hahahaha i miss that guy
After showing Jacob, Josh, and Frank a picture of this girl I’m interested in, Jacob hits me with this gem…
JSpec180 (1:25:43 AM): sing to this bitch
JSpec180 (1:25:50 AM): serenade her with deez(o) nuts
Tha Deezo (1:25:55 AM): hahahah
JSpec180 (1:26:08 AM): if you told a bitch you were gonna serenade her
JSpec180 (1:26:17 AM): how can she NOT at least suck you up
JSpec180 (1:26:22 AM): i mean damn
JSpec180 (1:26:29 AM): if a fat ugly bitch tried to serenade me
JSpec180 (1:26:32 AM): i would dick her down out of pity
JSpec180 (1:26:48 AM): like this fat nasty black chick me and josh danced with last week HA HAAAAAAA
J0SHIMITSU (1:26:53 AM): HAHAHAHHAHA
JSpec180 (1:26:57 AM): oh she was feelin extra tight
Tha Deezo (1:27:01 AM): hahahahha
Tha Deezo (1:27:06 AM): Jacob
JSpec180 (1:27:08 AM): i rolled up on her like scorpion nigga
Tha Deezo (1:27:09 AM): that’s goin in the quotes thread
JSpec180 (1:27:11 AM): COME HERE BITCH
JSpec180 (1:27:12 AM): yes
JSpec180 (1:27:26 AM): the spear came out of my weiner
More excerpts
JSpec180 (1:29:39 AM): yo mandel that chick is thiiiiiiiick from the waist down
JSpec180 (1:29:59 AM): make her dress up like the baroness
JSpec180 (1:30:02 AM): you be destro lol
JSpec180 (1:30:15 AM): thatd be filthy
JSpec180 (1:31:00 AM): im tryna watch this mutha fuckin gangland right now
Tha Deezo (1:31:08 AM): she’s like, asian/white
Tha Deezo (1:31:11 AM): dunno what though
JSpec180 (1:31:23 AM): well she needs to get deezo’d down
Tha Deezo (1:31:26 AM): yeah she does
JSpec180 (1:31:49 AM): so i was wasted this one time
JSpec180 (1:32:06 AM): and this chick was playing cvs2 with vasquez and mind and iron from gameworks and some other losers that work there
JSpec180 (1:32:11 AM): and they were at mind and irons place
JSpec180 (1:32:19 AM): and i came in there hellllllllllla twisted off the hennessy
JSpec180 (1:32:22 AM): and i brought her in the hallway
JSpec180 (1:32:38 AM): and let her know about how i really thought she needed to get dicked down by me and how i wanted to give her the business
JSpec180 (1:32:39 AM): it was tight
JSpec180 (1:32:43 AM): but it didnt happen
JSpec180 (1:32:45 AM): fuckin bitch
JSpec180 (1:32:52 AM): i was spittin mad truth to her too
“That was what a pro combo looks like, now here’s an Empire Combo…”
Sanford, show them the FLASH
^^^
"Now do it again"
The guy hella fucked that “combo” up like 3 times. However, when I play ken, I will only do empire combos.
Gangland is an awesome show. Crazy shit.
To me, as I’m standing in the mob watching SF4 in the living room:
Trace: Hey white guy!
Me: <turns around>
<Poker table laughs>
Me: "I haven’t played you yet, wanna jump in the rotation?"
carlos picks up stick first
Him: "White people man, serious."
Me: “Fuckin crackers!”
King: (to Robert) I used to work at Nintendo too, in the French support department
Me: You speak French?
King: You didn’t know that? I went to a French private school.
Row: Do you speak bullshit too, cuz that’s what this sounds like.
raishinken (7:42:45 PM): I got my 1st triple double today
FraNkDaDaNk1 (7:42:49 PM): nice
FraNkDaDaNk1 (7:43:01 PM): sry for my awful basketball knowledge but
Tha Deezo (7:43:07 PM): Known fact cause I’m gettin the cash, don’t give me face to face bitch gimme the ass
FraNkDaDaNk1 (7:43:07 PM): that has something to do with assists and points right?
raishinken (7:43:15 PM): 24 pts / 15 rebounds / 11 blocks
Tha Deezo (7:43:18 PM): that’s buff
Tha Deezo (7:43:20 PM): good shit
FraNkDaDaNk1 (7:43:21 PM): yeah that’s right
FraNkDaDaNk1 (7:43:29 PM): double digits in 3 stats right?
raishinken (7:43:32 PM): word
FraNkDaDaNk1 (7:43:38 PM): any three stats?
FraNkDaDaNk1 (7:43:44 PM): so like could i technically get 10 fouls?
raishinken (7:43:51 PM): No the max foul is 6
FraNkDaDaNk1 (7:43:53 PM): cause i’ll elbow a nigga in the neck
FraNkDaDaNk1 (7:43:53 PM): oh
raishinken (7:43:58 PM): LMAO
raishinken (7:44:05 PM): thats a quote right there
Mickey D: Lil Kim wears that says " Got Dick? " and thats tight to me!
BUMP! I went digging for this one so yeah let’s keep the quotes coming.
Lmfao!
This thread needs more Frank vs Super Joe quotes.
Bryce’s House during some casuals
Nigga Muggish (Duggish): Your cookie-cutter Akuma is good and all Carlos, but it’s not that good.
Carlos (B0kkin): My Akuma is NOT cookie cutter!
Nigga M.: It’s not a bad thing man, but it is cookie cutter.
Ryan (Zafo999): (To Carlos) I think you should hit him.
At All Day Brawl Day
Me: Who’s this a drawing of? Is that Mikhail?
Mor: No, it’s a drawing of Dugg.
Me: No really! Look! The hair…the nose? That’s Digimish
Mor: Well…he’s holding a bong…so it’s gotta be Dugg.
lolz
“why would anyone want to pick someone that looked like a raisin?”
- Myself talking about Oro from 3s.
Me: "I’m sorry but I’m not really tryin to play someone that in a past life sang “I heard it through the grapevine”
Mikehascookies: “oro was marvin gaye in a past life?”
“why would anyone want to pick someone that looked like a raisin?”
- Myself talking about Oro from 3s.
Me: "I’m sorry but I’m not really tryin to play someone that in a past life sang “I heard it through the grapevine”
Mikehascookies: “oro was marvin gaye in a past life?”
After Sakura otoshi leaves Zangief with maybe a pixel of life left-
Carlos: “How is this motherfucker not dead?”
It’s at 3:40, and it cracks me up every time I heard it.
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Saturday, March 06, 2010
j0shimitsu (2:44:27 AM): YO
Tha Deezo (1:54:18 PM): I buki
look at the time inbetween the reply hahahahahhaa
Nate talking on the telephone with his xbox live mic still on
Famous Nate: I’m in a lobby. LOBBY! What? Locker room? What the FUCK what I being doing in a locker room? I DON’T PLAY SPORTS RIGHT NOW!