Old Snake impersonator gets attacked by McDonald's employees over his Solid Eye

That’s some deepseated hate bruv.

have you been there? It’s well warranted. I’ve been to a lot of places in Europe, and some citizens genuinely seem friendly when you chat with them. The two times I was in france, everybody was a complete dick. And everybody I know who has gone to France has had an issue with the citizens. I have 3 friends who got into fights with people there. Seriously how many vacations you been on where you had to fight somebody?

I hate the french with a mighty passion. Fucking cowards and cynical assholes, one and all. And it doesn’t help that I have to deal with Canadian french too. They manage to find a way to be even bigger assholes than France assholes.

did they think you were american? i heard the french don’t particularly favor americans too much.

Speculation is that the mcd’s had problems with locals trying to record the employees handling food improperly. he got caught in the misunderstanding.

france is just bitter cause they got roflstomped in world war 2. so of course they have a stick up their ass

if ww2 was a game of starcraft:

french: "YO GUYS LETS TURTLE UP AND BUILD TONS OF PHOTON CANNONS!!!11 LETS CALL IT THE MAGINOT LINE"
germans: "YO GUYS, THEY BUILT STATIC D! LULZ NUBS LETS LOAD UP OUR DROP SHIPS FULL OF SIEGE TANKS AND DO A DROP IN THEIR MAIN!"
french: “WTF!!!”

/france has disconnected from the game

germans; “LOL NO GG NO SKILL. RAGE MOAR NUBZ”

lol, and for that they are now caught on tape being idiots against a costumer who also was a foreigner :rofl:

lol fuck no. I’m Canadian. The first thing I do when I arrive in a foreign country is announce I am not American. THEY TEACH US THIS IN SCHOOL.

When I was in France all the men acted like pompous asses. But the women; ohh-la-la, the women…

So by that kind of progression, I should expect his newest model in the next 15 years or so to be like:

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Thats French for you majority act like assholes and do dumb shit. and other minority are normal

Yes but minus his eyes being capped off permanently so probably more like this:

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And then eventually this
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Im still waiting for Detroit to build HIM a statue

Detroit is still waiting for David Sarif.

I know it all too well. Parisian(not french mind you) dudes are really assholeish and racist on top of that. But the chicas are very friendly. Excessively so even.

I personally never had any issue since I speak perfect french, and that’s basically what decides whether they hate you or not. But I have friends too with similar stories.

But yeah, French people in general are really nice. The issue is that the Parisians are not and since that is where most tourists visit and get their first impression, well you know the rest.

Yo they don’t shave their armpits and the ones that do: beware what’s underneath.

LOL To be (un)fair though, the French were asses before WWII. Their revolution goes down in history as pretty much the most hardcore ever, but other then wine, food, kisses and horny women that’s about it. It’s enough for a simple man like me, but what’s it worth in a war? :tup:

Wow looks like they got the idea for Kano from -HIM-.

Can’t wait till I can be like JC Denton.

Indeed, French men are mad that their accent doesn’t give them +5 charisma to all French women. The only thing Americans can do is give the French women as many orgasms as they possibly can.

only in France