foreskin,
FYI.
what’s good with some 3s today?
where’s some shit happenin?
This Hail Storm is severely limiting.
seriously, fuck this weather. i don’t wanna go nowhere this weekend.
ggpo!!!
for the win
fuck your internet…practice marvel!
Fuck this snowstorm, not only did i dig my mom’s car out of the place it was stuck at but i got on a fucking bus only to have it get stuck a block after my house. Fuck, this, snow.
Why couldn’t mother nature have like, tried to do hailstorm and gotten the garbage typhoon instead.
i dug my mom’s car out at 3pm only to have to dig it out again at 8 pm
it’s fucking stupid, i have to dig it out tomorrow morning too.
ps. daylight savings time is whack.
My roommate’s car had about an inch or two of snow on it last night. He figured he wouldn’t dig it out cause of the snowstorm incoming.
24 hours later and I can barely see the thing. Like, a strip of blue just under the passenger windows about a foot high. The top has at least 8 inches of snow on it, and the snow on the ground goes up a foot and a half (though snowplows contributed to that.)
Winter is bullshit. So is this retarded new daylight savings, what happened to it being in April?
Fun times…
Just now I came back from digging out our car, thanks to my bro trying to get into our street… had to park it somewhere further and then trekked back in this beautiful spring morning…
I like living downtown in an apartment building. No shovelling, easy access to all my needs, and lots of hot chicks :amazed:
Stop chumpetizing yourself
Napalm Kids Guide to Being Friendly (And Making Friends)
by Napalm Kid
**Tip#1 **If you are meeting someone new, or are speaking to an associate, and they feel inclined to complain about something, it is a good idea to try to comfort them in a limited and respectful fashion. Here are some examples for you to try:
Wow that really sucks man. Stay indoors and treat yourself to some soup. You’re right. Fuck the snow.
A bad response would have been
haha you live in Canada and you have to deal with snow! LOL I lived in California and we had the SUN every single day. I swear! A cloudy day was interesting. LOL but I never had to shovel shit just to drive somewhere.
You see? The person is complaining because they are not feeling happy and you have taken attention away from them and made the conversation about you. Having nothing more to contribute, the person you are trying to befriend will have nothing to say.
Here are some other bad examples
“haha look at the fag with the shovel. Shovel MORE shovel-bitch!”
"I like living downtown in an apartment building. No shovelling, easy access to all my needs, and lots of hot chicks "
“Cool man! Will you shovel my drive-way next?”
Will there be future installments of the Napalm Kids Guide to Being Friendly (And Making Friends)
Possibly!
All the hot chicks in the world can’t help you when you couldn’t get laid with Trump’s chequebook onhand.
MORE shovelling today… oh God I’m jonesing for beasting so hard it’s horrible. And XSF is probably still broken anyways.
Karbage.
Just get it over with then!:woot:
Heh, thats nothing of what i had to go through last night. Lets just say I did the “ryu” for 1 hour and got some cop pissed at me.
Do you Ryu?