Pizza Topping Tier List

kkslider · 2011-08-21T10:43:14.000Z

It’s not practical to tier toppings, It’s the combination of toppings and topping synergy that makes top tiered pizza. Pineapple and spinach might be considered low-tiered to some, but a good pineapple or spinach assist can create a topping medley with potential to body a lot of boring ass drab cheese or pepperoni pizza any day.

abandonist · 2011-08-21T11:16:51.000Z

Pineapple is bringing sweetness and acid to the party, but I can get those assists from honey in the dough, and a sprinkle of sherry vinegar on a pie with superior toppings.

pedoviejo · 2011-08-21T12:07:21.000Z

Pertho:

Its like you can read somebody’s join date just by the toppings they like.

Pineapple can never be tops because it only really works with ham. Even then Pineapple/Ham are like a poor person’s version of Strider/Doom. I don’t know, like Iceman/Juggernaut or some shit. No idea what the fuck is it with people being all over Jalapeños in this thread; its like suddenly this thread got invaded by the border towns. Suddenly all of you are going to start claiming ranch on pizza as “Godlike” as opposed to “Barflike.”

No idea what Golfguden is talking about but he is dropping some money on his pies. Suddenly the bourgeoisie want to make pies. Don’t know how I feel about this.

WTF? Ranch is fucking amazing on pizza. And no, non of that hidden valley bullshit white kids like. Buttermilk all the fucking way. And excuse me for likeing spice on my food, shit I always put tabasco on that shit even if its drowning in jalapenos already. Its like you can read what ethnicity somebody is just by there remarks.

Smexy_Millz · 2011-08-21T20:24:19.000Z

Pineapple with bbq base pizza oh mai ghad

specs · 2011-08-21T20:49:37.000Z

If you’re in Alberta, these guys will make you question your so-called pizza tiers.

EcKo_Zero_Cool · 2011-08-21T20:52:28.000Z

chesse needs a nerf

its so fucking good !

Negaduck · 2011-08-21T20:52:53.000Z

Olive and pineapple are great on a pizza together, great combination of sweet to offset the olive and pepperoni.

My top tier choice I would have to say is mushroom. Any pizza tastes s million times better to me with mushrooms.

abandonist · 2011-08-21T21:00:18.000Z

Mushrooms are one of the foods higher in glutamates. Glutamates trigger the 5th taste (what people call umami) which is best described as unctuous.

tali · 2011-08-21T21:31:32.000Z

seriously no one does the combo, green bell pepper, onion,ground beef, BBQ sauce on top, chili flakes and extra tomato sauce on bottom?

Pertho · 2011-08-21T23:02:24.000Z

pedoviejo:

WTF? Ranch is fucking amazing on pizza. And no, non of that hidden valley bullshit white kids like. Buttermilk all the fucking way. And excuse me for likeing spice on my food, shit I always put tabasco on that shit even if its drowning in jalapenos already. Its like you can read what ethnicity somebody is just by there remarks.

Nigga try me, you are going to guess wrong and come out looking a bitch. Tabasco is weird though; I see people put that on everything. My girlfriend swears by hash browns with tabasco.

But really with the ranch? All you are doing is drowning the taste of the slice in something thick and unnecessary.

El_Maiz · 2011-08-21T23:06:10.000Z

Italian Sausage isn’t secret top tier, just misunderstood.
Black olives, on the other hand, need a health nerf.

abandonist · 2011-08-21T23:06:48.000Z

Tell me about it, I live in South Carolina!

Salad Sauce.

pedoviejo · 2011-08-21T23:31:37.000Z

Pertho:

Nigga try me, you are going to guess wrong and come out looking a bitch. Tabasco is weird though; I see people put that on everything. My girlfriend swears by hash browns with tabasco.

But really with the ranch? All you are doing is drowning the taste of the slice in something thick and unnecessary.

Im going to assume your hispanic, only becasue I remeber reading something you wrote in spanish. the whole nigga thing doesn’t help. But ive yet to meet a black person that likes ranch on pizza.

ranch in moderation is really good, because it adds enough taste with out compromising texture. you should try french fries and tabasco.

specs · 2011-08-22T01:11:42.000Z

I subscribe to Epic Meal Time logic: the best pizza toppings are Big Macs, Baconators, and more bacon.

abandonist · 2011-08-22T02:20:09.000Z

I loathe those guys just like I loathe Paula Dean.
Good food is about balance.
I don’t know what that shit is - but it’s not food.

Radiantsilvergun3 · 2011-08-22T02:29:56.000Z

It’s hilarious is what it is.

Sensei_Rouzu · 2011-08-22T02:36:39.000Z

Pepperoni, sausage, hot sauce, and ranch are my faves on pizza.

deadfrog · 2011-08-22T02:38:11.000Z

Everything is my favourite pizza topping!

KarnovKarnov · 2011-08-23T07:33:05.000Z

abandonist:

Mushrooms are one of the foods higher in glutamates. Glutamates trigger the 5th taste (what people call umami) which is best described as unctuous.

Depends on which kind. White button mushrooms are about as good for that as ryu DP assist is for reversal in MvC3.

Truffle - Haggar lariat, owns everything, including yourself when overused
Chantrelle - Ammy Cold Star, stands up strong against big beefy things
Oyster - Dante Jam Session, can pretend it’s something it isn’t (once cooked), big and tall
Shiitake - LeiLei Senpu Bu, needs some preparation before it’s good
Cremini - Sentinel Drones, really versatile but the truth is usually people just spam it

abandonist · 2011-08-23T08:02:23.000Z

<3 <3 <3

I was keeping it simple.

Let’s talk about the really confrontational part of pizza: Frozen grocery store product.

What’s your weapon, because there is decent stuff considering the source.