Ha, Lantis didn’t specify it wasn’t GAY porn, so you left the door wide open there buddy. The BACKDOOR that is, HEYOOOOOOOO
These backdoor NBA shenanigans are also bad news because I did want to check out League Pass to keep up with my lifelong fandom of the Heat and Hornets and also Rockets (Bobby Sura, SUP NIGGA). That is bad news.
You are screwed like Geo paying $18 for Larry Sanders.
You gotta respect Geo’s thuggery. Kim trying to get away with only bidding $0 for guys is the opposite of thuggery.
I’m trying to get through the year with my entire free agent budget intact.
When VS eventually drops LeBron due to basketball reasons, I WILL BE THERE
I’ll probably do that because I am bored. Everyone with 100 dollar instant bids.
I swear some of those guys don’t even start their guys. (TIS TIS TIS TIS)
Plus Roadhouse and Ghost owns all 4 championship so I guess there some rivalry there. So we kind of band together to talk shit about the opposing side. Dirty Dancing / Point Break just get together and do I don’t even know what they do.
Danny G for your Jameer Nelson.
I know you’re new to the league and all, but I must warn you that once you make a deal with the devil there’s no turning back.
yo who wants to trade?
I want cousins!
Going to the Warriors game tonight. Gonna go watch them beat down the Cavs.
I hope they don’t disappoint you like normal.
I had him at one point and my team was no good.
Man fuck ya’ll. Half my players are hurt. I’m trying to make fair trades and stuff.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
Yeah… like you pussies would outbid SRK’s fantasy thug for Lebron. I’d break your fucking ankles, Lint!
Fair trades? LOL LOL LOL! NO that’s not how it works. Here’s how it works
Guy A sends Guy B the most insulting trade offer imaginable.
Guy B says fuck you and sends Guy A an even more insulting trade offer.
Guy A says okay okay and sends Guy B a little less insulting trade offer.
Guy B still says fuck you and sends back a slightly less insulting trade offer than his first.
Both guys log on SRK and talk shit about the other being stupid.
3 days later…
trade accepted!
That’s how it works. (I learned all this from Kim and VS of course because those two send the most degrading, insulting shit I have ever seen).
P.S I’m still mad that VS decline my offer of Carlos Boozer for LeBron James. Who says NO TO THAT?
It’s because he had a better offer on the table at the time.
Unfortunately I dropped Okafor which trainwrecked the entire thing, but now you know what was going on behind the scenes.
I don’t even need to trade Bron for Okafor now! YES!
VS to bid $100 for Okafor!
Oh and
Is it wrong or funny that when I first saw Harden & Lin together the first nickname I thought was…
Lin + Harden = KungPao Chicken!
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
I have nobody to start at the SF spot. How the hell did this happen?
^ that happened to me too so I panic and traded for Kawaii Lenoard. BUT HE’S ACTUALLY GOOD!
I’M DA BEST! Basically there’s only like 10 decent SF in the league.