Kotaku wrote an article saying how platinum games is clueless when it comes to steam, valve, and pc gaming. The title even calls PG clueless. Kamiya calls them douchebags and laughs at a tweet that called them journalist. Luke Plunkett who works for kotaku asks him if he read the article. Which he then responds by telling Luke to Eat Shit. Which is a perfectly reasonable response.

Kotaku does just spew diarrhea out of the mouths all for pageviews, which is the norm for the entire Gawker media network.

Anarchy reigns for evo 2013 lets fuckin go

Hilarious.

Sorry, doesn’t qualify for Player’s Choice.

i know i was just making a joke thats all.

Kamiya ain’t gonna take shit from a bunch of fucking nobodies. Nigga and P* are the only one’s pulling their weight in Japan. Except for Kojima, he know’s what he’s doin. Same goes for the Big N’, they know how to play it safe. From Software is doing a pretty good job too.

So why the fuck are dweebs berating Japanese games again?

I know…but I got slightly hyped before I rechecked the list and sadfaced.

God damn Onkie is fun to play as favorite character so far.

I just put in 3 and a half hours into Survival mode with a friend on XBL. You reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally gotta manage your time in Survival, it’s ten waves and I swear we get to the last wave with only 2 minutes to spare… and then fail it.

Worst feeling in the world.

That’s weird, I played it once with randoms and beat it with 3 minutes to spare. We got the one that ends with the Kraken.

I’m up to Rank 8 atm, Sasha’s been so good to me I don’t think I can do her dirty and pick other characters on the side. Just unlocked Dougie2fresh too, I think I’ll keep playing her until I get Zero at rank 10.

So apparently a lot of the Gamestop codes are fucked, including the one I got.

As much as I would hope this is a wake-up call for shuffling around content already made to different companies in the US whereas the UK and Japan gets all of it fairly easily, money does talk.

Dolla Dolla bills y’all!

I need Onkie combos my bros.

H, L, f+L, L, L, delayed L, KWL, KWL, KWL.

Thats is the only combo you need with Oinkie.

What you want to do with him is look for way to pull off KWH, on the ground, charged, or in the air.

KWL in the air is also good if you just want to end someone on their last bit of life quickly.

What are all these? H? L? KWL?

H = Heavy, triangle on PS3
L = Light, square on PS3
KW = Killer Weapon, hold down L2 (then press light or heavy to attack).

I hope this isn’t too forward but WHAT THE FUCK have you been doing that I haven’t been? Wow I guess I just suck because I always got timed out online. Me and my pal (+ 1 random) would even try to ration our Rampage and use it for bigger enemies and try to team up on certain dudes to save time, and still make it to wave 10 with only like 2 minutes left. This is disheartening, lol…

Lol. Thanks Pterodactyl after I posted that it clicked in my mind what they were.
I found
H, L, F+L, l , l , l, Delayed, L, H, KWH. Seems to work.

Are you sure? did you set the NPC to auto roll?

Is there a strong wiki for this game yet? Also…

Yeah I don’t think I got a Bayonetta code unless unlocking the two extra game types also unlocks Bayonetta.