Official 24 Season 8 Thread: 00:00:00

I KNEW HE WAS FAMILIAR! That dickhead is probably gonna get offed in the next four hours though.

So yeah, this was definitely 24. Assassination attempt, interesting B-plot, moles working for the bad guys, some hot women, everyone talking super fucking fast with exposition going 90 miles a minute, and a crazy amount of shit happening in the time-frame of 24 hours.

I knew Slumdog Millionaire’s bro had to be the mole, but man to off your own brother? Thats some low shit man. Luckily, the Phoenix rises tomorrow with the return of Scarlet.

And just for the hell of it:

Kim > Phoenix > Jasmine: Princess of Persia > Bitch with the capped kneecap > Sharon Stone > Freddie Prince Jr >> Chloe > or = Ugly Reporter Chick

Someone gave Bubba the wrong UNR vial. He’s on some estrogen-powered by-the-book rage. Fk that nigga. Jack needs to slip him the Triple P.

Don’t forget CTU Directors ALWAYS disagreed with Jack initially. George Mason, Bill Buchanan, even Larry Moss at FBI last year.

They eventually come around and join Team Bauer but then they end up being killed off. Team Bauer members don’t live very long after joining See: Red Forman from S7.

Dalia is frickin hot. I’m diggin the drones and the new torture room.

It’s true, but Hastings seems way more cunty than usual. Maybe because of all the shitting on Chloe.

I feel the same way too.

Poor Jack. All he wants is to be a grandfather for once!

The journalist…:tup:

Dana Walsh…eh, not so much.

gun shot to leg, “next one will hit the bone” seems really familiar for some reason.

Argh, where can I find the episodes? I tried Ninjavideo but I keep getting errors. I’m trying to watch the HD version (Jack deserves no less :pray:), but I keep getting errors. Now when I try to watch the video, I don’t see the security image anymore.

All right, I found a way to watch the eps on Hulu. :tup:

The axe attack was awesome. Two for the price of 1. :lol:

TAKEN! when liam neeson shoots his colleague’s wife’s leg :tup:

boop “Achievement Unlocked” appears at the bottom of Jack’s screen… 40 points.

The visual of that body falling down the stairwell was hilarious to me…dude was the recipient of a Pit Fatality.

haha love that movie.

lol loved episode 1

new guy:"who is jack bauer?"
everyone else: :wow:

Bauer must have been playing some L4D2 during this break because that axe attack was fucking gdlk. :rock:

This new CTU is weak. There is no Bauer in them. YJDK.

“Who’s Jack Bauer?” ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?? Netflix that shit son!

Drones failing to take out the RPG…new CTU head chief: “IT WAS LAG…FUCKING LAG!”

White girl getting afraid that she might be exposed…what does she have to hide that could ruin her career? She’s was a man? :rofl:

Those officers didn’t get the memo. If they wanted to live a few more seconds, they should have listened to Bauer.

Fred arriving in the new black Mystery Machine…hmm Scooby Doo where are you???

Hassan falling for the black man’s kryptonite in that random reporter…wut?

Agent Red aka Phoenix activating Psycho Witch Time in the next episode…fuck yes! I hope she goes Bayonetta on everyone. :smokin:

That guy who was using the satellite to check out the sunbathing lady…I vote that his nickname be MILLION JR. :lol:

please million would never say “who’s jack bauer”

is the new ctu director griff from married with children? looks thinner but the voice is very very very similar. *edit imdb says it’s not but i still say they sound alike. i thought slumdog philbin was going to play a villain this season? if so expect a plot twist in the future. it was like the writers wanted ctu admins to slow down bauer but they knew if they did the internet would cry foul so instead they just give him the green light to do his own thing. i wished aceveda (woulda stayed around longer, he’s a pretty good actor

Damn, people are still doubting Jack. I hope we get to see Tony again. It’d be cool to have Phoenix, Tony, Chloe, and Jack battle this out.

Now get Kim on that plane and out of the season. I don’t want anymore mountain lions showing up. Granted, she did alright at the end of last season.

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President Hassan is the Slum Dog Millionaire host, and that perv dood at CTU with the gap in his teeth, his ugly face reminds me of Clint Howard who also plays creepy-ish guys himself and was in Apollo 13 and the Austin Powers movies also at a computer console haha. If that guy was bald and put on a few pounds he’d look exactly like him.

So many sub plots.

Dana Walsh aka Jenny is gonna get raped by that stalker imo.

CTU-NY director is that guy from Forrest Gump, isn’t he? …the one that was always talking about shrimp…
"Shrimp-sandwich, shrimp bagel, shrimp cocktail, shrimp with butter, fried shrimp, baked shrimps shrimp taco…"

Chloe is still oddly attractive to me. That dark hair has been so much better for her look.

*That guy’s wife that currently has a bullet in her leg…QUITE hittable…even with the bloody leg.

hahah, MONEY TALKS. Yeah, kid…get “dat paper”. Fuck the “no snitch” nonsense…get paid.