Serves her right ! :tup:
Story explains the names for the picture links
On my bed after the sexual thrashing I gave her
Her worn out after stuffing her with my canish
Her satisfied. I was infact the “best she’s ever had” Morman guys ain’t got shit on this.
Story on this bitch: I was working for a porn site. My boss had a lil sis. Not the best looking girl but def. hittable. And hit I did. Her name is Ary. I call her hAiRY. Self explanitory. 
Anyways. I met her at her bros (my boss’s) party. I knew their family was Morman but at the time was clueless to how brainwashed they really were. Fast foward to us meeting and starting a “relationship” I guess you could call it.
Wasn’t really one. The whole time I get stories from her saying even though she was in love with me, she couldn’t be with me or she wouldn’t recieve her “blessings” the prophet promised her. Also she wouldn’t be able to get married in their temple (which to her was THE ULTIMATE BLESSING, why I don’t know). All because I’m not Morman and not a member of their church. All while fucking and sucking me off the very next minute after telling me this.
Also like Deathscythe’s bitch, she also forgot to bath regularly. Or atleast wash in the places that counted. But pussy is pussy. You don’t think about shit like that when your supposubly “in love” though. Oh and underneath that fake religious exteriour, was a dominatrix in the making. I’m talkin 'bout hair pullin, ass slappin, biting, throwing kinda shit. In her words, “I’m afraid of trying the whole dominatrix thing. With the wips and all, 'cuz I’m afraid I might like it. And that’s bad.”
Anywho, after a couple times of her dissing me for guys from her church she had “dreams” about that were “signs from God” I said, fuck that bitch. As much as she swallowed (and I’m not saying this cuz I hate her, she really did swallow) I had finally had it. She had me on an emotional rollercoaster for a year and a half and I finally realized it wasn’t going anywhere.
Backlash from the whole boss’s sister thing though. He found out I was banging his sis (anyone working for him was warned to stay away from her) and tried to hack my shit. All he ended up doing was talkin smack and making a fake Myspace page of me. So I made one of her. Pretty much just dissing her, showing AIM longs of the sex talks we had. Without those AIM logs, I probably wouldn’t have been able to prove I fucked her. BUT, the Batman inside me thought ahead, and saved them all.
The bitch tried to DENY everying and said I WAS MAKING IT ALL UP! The nerve of that skank! So the AIM logs came out. She saw, boss saw, game over bitch. No faking 30+AIM logs of fuck talk. Crying ensued (on her end). She threw up for days cuz she’s a drama queen. The bitch even tried to keep talkin to me about a week after all this bs asking if I really cared, and that she’s depressed blah blah. Whatever, you brought it on yourself you selfish bitch. Fuck that. Long story short, fuck Mormans.
roflmao
this thread totally delivers
Too good. Scythe, you made my day/night wuth that post. Kakarotte too. I’ll post my ex and the story soon.
…This thread motherfucking DELIVERS!
The truth isn’t out there… the truth is found right here!
sweet jesus…i love srk for shit like this.
Did the two of you just hang out at fastfood joints? Cause I once took a first date to Burger King cause the girl was being a bitch when I picked her up at her house :wgrin:
OWNED!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/lifestar5/684734822_l.jpg
http://lestoil.net/bc/humpty/humpty.jpg
lollers :] couldnt resist
Here’s two of my ex’s
Patricia
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g181/Shadowfire_photos/patricia.jpg
During our 2nd year she got very immature and doesn’t like going out very much but loves to stay home all the time. She wasn’t fun anymore. After 2 years with her time to cut her off.
Reiko
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g181/Shadowfire_photos/r.jpg
I went out with her for 8 months. I met her at the college I use to work at. It was a good relationship but she had to go back to Japan. She didn’t want to do the long distance relationship and so did I. We still talk once in a blue moon though.
Everybody knows girls are fucked up, but does anyone know why? Is there some root reason in society that just makes them all fucked up, or lets them act crazy?
Us guys
DUH!:rolleyes:
According to them WE are the crazy ones. :looney:
Ain’t that the truth. We could just be sitting there doing nothing and shit just goes wrong for no reason.
And there is NOTHING worse than when a fucking broad comes asking that fucking “Am I fat?” question. That shit is the worst. Its like the final question on Jeopardy. You’ve done everything you can to make it to the final round. EVERYTHING. Got her a gift of something she liked. You’ve take her out. Paid dinner and movie mind you. You do everything. But, that fucking “Am I fat?” shit? That shit is like the trick question. Either yes or no can mean doom for you. ESPECIALLY if the bitch has some low self esteem issues. And theres nothing worse than when a girl doesn’t put out when you know you need some. You know how many times I had to come home to surf for some porn just because the bitch wouldn’t give me any? And this is referring to the ex gf.
Even though some would say that high maintenence chicks are the worst at times, I think they’re a benefit because when they look good they know they look good. Plus, if they’ve got the body they don’t go asking the trick question: “Am I fat?”
an old conversation with an ex
Her: “Do I look fat in this?” turns around
Me: debates for a second "No, you don’t."
Her: "YOU’RE LYING! Look me in the face and say that."
Me: looks her in the face "No, you DON’T."
Her: "See, you’re not being serious. Tell me the truth."
Me: “Okay, fine…you look…a LITTLE bigger in that.” tries to tech-roll "…but bigger in a GOOD way."
Her: "You’re not supposed to say that!!"
Me: “But you asked!”
And hot high-maintenance low self-esteem girls are the worst drama queens EVER. I don’t think I could EVER get back into the dating game again. Fuck that. If I ever get divorced, that’s it.
what you trying to say son ???
Sitting here drinking and re-reading this thread and I decided to google the name of my latest ex (dumb bitch in the photos I posted). Lo and behold this pic popped up Flat ass.
I am a southern boy… The ass is a must.
What was I thinking?
Jesus H. Christ what in the hell was I thinking… -_-
P.S. I realize that both of those girls have no ass… My ex. is the flat assed ho on the left.
Man…this was wifey back in the day…i wish it still was but for the wrong reasons…
note to self and everyone don’t ever go out with relatives friend, i.e. that’s your cousins homegirl
Damn prophet, that girl is like exactly the type of girl I fall for… Looks up at the post I made abover yours… Shakes head and still wonders what I was thinking
All jokes aside those pictures are of a very attractive girl… Shit must have been fucked up for real.
I love dark haired women (like raven black hair).