hey everybody,
it has been a long time since I posted I just got a new job at Toys R’ Us just so I could make more money than most of you 
it sucks being poor i know
anyways I’m throwing a surprise party for myself and you are all invited. Please bring a gift. I will post more later with my address and and phone number. pm me if you are coming and I will give you directions. Ehsan if you are coming bring another ps2
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fuck why did the 1st one miss… that one looked like it had “nose explosion” written all over it
EDIT:
NIGGA MADE A PIZZA!
ARGH!!! WHY DID THAT MISS!!!:mad:
The aim was perfect. Bush is just all matrix.
myles i have one of your wiimotes, i will bring it back asap
It is bound to happen to anyone that steps foot in Arabia, and Bush is no exception to the laws of probability
I have dodged many a sandal and shoe
In Arabia, it’s how we say ‘Fuck you’
my new sig:rofl:
“As you see, this shit goes all the way to the back. This aint no front shit.”
Wow, this guy’s serious
masterful
fucking masterful
tell me more!
lol w/e that’s almost as funny as the goat that sacked Mugabe
My hurricane is better…
I dunno what other cultures do to their children when they misbehave… time out, grounded, whatever. As children when you really fuck up, we don’t stick around. We get the fuck out of the house, and its that process of escaping to the streets where you have to dodge a bombardment of sandals. I mean usually the entire extended family is living in the house and each member has like 5 pairs of sandals lying around so there is no shortage, and as you saw in the vid they can reload pretty fast. When you really fuck up, some of the more healthier adults run after you and bring you back in the house. You gotta move fast, and you gotta move erratically, but chances are if a healthy adult is running after you, you just give up. They might go easy on you. Sometimes certain adults that like you block healthy adults from running after you, thats like a super bonus but doesnt happen often.
If you do get caught, hilarious drama ensues. This is how it almost always goes down in the case of little misbehaving children: One of the parents has a hold on you and is trying to get some melee sandal attacks on you (there is always a sandal in their hand in these situations) usually directed at the legs and ass (they are usually satisfied when it makes a very loud noise, and hurts) the extended family surrounds you and the parent, trying to protect you and trying to convince the parent to forgive you. Its like a fucking play designed to scare little children. It feels good when they protect you though
Now this sandle throwing business rarely happens between adults, unless you reeeeaaally disrespect him or his family. Definately happens a lot between teenagers.
My family is awesome…
Edit: I just remembered that the word for ‘slipper’ and the word for ‘curse’ share the same root word in Arabic…
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh my god
that’s dope
I just got the bamboo cane, wooden cooking spoon,
or backhand. To varying degrees of severity depending on what I did…
I bet you the entire Arab world has been waiting for the Bush Shoeing since he was talking about “Iraqi Freedom.”
And now that he said that the dude throwing the shoe was an “attention-grabber” acting in a manner typical of “free societies”?
Oh God. I hope he stays getting Sandals while he’s overseas, and I don’t mean free resort treatment
Is it too late to pitch in on the Evo DVDs?
nope
Then I’ll throw in $5.