Next week I had sex with some irradiated goats until I contracted good autism, then went on to win SvB, SBO and EVO easily due to my savant abilities, then Biff stole my prima guide and went back to 1955 to stop the nuclear tests on that farm, creating a paradox that threw me back through time.
It’s a videogame, who cares.
I am allergic to energy drinks, anything caffeinated and weak to medicines. So, people that play me in a tournament can rest assured that I beat them fair. Probably why I will never win a respectable tournament.
Oh please. Don’t say that after the ass-kicking you handed me the other night. 
A+, will read again
Drugs? man, our game has a stage with people shooting up in the scenery man, shit is hard fucking kore, like meth addicts shooting up and shit in an alley as it’s raining at night.
I don’t think it makes enough difference in fighting games to really care about.
I like to play with a few drinks in me though.
LOL me too! A++
Still laughing at this.
I’m all for it; if by “performance enhancing drugs” you mean deodorant.
Seriously. They sell it at the supermarket. Same place you get the Red Bull.
actually not using deodorant and smelling like raw sewage is a tatic used by some players
whats people’s grip about shooting up and juicing it to the max before a major tournament anyways?
I usually like to down a 40 before tournies. You thought I was random before, check me out playin backwards.
Online warriors, assemble!
I once played in a final for a small ‘tournament’ with 40 people behind me. The adrenaline is great and I can imagine players who play actual tournaments in finals with hundreds of people behind them and a huge screen in front of them, wanting to find a drug for that pressure.
Trying to be a little more serious But I wouldn’t like the idea of players that would actually use that kind of stuff. I admire some of the stuff tournament players pull of, to think that wouldn’t be 100% their ‘skills’ would be too bad.
/serious Although I would encourage a side tournament of ‘SSFIV on coke’.
The only drug that matters…
is ENZYTE!!!
Because even if you lose, you’ll still feel like a winner.
…for a while.
:lovin:
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lmfao my nigga
I remember first seeing Alex Valle in some grainy Alpha 3 vid years ago, and he kinda looked and dressed like somebody involved in the cocaine trade.
Modern day Evo must be awash with cans of Red Bull (I know I sure need my taurine fix for heavy XBL sessions!), but I wonder what the Japanese are on, or into, if anything?
I assumed he meant sitting alone in his car before a tourney, then walking right in and shaking peoples hands and exchanging pleasantries.
right after getting some? I don’t care if it was just a blowjob, mother fucker better wash his hands first
at next big tournament they should do a fun competition on sf4 where each round you need to take another drug.
1st round 10 shots
2nd round 10 bongs
etc…