Azrael:
Hiromi -
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y105/LordAzrael/Az/uglytruth.jpg
Shallow, immature, and selfish. Was a black hole for my time and money. She spent 5 nights a week at my place, and complained if I ever wanted to go see friends. Dragged me along shopping for hours but wouldn’t dare come with me into an arcade, even if I laid a trail of Gucci bags outside. We broke up when I found out what a horrible whore she was. To top it all off, she was a dead fish sexually too. Try waking up to what’s on the right 5 times a week. Plus, the image on the left took 90+ minutes to fabricate, so she was always late, and if I tried to cal her on it then she’d get mad at me for getting mad at her. We’re not on speaking terms - if I ever saw this bitch in the street I’d give her a running kick to the cunt. Which she probably wouldn’t even feel because she’s that much of a whore.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH good laugh! :tup:
is it just me, or are her eyebrows missing in the 2nd picture. Looks like she photoshopped her eyes or something.
edit: looks like it was already pointed out, doh.
Azrael:
Hiromi -
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y105/LordAzrael/Az/uglytruth.jpg
Shallow, immature, and selfish. Was a black hole for my time and money. She spent 5 nights a week at my place, and complained if I ever wanted to go see friends. Dragged me along shopping for hours but wouldn’t dare come with me into an arcade, even if I laid a trail of Gucci bags outside. We broke up when I found out what a horrible whore she was. To top it all off, she was a dead fish sexually too. Try waking up to what’s on the right 5 times a week. Plus, the image on the left took 90+ minutes to fabricate, so she was always late, and if I tried to cal her on it then she’d get mad at me for getting mad at her. We’re not on speaking terms - if I ever saw this bitch in the street I’d give her a running kick to the cunt. Which she probably wouldn’t even feel because she’s that much of a whore.
Gawd DAMN.
The mental imagery is killing me - I’ve seen you post your picture here on SRK, and I’m just thinking of this this big black dude run up out of nowhere and kick that chick right square in the box.
I win the monster competition. And by I win, I obviously mean, I lose big time.
–Jay SnyderViscant@aol.com
The stories I’ve read… :sad:
whities should not cosplay battle royale, or any live action asian thing (j-rock included)
And they’re all true. Some of them are even abridged to protect what remains of my pride. There are actually monster stories so awful that I never told SRK.
–Jay SnyderViscant@aol.com
can someone direct me to the entire viscant cosplay story, is it written down somewhere? I’m damn curious after hearing about it so much
damn that’s a psycho bitch :nunchuck:
Here is a picture of my ex and me at a fucking ATL Hawks game.
Let me mention that I have never once talked about basketball the entire time she was my GF. Not one goddamn time. All I talked about in terms of sports was college football (GA Bulldogs to be exact). Yet this dumb bitch wanted to treat me to a basketball game (fucking ATL hawks… O_o) for my birthday.
Don’t I look excited.
Dumb bitch.
She looks like the ‘orly’ owl.
swerve
June 8, 2006, 12:37pm
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Lantis
June 8, 2006, 12:43pm
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This is the third time I ask you to PM me those blasted nekkid pix, so cough 'em up, Japanese homeboy! :mad:
Here is a picture of my ex and me at a fucking ATL Hawks game.
Let me mention that I have never once talked about basketball the entire time she was my GF. Not one goddamn time. All I talked about in terms of sports was college football (GA Bulldogs to be exact). Yet this dumb bitch wanted to treat me to a basketball game (fucking ATL hawks… O_o) for my birthday.
Yeah, damn man…I salute you. It would be better to go to a gay pride parade rather than an ATL Hawks game. Fuck that shit…
OK, first we have the Yuna staff, now we have…the pickaxe? What is wrong with you?! :looney:
Azrael
June 8, 2006, 2:31pm
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You never saw them?
Well, I’m still in Thailand at the moment, so you’re going to have to wait. …Oh hit up Ducky, I think he still has them. …Or check to see if there’s still an active torrent for them on Empornium. …I’m not kidding.
Ranma
June 8, 2006, 5:40pm
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Orly owl… I don’t get it.
The power of make up will never cease to amaze me. I wonder what was your reaction when you discovered her “real” face.
:wow:
I’ll get the rest of the Exs
Ex # II
One on the right
Native canadian, good figure, great hair…but, she lied…alot. And she was an escort…
…that went well.
…as for AZ, yeah, I feel your pain, SRK brother.
Man o man do I have Ex’s and stories but I’d need my own damned thread.
Good thing the scientists at #srkgd fill in the blanks very accurately with cutting edge metro-technology.
OC
Especially the one where you inserted your penis into the foul beasts’ vagina.
edit:
I got the pic of az’s ex topless somewhere in my email I think.
:tdown: :mad: :nunchuck: