Philly police hot on the heels of "Swiss Cheese Masturbator"

You can beat the meat, but the cheese will please.

Think about this story the next time you have a meat and cheese pizza.

Once he gets caught, he’s going to be in a bleu mood.

Several days late on this but just to provide some resolution, The big cheese was finally apprehended:

Good thing they caught him, the Philly cheese was at stake after all.

‘Lactose Incompetent’ shut this thread down before it even started

Looks like he’s gonna get a different kind of cheese in a different private area in prison.