He didn’t really have it “hidden.”
And how the hell could he hear a knife?
He didn’t really have it “hidden.”
And how the hell could he hear a knife?
Nah, it was just a regular ol’ combat knife, and he just grabbed-and-stabbed.
Theoretically, Daredevil’s radar is sensitive enough to be able to detect objects on a person. Theoretically, Wolverine can’t get drunk. Theoretically, Doctor Doom’s armor should be able to withstand a sledgehammer. Theoretically, Captain America only has one fighting move: KICKING ASS. Theoretically, the Punisher can kill the entire Marvel Universe.
Well, he didn’t just wang him in the head with the sledge hammer and he died. He blew off most of his helmet, then hit him and hit him and hit him and hit him and hit him and hit him and then he died. And for Daredevil, Punisher would’ve had like 40 guns on him and probably 20 knives. He shouldn’t have been like “cmon buddy, knock it off” so the Punisher could just grab him and go “KNIFED BITCH!!!”
Yeah but see, I don’t quite remember him blowing off his helmet and using the hammer, just sorta tacked something on his fore head and he went down. All the cosmic stuff he comes in contact with and his encounters for Reed, and he can’t prepare for a damn EMP on his armor or its not strong enough? Bullshit…
DD and Frank have already fought in the real universe, short of completely whipping his ass, Frank had to use a high frequency device to put Daredevil down cause it wasn’t possible for him to land a punch. And DD gets knifed when he has successfully and fought AND held off a teleporting, mind-controlled Wolverine(See: Enemy of the State, Wolvy series)? More bullshit…
Thats just my inner comic nerd, but c’mon.:lame:
Wolvie gets really really drunk, and Punisher ends up fighting him, luring him into a power plant, then sticking his claw into some 100 jillion volt box, and leaves him there till he cooks into nothing.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure Batman pulled that shit on Superman already.
Yeah Supes is so broken and boring. Got the whole city of Metropolis power zapped into him and he brushes it off like a rash :xeye:
Which Superman comic is this?
along a similar vein, there is a classiv What If? from volume 2 I believe entitled “What If The Hulk Went Berserk?” where he basically kills all of the marvel heroes until I believe it’s Thor takes him down.
Actually, a good number of the magic guys in the DC universe fuck Superman up pretty bad. Mostly the Marvel family. Superman is just as vulnerable to magic as any other human in the DC universe. It’s why shit like having his throat cut by Diana’s tiara is ok, and why Captain Marvel can fuck him up like no tomorrow. Now LOBO, that guy is fucked up. He’s regenerated from a fucking atom.
–jedi//.
So does he kill, Warlock, Strange, Hulk?
I know Caption Atom is broken in DC also. Since Super Man and JL got there ass kicked by Monarch. And Caption Atom could only fight him.
^Captain Atom could fight the Monarch because he WAS the Monarach. At least he was originally suposed to be until they leaked secret and pulled Hawk out of there ass.
But old school Wolverine did have the ridiculous LOBO regenerative powers and could in fact be killed. Which is why I don’t mind him killed the way he was. In fact I enjoyed it.
DD dying to Frank is absurd. And after all the bodies that Frank left behind, DD would have probably killed him in a fight. Ol’ Papa Murdock’s boy will seriously stomp on folk he knows are danger to others or have been.
Camon now… basically the way Punisher kills a bunch of the characters is half serious and half poking fun at the nature of the characters.
Cmon. How many times has Tony Stark been hit and had his armor lock down on him? The only difference is that Doom also had his hands asploded when it went off.
But ya see, Daredevil’s an “I Love Everyone” pussy. He could’ve killed Punisher. He had him down and out and he could’ve just hit him with a cinder block and killed him and be the last living super-powered person on earth (until other mutants pop up, at least). But since Daredevil is a wimp who
Fallen Son
Won’t even let Wolverine work over Crossbones
he didn’t want to just play it safe and kill him. Much like his fight with Cap, he just won cuz the other people weren’t playing to win.
Well, the comic isn’t very new…it DID come out in 1995…though that’s somewhat new in comics years.
Sorry for bringing back the thread, though
What, that actually happened in Fallen Son? That doesn’t mean Daredevil is a wimp, though. It just means Jeph Loeb took some liberties in DD’s characterization when he wrote the comic. Or maybe it just means Loeb is a terrible writer.
YOU DECIDE
I love Garth Ennis. There are in fact several Ennis/Dillon pages stuck up on the walls of building 50 at Microsoft because they’re goddamn awesome, and when Ellis writes well, it’s better than anything anybody else has done. Clearly he hit the ball out of the park with Preacher (if you don’t like that, get off my planet) - one of the 20 Comics That Will Change Your Life. In damn fine company on that list. Hitman kicks all kinds of ass, even if it labors a bit in the middle. Punisher is brutal dark humor.
But Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe is an utter piece of garbage by almost any standard. Please skip this and go buy his “The Boys” instead. It’s about five times… ten times… INFINITY times better. Then if you still want to read Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe, don’t. Either read Marvel Zombies, Mark Waid’s Empire (awesome), Kid Miracleman’s attempt to get Miracleman’s attention in Miracleman 15, … there’s tons of better dark comics.
Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe just reads like a quick paycheck. He did it, his name is on it, it’s not good.
just read it and damn punisher is crazy…i liked it :tup:
i should read more comics and a big lol to spidey
spidey-why me?!
boom
punisher- cause somebody had to be a first
I must be the only person who thinks the Punisher should be dressed up in drag and sent to a prison.:looney:
Prepster, once you’ve mentioned Preacher in a Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe thread, it’s all over. There is no point in continuing this discussion because obviously Preacher is.
You get bonus points for namechecking Empire, too.