WTF? Ranch is fucking amazing on pizza. And no, non of that hidden valley bullshit white kids like. Buttermilk all the fucking way. And excuse me for likeing spice on my food, shit I always put tabasco on that shit even if its drowning in jalapenos already. Its like you can read what ethnicity somebody is just by there remarks.
Pineapple with bbq base pizza oh mai ghad
specs
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If you’re in Alberta, these guys will make you question your so-called pizza tiers.
Olive and pineapple are great on a pizza together, great combination of sweet to offset the olive and pepperoni.
My top tier choice I would have to say is mushroom. Any pizza tastes s million times better to me with mushrooms.
Mushrooms are one of the foods higher in glutamates. Glutamates trigger the 5th taste (what people call umami) which is best described as unctuous.
tali
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seriously no one does the combo, green bell pepper, onion,ground beef, BBQ sauce on top, chili flakes and extra tomato sauce on bottom?
Pertho
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Nigga try me, you are going to guess wrong and come out looking a bitch. Tabasco is weird though; I see people put that on everything. My girlfriend swears by hash browns with tabasco.
But really with the ranch? All you are doing is drowning the taste of the slice in something thick and unnecessary.
El_Maiz
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Italian Sausage isn’t secret top tier, just misunderstood.
Black olives, on the other hand, need a health nerf.
Tell me about it, I live in South Carolina!
Salad Sauce.
Im going to assume your hispanic, only becasue I remeber reading something you wrote in spanish. the whole nigga thing doesn’t help. But ive yet to meet a black person that likes ranch on pizza.
ranch in moderation is really good, because it adds enough taste with out compromising texture. you should try french fries and tabasco.
specs
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I subscribe to Epic Meal Time logic: the best pizza toppings are Big Macs, Baconators, and more bacon.
I loathe those guys just like I loathe Paula Dean.
Good food is about balance.
I don’t know what that shit is - but it’s not food.
It’s hilarious is what it is.
Pepperoni, sausage, hot sauce, and ranch are my faves on pizza.
Everything is my favourite pizza topping! 
Depends on which kind. White button mushrooms are about as good for that as ryu DP assist is for reversal in MvC3.
Truffle - Haggar lariat, owns everything, including yourself when overused
Chantrelle - Ammy Cold Star, stands up strong against big beefy things
Oyster - Dante Jam Session, can pretend it’s something it isn’t (once cooked), big and tall
Shiitake - LeiLei Senpu Bu, needs some preparation before it’s good
Cremini - Sentinel Drones, really versatile but the truth is usually people just spam it
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I was keeping it simple.
Let’s talk about the really confrontational part of pizza: Frozen grocery store product.
What’s your weapon, because there is decent stuff considering the source.
Cryoh
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Are we talking about good frozen pizzas, or good frozen ingredients for pizza?
This is some advanced pizza theory discussion.
Pertho
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Mind = Blown. I’m barely starting to put in work with Portobellos; can’t see myself working on the others yet. Only thing wrong with your post is the use of MvC3 assists. :nono:
DiGiorno ain’t bad for the price. Luckily though, one of the italian restaurants is big enough to where they make pizzas and deliver them uncooked to one of the super market chains. Only problem is that I can’t get a good crispy crust on them, otherwise they are pretty alright.
. . . I’m so confused… Gonna have to start my pie game in a couple of weeks. Abandonist is gonna have to give a clinic on that cheese selection; specifically wondering whether or not a pizza with pepper jack as the cheese could work.
