All is right with the world again, Az is recapping 24. :tup:
Holy fuck 
i laughed discreetly… in my web browser
Ahhhhhhh…
Azrael recaps. All is right in the world again!!
- James
I nearly slept through the last episode.
Awesome recap keep em coming. And the hunchblack of ctu is an awesome nickname for hastings. I’m digging this season so far!
Am I going nuts or did the soundtrack in this episode sound like Art of Fighitng (Todo’s stage)?
The undercover thing is kind of interesting, and generally speaking, a slower pace would be okay… but SOMETHING needs to fucking happen. I don’t know why they’re making a big deal about the father teaching EEN MOSTHER ROSSIA values to his sons, and that K-Fizzle/Starbuck BS, but we all know those stories are getting abandoned any minute now and have nothing to do with the central plot. Ideally, a good 24 season would have slow-paced character development in all the running subplots-- except one, where it’s HOLY SHIT THE WORLD IS ENDING intense.
I’m already getting sick of Dana Walsh’s sub-plot. but everything else was ok but Jack wearing those ridiculous glasses.
Seriously, the redneck subplot needs to go away fast. It’s killing the show.
^_-;
Jack wearing Harry Potter’s glasses and speaking horrible German was awesome.
Russian Henchmen - "German is a dirty language."
Bauer - “You are dirty people. But here we are.”
EPIC
I actually find Dana’s subplot funnier every week. Last hour she’s getting slapped around by K-Fed while his buddy lays on the couch watching TV. This hour they’re having some Chinese takeout before going on the hit.
Anyone also notice K-Fed drives around in the Scooby Van? Pretty fitting since Prinze Jr is on the show.
Dark City Bauer was awesome. lol
lol at the new CTU Weasel staring at Chloe’s ass.
jack’s nerd glasses = epic.
I’m telling you, MILLION JR. is the best name for that guy.
Chloe ass shot = fanservice
Toweled and bothered Renee = more fanservice
Lara Croft Renee = I already came on the fanservice
Way too many German references in 24 for the second time ever = cockteasing fanservice :mad:
Epic episode. Nerd Germ Bauer 4TFW!!! Someone should make an av of Jack’s initial smile with the cig in his mouth. He looked like a bad-ass Woody Allen lmao
Redneck plot surpringsly doesn’t faze me. But I know it’s not important.
i dont know about you guys, but freddy prinze taking out those guys with the sniper rifle was SICK. i felt like i was watching the last part of a silent scope level. lol
Yea I watched it on the comp and I just kind of fast forwarded though most of the redneck subplot and Russian family drama.
Maybe it’s 'cause they keep showing commercials for Shutter Island, but is it just me? Or does K-FIZZLE look a LOT like a poor man’s Leonardo Dicaprio?
And even though that guy in CTU (MILLION JR.?) is supposed to be sleazy and a jerk or something, I dunno why I find him strangely funny. Maybe because, for once, one of the idiots working at CTU actually seems strangely realistic. I swear I’ve met this guy before. Haha.
And every episode, I feel more and more sorry for Renee. It’s just not going well for her at all, so far. I mean, I enjoyed seeing her in towel as much as the next guy, but the context in which it was in just made it so that I would, as shocking as this may sound, rather have not had her wet wrapped in a towel.
Next Episode Preview
Spoiler
But seeing Renee say “I have nothing!!” and Jack reposnding, “You have me!” in the next episode preview made me seriously go O_O. Now I’m REALLY scared she’ll be dead by the end of the season!!! Nothing ever goes well for the women that Jack loved.
- James
Every time Dana gets screentime, it feels like the show is knocked down a notch. I am so fucking sick of both of her sub-plots. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but the antics Kim got into were better than this crap. I’ll take that mountain lion over this.
Its the BAUER/WALKER POWER HOUR! Now with 60% more building meter off whiffed specials!
When we last left our heroes, PSYCHO SCARLETT had just convinced IMPALER VLAD to get on her GRAVY TRAIN. But OLD BAUER is rattled by PSYCHO SCARLETT’s EMO CRY - both because his BAUER TOWER is feeling a soft spot for her…and he is terrified of the impending imbalance to the PSYCHO FORCE! He tries to call in to the CTU COUNSEL to get SCARLETT taken off the case, but BLACK QUI GON has faith in the girl. Can’t you see man? Emo leads to anger. Anger leads to rage. Rage leads to PSYCHO!
SCARLETT goes back with VLAD, who quickly makes it known that he wants to do a little IMPALING. SCARLETT fights him off, all the while her REVENGE METER is maxxing out! But VLAD has his heart set on getting his KLOBB a little RED, and SCARLETT is forced to accept! OLD BAUER is avidly against it (the BAUER TOWER dislikes SLOPPY TERRORIST SECONDS!), but SCARLETT takes off her bluetooth, preventing OLD BAUER from getting one hell of a show! Meanwhile, SCARLETT’s REVENGE METER has overflowed into K-GROOVE. While VLAD does his IMPALING (apparently, only long enough to last the commercials…), SCARLETT dreams of all the F+RH’s she’s going to buffer into her PSYCHO DESTRUCTION!
Meanwhile, WOMAN AT ARMS has returned to CTU and prepares a DIRTY HEIST for VIOLENT K-FED. NY MILO notices this, and tries to tip off CHLOE, but she rebukes him with PATENTED CHLOE, inviting him to stare at her ass! Which he does! …Niiiiiiiiiiiiice. Clearly, WOMAN AT ARMS has come down with a bad case of the TEE-HEE CURSE! The only question now is how heavy the mountain lion that’s going to bite her ass off is going to be.
Meanwhile still, thanks to KENSEI’s coercion DOCTOR BAD HAIR is working out a chemical cocktail for FALLOUT BOY. Unfortunately, DADDY RUSSIA breaks things up by shooting…well…everybody. EVERYBODY GETS FUCKIN SHOT! KENSEI tries to tell DADDY RUSSIA that this isn’t MvC2, so DADDY RUSSIA responds with “Well then, how about a little HOW CAN I SLAP! X2!” DADDY RUSSIA then personalls offs FALLOUT BOY, and reminds KENSEI of the most important rule in the world - in SOVIET RUSSIA, ASS fucks YOU, but in DADDY RUSSIA, SHUT UP AND DO WHAT I SAY, THE END. KENSEI is hushed, realizing that even after getting the SHIT slapped out of him at least he’s on a better show now!
Meanwhile still, PRESIDENT SLUMDOG, having narrowly evaded death, has now flipped into WITCH TIME and is hunting down INFIDELS! PERSIAN SYLAR tries to calm him down…but SLUMDOG is in WITCH TIME, your words can’t reach him now! SYLAR decides to call up FIRST DAUGHTER for help…and you KNOW he is hitting that!
After getting his IMPALE ON, VLAD schemes to steal the deposit and RUN AWAY from the deal! …Which, honestly, is actually the right call. SCARLETT tries to use the power of her WALKER BOX (…there are no good words for the female anatomy that rhyme with Renee or Walker…) to persuade VLAD otherwise, but VLAD does an impressive ANTI-PUSSY PARRY and sticks to his guns! OLD BAUER disguises himself as GORDON FREEMAN and meets up with VLAD’S MEN…after getting the money, they try a DOUBLE DIRTY CROSS, but OLD BAUER has SPIRIT OF CHASE/GILLIGAN in the watchtower with a sniper rifle! OLD BAUER flips into B-GROOVE to take out the last guy, and he agrees to take OLD BAUER to go see VLAD!
With OLD BAUER on his way and SCARLETT with a MAXED REVENGE GAUGE AND building K-GROOVE, VLAD’s impending death is only a matter of episodes away! How gloriously violent will it be? Will WOMAN AT ARMS help K-FED break into the SOUTHERN COMFORT vault next? Will CHLOE invite NY MILO to look at her boobs this time? Will the camera actually pan to them? We’ll find out next week!