Never knew that
The death thing is done by “Service Corporation International” who own an excess of 3823 funeral homes, 523 cemetaries and 198 crematoriums… And Americans spent $100 billion on fast food last year alone compared with $6 billion in 1970…Sick, no wonder why we’re all so fat!
Why is this thread still living?!
That’s a good question Hyper. But I have no answer. 
This thread is just how Hassan and i communicate these days…Everyone else…is pretty much too busy for us…with the life thing and all…
Yo, Hassan, you wanna have a guys night out one night? You, Sheed, Jarrett, Jamal, Dan, Brian, Will McC, hey, even Vic too if he wants to come along with Jarrett and Will? Tru, Billy, Alex, and Saroyth, hope you guys wanna come if you still check this thead…
Guys night out will probably mean hitting up a strip joint again… Or we can hit up a restaurant/bar.
GUYS NIGHT OUT, GUYS NIGHT OUT!!! Bacardi, your date just got better looking.
Sounds interesting…
Yo, I have some serious news…
A girl I know is pregnant…You know her from last year…She was one of the stuck up HRT bitches I used to mess with… Her name started with a Q…And you know of whom I speak of…
So anyway, she goes down to N. Carolina, hickville for school, tells me shes not messin with anyone and she misses me, blah blah, blah, trick ass mark, mark ass trick, scip-skag, hoe heffer scallowag bullshit and so I believe her thinking this time, I might actually win at life and celebrate with a victory gin or something…So anyway, a friend of hers calls me up and says she’s 3 months pregnant (She’s not so great looking , I mean I only caught feelings for her after she said she had cancer and I imagined my life without her and ohh by the way, she didn’t have cancer. She lied and insulted me because as most of you know I had it and went through most of high school without much hair and good health…) So, my gripe is she didn’t have to lie to me, she had nothing to gain and I’ve been sitting here most of the year heart broken because she left… I can’t help but laff and angrily…
I e-mailed her a few times after I found out. I was nice and didn’t mention it and I spoke of my life and ramblings…Then i gave her the acid… I brung up the kid, her ugly ass boyfriend and how her child will be born a bastard, etc, etc…You all know me, I enjoy tearing into peoples weaknesses once I’ve been done wrong… And consequently she e-mailed me back and tried to tear my heart out which she has done successfully, I might say at that.
So, I pose a hypothetical to you all…(Especially the ones who read and never respond.) Why do bad things…happen to me?? I mean, could it be because of my brain…When you read entirely too much during the course of a lifetime you increase your own order by 200 fold per book(depending on the book) and you consequently increase the disorder of the universe by 200000000(again, depending on the book) million times. So is this a product of that… Can I possible read so much that I’m causing my own bad fortune by increasing the disorder of the universe?
But I suppose these things happen…
But Q will find out the hard way…the very very hard hard way…that you don’t fuck with Oz…And you never, ever have the last laff…Pitiful human wench…She has no idea of how much I can ruin her life and her history… I can erase her financially, I can erase her emotionally and I can erase those she holds dearest from knowing her… But on the other hand, will I want to be remembered as Oz the tyrant…Or Oz the merciful and kind? (to quote Gladiatior if i may?)
What if I do turn my head and walk away and act as if this never happened? Do i forget it all, walk away, forget everything I knew and start all over again…? No. I have done that too many times.(and to no avail…) She will feel my pain…She will know my suffering… And she will know of the things I can do and have done to anyone whom I please to…
I’m leaving this place…SRK, Philly…I need a very long vacation because I can’t trust myself with my own life…You will not see me on aim, A1 and nor the usual spots that I do… I need to get away and learn to look forward to something… I wasted 2 years of my life on that person and I can;t forgive myself for being dopped so badly…However, I may be back someday, I mean, school does start in september…Good day and good night…
Oz… she already has…
I’ll miss ya Oz…
Hassan Sinanan - IQ 150; SAT 1440
Maybe I should have consulted my brain before such impetuous decision… Hassan, i appreciate the gesture but no need for it…And your right she has felt me pain…
Last night, I went out with a friend and a cousin just cruising and we wound up in a bar near campus… I was quiet most of the night and as you guys know, thats not me. I’m usually the obnoxious life of the party most. Soon enough, I had enough of everyone asking, walked out, let out the wildish, loudest hell of a shriek that I had ever let out and walked back into the bar, told my story, got drunk and YES, I found respect in something, I HAVE A RESPECT FOR BEER! (I feel like John Nash) Well, I wasn’t so drunk really, not like some people were, just tipsy…
And my cousin suggested something I was kind of thinking… He asked if I knew where she lived in philly and of course i do so I said yes and what are you proposing? We drove up to her place (her grandparents house) and Mosun (my cousin) handed me a brick and told me to throw it and it’ll make me feel better.
He thought I would throw it on the ground but without hesitation I just chucked it as hard as I could… I had no idea I was going to do it, I just did it… And I felt so good (and there were 3 of us there at the time) and we all just started chucking stones at her house and took off…
Never ever, have I ever felt so vindicated and never ever, was Socrates more right then at that moment of time…
Oz - nothing holds any meaning, raging alcoholic, occasional drug addict and damn proud of it.
Yeah!! OZ is back!! :lol: 
Why are the only ones who posts here? 
I don’t know and I doubt anyone cares…:lol: Hassan, when are you getting hitched/thrown in prison/married? I wanna throw your ass a bachelor party and teach all my respect for beer! Plus I have to remind you of, your so young and have so much to live for!!! :lol:
Anyway, I’m on the verge of buying a car… 2-door 99 accord…I wouldn’t go for 2000 or higher because all the work I’m going to put put into the car is going to make it worth some money and hopefully I can trade it in for a BMW or something in a year…
So far, I know I have the funds for aerospoiler, wing (price couple ways), intake, exhaust, DRUELING, body kit, super street tags and get this… Gold/ (I REFUSE TO CALL IT CHAMPAGNE )spell? paint job,gold seats and the gold tint!
Too Good…I have my experience in a body shop and my sisters best friend is gonna help me out with what I haven’t done…
Mary said that you or Jarrett was going to throw me a bachelor party. I guess she was right, as usual… :lol:
although I dont want to get one, I might as well let my peeps enjoy themselves on my behalf… Oh yeah!!!
I just came back from South Carolina and seen some of the “black country folk” down there. It was fun and their accent was great. Im from the streets biatch!! That’s what me and my bro was saying down there. They was like “WTF!?!” But they cool and they do listen to rap down there. I also got some fireworks to light a fucking city block. East side bloods!! (Uhh… dont say that in SP)
Well people, Im horny as shit right now, so imma get some ass now. See ya peoples
Holla at cha boi early!!
–Hassan
P.S.: Mary says hi, im in between those legs now!! Oh yeah!!! :evil:
Eww:eek:
Haha, you watch too much Dave Chappelle :lol:
remember the girl with the baby in her ass…He’s like “I got weed for you niggah! Just tap her ass twice and I’ll come out!”
And I’m between…KIM LORN’S LEGS!!!
Hahha, joking… Her breath stinks anyway.
Kim Lorn’s breath is like a chicken pot pie…Every time she opens her mouth Fred comes out!
Damn dude…
Kim is one of my best female friends, well now she is
The other females that are not mentioned in this post are a buncha haytas… fuck that noise
Kim is one of my friends too… Thats why I poke fun. Well not to mention she is a liar of sorts…HAHA :bluu: <-- Try to figure out what that one means…
And whats a friend to Oz? You forget so soon? :lol: :lol: :lol: :mad:
In so many ways I’m like Richard…I never wanted to admit it but it seems as if I have no choice… Human contact does zilch, nadda, caput for me and my personal gain… I could always care less of what people say about me…And now, I find myself not even calling my friends anymore… Ohh well, fuck do I care. dual wave partical accelerate that shit.
HAHAHAHAHA :lol:
I did a 6 minute informative speech on how a particle accelerator works and what does it do
Man, Im a nerd sometimes…
haha, OK!!!:lol: Thats cool, i suppose…
Man you know what else? Kim Lorn’s breast stunk too!
:lol:
How the hell would you know Asfand!?
Funny you should ask…SIKE!!!
I’m just messin around but it was funny looking at her whenever you would run into her…She was the only girl in that school whose breasts were pointed out like torpedoes…And it was funny how every spring she would be as flat as a board again…Cough cough STUFFS HER BRA, cough cough…And of course this will come back to haunt me but what the hell do i care? Ohh and plus, just guy talk