WtF is Randy. Someone please tell that fool that if he needs server space, I can host vids on my website…
hahaha, we have PM’s from players from TO telling us to ignore your sorry ass cuz you’re a loser scrub there and even people THERE are annoyed of you…
and a quick search for Matt Machula/ Ex_Matt’s cvs2 tournament placings show…let’s see…an average of 6-7th placing in those piddly tournaments…with no higher than 7th place in any tourney over 16 people. That’s fucking amazing…
as for quoting the ppl…why the fuck would i give them up? so you can go cry and whine to them saying “i thought you were my frenZ :(”??? bitch, face facts, people in your own city think you’re an annoying piece of shit and are willing to pm us to tell us so…you are not good at games, you are unpopular, you’re poor, you bother the people that you think are your friends, your total tourney winnings are less than 10% of what mine are, you’re dog-ugly and you’re not even very good at flaming so why the fuck are you still talking shit in this thread?
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You have PM’s ??
from who?? Cause I really wanna know whos saying they’re better than me and I wanna see if it’s justified. You seem to be good at speaking for people from my own city, why dont you quote them since you claim you’re able to. And as for my placings, there is no apex for the last 3 tournies i played where i got top 5 in all of them. And why would I care what anyone from tosf says about my sf skills ?? I dont care enough about sf for any comment like that to bother me. And I wouldnt pull that “I thought you were my friends” thing, because I dont chill with them regularely and would consider hardly any of them friends. You’re playing inferior competition, no wonder you’re winning. I want you to keep knocking my skills, the truth is that I goto the arcade like once a month and can still beat 80% of the competition I face. I could list the people that are better than me but it doesn’t matter, we’re all better than you. You’re talking about my appearance when you’ve never seen me. Ok. I fucked the shit out of the girl you adore and stuck my cock in your mom’s ass.
hahahaha you fucking moron. keep thinking everyone in the city is your friend. you’re so clueless and pathetic it hurts. the fact is what i said is truth and i think you know it, deep down inside that hollow shell of a boy. you know what else they told me? to “lay off” on the burns because you’re young, immature, and your actually kind of a “softie” once someone gets to know you, and they think you talk smack online just because you have low self esteem. so i think i will do that, after this post. cuz i pity you, you’re not even on my level, and the fun of flaming your sorry ass is wearing off.
as for inferior competition…LOL…have you taken a single match from mahir/jon, ever? what about jj? when was the last major tounament you placed at? when was the last time you bet more than a bill and won?
not to mention you say i suck for placing 3rd at a 44-man tournament, yet now you’re bragging about getting 5th in some shitty 10-man tournaments. that’s fucking great, you passed the first round, BRAVO. that’s some fucking amazing accomplishment there.
so let’s sum things up relative to YOU:
- jon has been to toronto and cleaned your clock
- mahir has been to toronto and cleaned your clock
- jj has been to toronto and cleaned your clock
- in the last 3 tournaments ive won sets against jon, mahir and jj (twice)
- i have never gotten worse than 2nd place in the last 5 tournaments w/ more than 20 ppl
- my worst finish ever (3rd at NWR) is better than your best finish in any tourney with 8 or more people since mid-2003
- your best comebacks are either: “…but I bet roger can beat you!”, “…oh yah, i can beat 80% of the arcade scrubs” or a ‘yo momma’ joke. you’re fucking comedy, and not in a good way. not to mention the only backup you have are fake accounts, and if someone walked up to you and smashed your face most of your “friends” would be pointing and laughing.
you’re a fucking joke, even on the EC. your own city is embarrassed by you. and you are BUTT ugly, every person that has ever seen you says that your the dorkiest sideshow ever. the only “clown” you’ve ever baited was the one in the mirror, and i would love for you to answer a simple question: when was the last time you have been laid, and with who? I will bet $20 that no girl has slept with you, and even if they had they wouldn’t admit it (at least not for $20). So if you can convince a girl to say that she has slept with Matt Machula then I will personally send you $20 USD that I still have from the Seattle trip. I also know that your family is not exactly well-off, so don’t pretend like you’re a baller and your blue-collar trash family don’t need the money.
i’m done polluting this shit. bring on the momma jokes, matt.
HOLY SHIT, now that’s a fuckin post!
Mai: you should send him a box of tissues and a nuice with the money you save not sending the $20.
dang…Mai thats crazy!
Anyways…good job to everyone that came out to the tourny. I had a really good time just like the rest of my Edmonton peeps.
Peachy…you did an amazing job with the brackets along with anyone else who helped with the tourny.
Lanwerx fucking rocks.
That girl behind the counter is fucking sexy. And those 2 dancers beside lanwerx…god dang…
All the Seattle boys were really nice and no one had a beef with anyone. Such a pleasure guys.
I met a few people, some old some new.
N ken, billy, trinh, vash, peachy. astro boy(impressive cvs2 skills), king, trinh, jason(fuck man…you were the highlight of the tourny) and many others…shout outs.
Fucking LTB. KING, Trinh and Billy. You guys fucking took it to me. I lost to all you guys and Mai.
Thanks Verteru and Loki for letting us crash at your place.
Gj to all the winners and losers.
I had about 5 really close matches. You know the kind…where one second is left on the clock and about the same hit points…yah…I won each one of those…thats what you call sneaky Mexican tricks.
GG to King in the finals of the 4vs4.
Trip back…we ate some krispy cream…yum yum.
And when we got back to the border…we had to tell the Canadian guard that we just came back from playing video games. And she made fun of us.
the end.
nice post Jon.
I’m glad people were happy with the brackets, that is one of the first times I have had to write brackets. Glad to hear someone was grateful for me making the brackets. So much better than the people I had to ignore that were complainning to me to hurry up, and to place them in certain spots. :mad:
hahahah Fuk, I am embarassed to share the same name as BaitCockClown.
Dude, you have nothing now, that post should have eradicated any last bit of self-esteem you had. I say you should go buy a hooker right now just for the sake of proving Mirage wrong in the virginity department.
I remember recalling you wanted an RSX in a thread long time ago. You must be poor if you can’t afford one.
My buddy has a Type-S and he is a jobless indian. No lie!
No hate, but seriously… There is no way you can say anything that will deflect that last Mirage post!
Wow, that guy got hella fucked up…
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Being ugly sucks. =[ Poor ugly guy =[
On a lighter note good job to the Canadians for coming and placing well.
This post would get more in depth and actually have some sort of content but really all I wanted to say was being ugly sucks. So that having been said this post is basically over. **
Third Strike Team Tourney Results:
1- John M (Ken), Cam (Ken)
2- Sam (Necro), Mike A (Urien)
3- Jason C (Ken), Bob (Ryu)
4- Curtis (Remy), Rgon (Urien)
5- Loki (Chun Li), Andre (Remy)
5- Mike K. (Ibuki), Brian (Ken)
7- Brendin (Remy), Jesse (Dudley)
As you can guess, there were seven 2-man teams. I’m not sure who has the Super Turbo Team Tourney brackets, but I believe Mandel/Loki/??? won that.
EDIT: Fixed Mike K’s name.
** Yeah Me/Randy/Loki won the ST team tourney. The second place team was Billy/Sam/Taki or whatever his name was.**
Damn…I wanted to join that ST team tourny…but my peeps wanted to jet. Hopefully next time guys. Later.
Quick thanks and rundown of tourney for me:
- Portland guys are fun, good times in the house.
- Jason is funny as hell
- Peachy and the CvS2 gang are still cool
- Didnt get to drink in seattle
- Lanwerx is bomb
- Good bracket setup for CvS2, & tourney was nicely run
- Fun 4v4… you guys gotta come up here for our tourney and take the title back
- It was nice meeting the random guys like N-Ken, Murakumo, Stiltman and others.
- I slept in a closet
- I heard people complaining about RCing…
- ICD-3 is actually a pretty cool guy, shows what teh internet does to people… like me
- Props to Jon and Mai, you guys played pretty decent, i let edmonton down
- That chinese food sucked.
- The cops in the states are hardcore, you gotta like hide to smoke shit there.
- The chick that worked at Lanwerz was cute… but the babyblue sound crew picked her up after her shift.
- I’ll go back next year.
GG’s to all again, especially to fritz (so seriously no one video taped ANY cvs2 matches?
) oh well, been 4th really sucks because I got no prize money, and it was the best out of one match for that $40…lol (hey LTB, I thought you told me that I can get 10% of your prize money…lol j/k)
hey peachy, make it best 2 out of 3 or something next time when it comes to determine 3rd and 4th, and I will play s-groove with you…lol
LOL mirage is sucha fucking liar its not even funny. I dont care if anyone on SRK is my friend, I got REAL friends. Friends I drink with and chill with, and play poker with. You think what you say has any impact ?? hjahaha fucking chnk ass mother fucker thinks hes funny. HAHAahhaha
I never played JJ or mahir, but the one time i playd Jon he beat me. Big fucking deal u fucking asian faggot.
The point is, i’ll staple your nuts to a pad of paper when it comes to SF, im more interested in chilling with girls and getting loaded outa my mind like I am right now. I hope u had fun playing CvS2, I sure had a lot more fun getting piece :lol:
Heh, too good.
This whole thing with my name being written down as Kyo, and me being called Kyo in general needs to stop. It’s all Veteru’s fault.
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Sorry man, I thought it would have been best to do a 2/3 for your match against Mai, but when it is singles for the losers bracket the match you guys played should have only been one match like it was. Oh well, now that I know how long it takes to runa tournament of that size I can plan better next time. I look forward to playing your S groove if I have a chance, I will get owned though I suck against S groove… I suck against all grooves in general. :lol: