
Josh-sup
Trace-ugh
me-this. right here. is my. swag.
Trace-i cant believe people buy his shit
me-all. the girls. are on me. damn.
me-hahaha
Trace-he beats are clearly made with some shitty computer program
Trace-fruityloops
Trace-someone with talent could make a better fucking beat with mario paint
Josh-oo mario paint
Josh-id bump it
me-hahahaha
me-why you gotta hate on SB Trace?
me-he’s just tryin to make it in this White man’s world
Trace-yeah but see
Trace-the problem is he’s probably just making some rich white guy even richer
Trace-and spreading some useless shitty music around
Trace-so fuck him, he sucks
me-hahahah

Someone please post some quotes of myself talking shit to Jetay the other day in that random ass AIM chat room. I didn’t have my AIM text save function on at the time =/.

Super Joe1182 (5:40:32 AM): sup hookers?
Super Joe1182 (5:40:37 AM): Who’s looking like Kabal?
Super Joe1182 (5:40:39 AM): in this bitch…
Super Joe1182 (5:40:41 AM): LOL
jspec180 (5:40:53 AM): LOLOLOLOLOL
xxcrazyace03xx (5:40:56 AM): tay
Super Joe1182 (5:41:06 AM): Who’s Crazyace?
Super Joe1182 (5:41:09 AM): Kenny G?
xxcrazyace03xx (5:41:14 AM): Yes sir!
Super Joe1182 (5:41:17 AM): WORD
OMNE23 (5:41:22 AM): Joe, I dare you to get started with me…
Super Joe1182 (5:41:26 AM): Sup mang? how’s life?
Super Joe1182 (5:41:30 AM): FUCK YOU PUNK ASS BITCH
Original K Dawg (5:41:36 AM): HAHAHAH
xxcrazyace03xx (5:41:43 AM): The nigga couldnt handle me
Super Joe1182 (5:41:44 AM): You look like Jabba the HUT just shit you out on New Years Eve
xxcrazyace03xx (5:41:48 AM): i was too raw for tv.
xxcrazyace03xx (5:41:54 AM): HD couldnt review me.
OMNE23 (5:41:55 AM): Shut up with you teeht looking like you chew on glass laced cheetoes
Original K Dawg (5:42:07 AM): HAHAHAHH
xxcrazyace03xx (5:42:22 AM): ROFLMAO!
Super Joe1182 (5:42:25 AM): You look like a hairless Wookie reject ya whore!!!
xxcrazyace03xx (5:42:27 AM): SPACE BEEFIN!
xxcrazyace03xx (5:42:31 AM): HARD!~
Super Joe1182 (5:42:41 AM): You got the body of one Jetay
Super Joe1182 (5:42:45 AM): A wookie that is.
OMNE23 (5:43:34 AM): You look like short, fat Kurt Cobain, still walking around with his face all shoot up
xxcrazyace03xx (5:43:41 AM): LMAO!
Super Joe1182 (5:43:42 AM): Where do you come up with your lines Jetay? Bevis and Butthead episodes?
xxcrazyace03xx (5:43:59 AM): CANNON! EVERRYWHERE!
xxcrazyace03xx (5:44:05 AM): BEST CHAT ROOM EVER!
OMNE23 (5:44:08 AM): Nigga you went to Star wars and had the nerve to come at me with my lines?
Super Joe1182 (5:44:21 AM): If you were an Emcee Jetay you’d be MC Fuckface.
xxcrazyace03xx (5:44:39 AM): MESSAGE!
Super Joe1182 (5:44:43 AM): I’m creative. You, you’re outdated.
Super Joe1182 (5:44:54 AM): RHYME TYME!
Original K Dawg (5:45:10 AM): man i should invite frank
Original K Dawg (5:45:11 AM): ahah
xxcrazyace03xx (5:45:16 AM): you should.
Super Joe1182 (5:45:18 AM): No
Super Joe1182 (5:45:20 AM): please don’t
Super Joe1182 (5:45:27 AM): Then shit will get gross
OMNE23 (5:45:28 AM): I wish there were more of you super joe
OMNE23 (5:45:37 AM): so i can make a boy band
Super Joe1182 (5:45:41 AM): Awww
OMNE23 (5:45:44 AM): and call it Jagged Tooth
xxcrazyace03xx (5:45:51 AM): [media=youtube]I0lv5llZaS8[/media]
Super Joe1182 (5:45:56 AM): can I punch you in your vagina Jetay?
OMNE23 (5:46:11 AM): Be there the 1st time you touched one Homo
Super Joe1182 (5:46:14 AM): Or does it still have a Dildo in it?
xxcrazyace03xx (5:46:46 AM): Well.
Super Joe1182 (5:46:50 AM): WELPS
OMNE23 (5:46:55 AM): Yeah, i saw the Dildo, its labelled Joe’s Not aOption
xxcrazyace03xx (5:47:08 AM): LMAO
Super Joe1182 (5:47:54 AM): Jetay you need to kick it in Seattle more mang! You lines are lower case and I’ve been CAPITALIZING on you since i’ve been in this damn room.
xxcrazyace03xx (5:48:19 AM): lol.
OMNE23 (5:48:40 AM): … did you just come at me with a English lesson you down syndromed hobbit?
Super Joe1182 (5:48:49 AM): Jetay if you were a planet you’d have rings of TRASH rotating in orbit around you for EONS son!
OMNE23 (5:49:07 AM): this is getting worse for you joe
xxcrazyace03xx (5:49:07 AM): lol.
xxcrazyace03xx (5:49:10 AM): wow.
OMNE23 (5:49:19 AM): this isnt even a spirited effort
Super Joe1182 (5:49:34 AM): Why try with a whore like you?
Super Joe1182 (5:49:41 AM): $2 and you’re done with.
Super Joe1182 (5:49:57 AM): PUMP AND JUMP!
OMNE23 (5:50:09 AM): I would tell you take a nap and rest up but who else is gonna be running around scarring small children in there dreams
OMNE23 (5:50:30 AM): Why are you talking pussy like you touched it
OMNE23 (5:50:57 AM): that shit will be forever your fountain of youth as long as you got a reason to smile
Super Joe1182 (5:51:09 AM): I’d tell you to go on the Price is Right but hey have enough male contestants with a 40DD chest with running up the isles to spin the big wheel.
Super Joe1182 (5:51:15 AM): *they
OMNE23 (5:52:09 AM): And you would be trying to make that Money on the Biggest Loser, you dont need the wait loss, just use you as there new mascot
Super Joe1182 (5:52:44 AM): Is this Big Purple People Eater calling me fat?
Super Joe1182 (5:53:44 AM): “EHEHHKRHEREHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH” – That’s Wookie for shut up you dumb whore!
OMNE23 (5:53:46 AM): Look here ugly duckling, you the one that wanna go to the weight subject. im just following the ugly trail
xxcrazyace03xx (5:53:46 AM): ii fell out of my chair.
OMNE23 (5:54:46 AM): Looking like a lacky from Golden Axe
Super Joe1182 (5:55:01 AM): Ya know Jetay, I don’t know where you live but I’m sure if I had a hound dog I’d tell him to find you by smelling “week ass bitch”. It might be a week but I’ll end up at your door step.
xxcrazyace03xx (5:55:02 AM): you talking about me.
OMNE23 (5:55:27 AM): that made no sense at all
Super Joe1182 (5:55:33 AM): I’m not Kenny.
Super Joe1182 (5:55:41 AM): Yeah I win bitch.
OMNE23 (5:55:45 AM): whats worse is?
OMNE23 (5:55:51 AM): You have nothing over me
OMNE23 (5:56:11 AM): i have everything over you,
OMNE23 (5:56:31 AM): You look like a EX cabbage patch kid that has been riddeled with Rabbies
OMNE23 (5:56:39 AM): Kenny is a way better opponet then you
Super Joe1182 (5:56:52 AM): Opponent in what?
OMNE23 (5:57:01 AM): Fuck that you Garbage pail Kid
OMNE23 (5:57:07 AM): You say you not kenny
OMNE23 (5:57:14 AM): nigga you wish you were kenny
OMNE23 (5:57:29 AM): you might get a bitch to say your name in the near future
OMNE23 (5:57:57 AM): but then, you still look how you do so, well out of luck huh junior?
Super Joe1182 (5:58:02 AM): I murdered you a few minutes ago, why are you still alive?
xxcrazyace03xx (5:58:11 AM): damn.
OMNE23 (5:58:38 AM): Sorry, im not your blow up doll Joe,

No offense meant to any Soulja Boy fans out there.

omfg super joe got fucking raped up there. JESUS i’m dying lmaooooo

that hurts, BAD

Yeah I laced that fucker back to 1999!

that “jabba the hut” line is unforgivable… almost cried reading that line